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Never knew love til i saw his $240 monster pups
Post-Option C: Michael
Meltdown 1 saved Richard Majestic Productions (way to go mike~)
So of course a sequel was put into the works. It has absolutely nothing to do with the original. Michael had a big part in the script and direction; he turns it into a kind of prequel/sequel/remake/reboot about his and Trevor’s complicated past. It starts out as a self-flagellation project … for about a week but Michael can’t help stroking his ego and turning it into the action-drama he’s always wanted to see.
Meltdown 2 is an incredibly accurate retelling of the Prologue Mission that features a dashing up-and-comer actor as Mitchell, a dashing non union scab as Tremain, and the dashing monkey from Meltdown 1 as Brock.
The business plan is to keep re-releasing Meltdown in different formats with occasional added content for the next 10 years or so. This is a sustainable move that no one could possibly complain about.
Brock is spectacularly gunned down at the end of the movie. Seriously, it’s like the dude in the beginning of Akira; total ketchup nightmare. This monkey is OBLITERATED.
Meltdown 2 is initially praised for these impressive special effects, but eventually gains traction as THE gay movie of the year.
Critics rave about the complex relationship between Mitchell and Tremain, from their unique chemistry to the suppressed sexual tension to the lyrics of the original songs commissioned for the movie.
Michael is predictably upset by this. “You people are looking into this way too hard!” "Can’t men just be good friends anymore?“ “The meth shotgunning scene was supposed to be a dramatic display of how Michael’s Mitchell’s life is deteriorating! It wasn’t erotic!”
His protests only spur on fans. Hoards of young adults gather for interactive showings, many rolling up in cosplay that would be suitable for North Yankton but ends up giving a lot of kids heat stroke in the Los Santos sun. They bring props to throw at the screen, like Bleeder Burgers and antacids, during scenes where the lead duo is hiding out in shitty motel rooms. It’s like a big party for everyone but the theater custodians.
A good time is had, until the… allegations.
that wasn’t a special effect
the monkey was real
oh my god oh my god
Michael denies it and denies it and denies it. He wasn’t even on set the day they shot that scene. They’ve got a special effects department and had no reason to hurt any animals. As far as he knows, the animal trainer skipped down and took her damn monkeys with her. How would you even know if one was missing, they all look the same!
Until raw footage of the coked-up aftermath appears with him and the director whooping and high-fiving each other in celebration of a great shot, a scene of smouldering ultraviolence behind them. Michael is seen shoving a fistful of cash at the distraught animal trainer and bellowing “MY NAME IS MICHAEL DESANTA, AND DEATH IS MY FUCKIN’ CANVAS! ALWAYS HAS BEEN HAHAHA, WOO!”
He unsuccessfully tries to blame this whole thing on heterophobia.
The controversy is enough to shut down Richards Majestic Productions (way to go mike~)
Working on a big comic that is going to be available on gumroad once finished. It's a spicy one that's why
michul we're getting an abartion.. now
More GTA 5 Doodles I think I will draw more pre-Ludendorff Mike and Trevor
just kiss
In a little art block rn sorry chat… have some trevor doodles❤️❤️
FREAKY warning bottom picture because i was serious about one of my earlier posts
FRESH MEAT
click for higher res -Reblogs appreciated!!-
When writing, I try to remember that Michael is also an unhygienic perverted psycho, it's just that he ends up looking leagues better when he's standing next to Trevor. Anyone would.
If Trevor wasn't in the game and it was more about Franklin learning the ropes from a has-been, we'd still have seen Mike's drinking and littering and sulking in his depression hovel after Amanda leaves. He'd be the one getting flanderized into a nasty little raccoon man and I keep that in mind.
sorry 4 spamming ur blog js really hyperfixated rn and ur blog is like a life line
Dont apologize, thats what this account is here for haha!
And if youre who i think you are, i really appreciate all the tags youve been leaving on my art in your reblogs!!! They made my day when i saw them :)
What’s your favorite part of GTA V as a whole?
Oh man. that is a good question. As a whole?? I really love the way the humor skirts the line of reality and parody. So many outrageous things in GTAV feel very real in the sense that I never felt like anything was too outrageous for the setting. Or even for the real world, in a lot of cases. Its a hilarious game that was really well thought out with characters that feel very real.
whats ypur pinterest :3 I wanna see your reference boards
Im a little reluctant to share it because i have a section in there for drawing ideas. I used to have a friend who I would tell my original jokes and ideas to and they would draw them before I had a chance to, then post with no mention of me coming up with them. (they didnt mean anything malicious by it, i dont think they even realized it could be seen as rude, but it still hurt my feelings quite a bit.) So I'm very 'kid on the playground hoarding toys' about that kind of thing now lol. If i get the burst of energy to transfer them to another board though, I'll share the gta board!
Tough Love <3
Epic gta 5 art dump while I’m feeling motivated,,, all of it is Trevor because of course it is (ignore pou)
I'm FINALLY done with this
Feeding those 3 people in GTA fandom
I have assigned Michael De Santa a Pokemon.
He gets Tentacool because it's also a toxic invertebrate. It's also forever unevolved because it's developmentally stunted by all the chlorine in his pool.
Trevor gets Paras.
Paras was a weak little thing infected by blight, and now it goes around spreading the same nasty plague that initially afflicted it. Sums up Trevor's life pretty well. He feels things when he looks into its soulless blue eyes.
Franklin has a shiny Kakuna at the beginning of his story. (That one's green instead of yellow so it fits the color convention better.)
Kakuna, like Franklin, is past its larval stage - hardened, but still not quite at its full potential. It evolves into Beedrill at the end of Frank's story, which is visually intimidating but doesn't have great stats.
In ending C, Franklin keeps his Beedrill no matter what because that's his buddy, that's who he met early on and bonded with and he WILL take it with him even if it's not the most efficient.
In endings A and B, Franklin will eventually trade it for something better. Traitor.
Thinkin' about this postcard that shows up in Michael's house after Fresh Meat.
When was this mailed off? Both he and Trevor were rushing to beat each other there, so it wasn't an unhurried decision. They both ended up buying winter clothes that they hadn't had with them, so it was probably purchased then. Mike probably sent it to his family in a gesture of "Here's a nice postcard, everything's fine, no one's going to get shot today," before a shootout with his friend in the graveyard.
It would be funnier if it was sent after their altercation though.
If Michael had it in his pocket while he was kidnapped, I'd imagine Cheng's men let him mail it after they took his stuff. That seems like the villainous gangster thing to do. It would probably say something really dramatic and heartfelt, the potential last words to his family: