where'd ya get ya start?

pumpin' out classics, in the batmobile goin' batshit. ↳ statencryland

[nerfstan]

i can’t get the unfollow script to work so jeff might be sol

[nerfstan]

that’s what friends are for salad fingers 

[nerfstan]

i’m logging off while oliver shit talks me ON MY OWN BLOG

[nerfstan]

he’s so fucking stupid 

[nerfstan]

why is jeff like this

[nerfstan]

me deleting posts off of my porn blog because i know olivers about to hack me

[nerfstan]

me, once again thinking the world revolves around me: heath’s entire intro isn’t about me? wtf

[timmygrands-deactivated20220421]

what’s up, lil coffee beans? ah shit–this ain’t my podcast so never mind. anyway, hey. i’m heath. you’ve probably seen me on vine or doing something stupid in a david dobrik vlog but he’s my boss so i gotta do it. i like coffee so much that i have a line comin’ out with zane soon (move over chamberlain coffee-we comin’ for you) and a podcast named zane and heath: unfiltered because coffee talk is taken by way too many. oh and listen, rami fuckin malek chose this photo for me and that’s amazing.

@scnditink

[nerfstan]

i said what i said, liam james

[romcommunist]

please never stop talking passionately about the things you love

[nerfstan]

should i fix my follows or should i just keep raw dogging it and not knowing if i’m liking posts from randoms

[nerfstan]

i want a potato tornado

[nerfstan]

remember when trisha tried to end my career because i made fun of her but at least when i show people my asshole i check the pics first

[nerfstan]

me: 

zayn: you can go back to prison

[nerfstan]

my dodo code the other day was n0t69 and i was like why the fuck not

[nerfstan]

whenever i say some weird shit zayn acts so surprised as if he isn’t the weirdest person alive

[queentinqz]

savage x fenty show vol.2