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Never knew love til i saw his $240 monster pups
Accident waiting to happen đĽ đĽ
Heavy choices
An idea that got out of hand lmao
Post-Option C: Michael
Meltdown 1 saved Richard Majestic Productions (way to go mike~)
So of course a sequel was put into the works.  It has absolutely nothing to do with the original.  Michael had a big part in the script and direction; he turns it into a kind of prequel/sequel/remake/reboot about his and Trevorâs complicated past.  It starts out as a self-flagellation project ⌠for about a week but Michael canât help stroking his ego and turning it into the action-drama heâs always wanted to see.
Meltdown 2 is an incredibly accurate retelling of the Prologue Mission that features a dashing up-and-comer actor as Mitchell, a dashing non union scab as Tremain, and the dashing monkey from Meltdown 1 as Brock. Â
The business plan is to keep re-releasing Meltdown in different formats with occasional added content for the next 10 years or so. Â This is a sustainable move that no one could possibly complain about.
Brock is spectacularly gunned down at the end of the movie. Â Seriously, itâs like the dude in the beginning of Akira; total ketchup nightmare. This monkey is OBLITERATED.
Meltdown 2 is initially praised for these impressive special effects, but eventually gains traction as THE gay movie of the year.
Critics rave about the complex relationship between Mitchell and Tremain, from their unique chemistry to the suppressed sexual tension to the lyrics of the original songs commissioned for the movie.
Michael is predictably upset by this. âYou people are looking into this way too hard!â Â "Canât men just be good friends anymore?â âThe meth shotgunning scene was supposed to be a dramatic display of how Michaelâs Mitchellâs life is deteriorating! Â It wasnât erotic!â
His protests only spur on fans. Â Hoards of young adults gather for interactive showings, many rolling up in cosplay that would be suitable for North Yankton but ends up giving a lot of kids heat stroke in the Los Santos sun. Â They bring props to throw at the screen, like Bleeder Burgers and antacids, during scenes where the lead duo is hiding out in shitty motel rooms. Â Itâs like a big party for everyone but the theater custodians.
A good time is had, until the⌠allegations.
that wasnât a special effect
the monkey was real
oh my god oh my god
Michael denies it and denies it and denies it. He wasnât even on set the day they shot that scene. Theyâve got a special effects department and had no reason to hurt any animals. As far as he knows, the animal trainer skipped down and took her damn monkeys with her.  How would you even know if one was missing, they all look the same!
Until raw footage of the coked-up aftermath appears with him and the director whooping and high-fiving each other in celebration of a great shot, a scene of smouldering ultraviolence behind them. Â Michael is seen shoving a fistful of cash at the distraught animal trainer and bellowing âMY NAME IS MICHAEL DESANTA, AND DEATH IS MY FUCKINâ CANVAS! Â ALWAYS HAS BEEN HAHAHA, WOO!â
He unsuccessfully tries to blame this whole thing on heterophobia.
The controversy is enough to shut down Richards Majestic Productions (way to go mike~)
Working on a big comic that is going to be available on gumroad once finished. It's a spicy one that's why
michul we're getting an abartion.. now
More GTA 5 Doodles I think I will draw more pre-Ludendorff Mike and Trevor
just kiss
In a little art block rn sorry chat⌠have some trevor doodlesâ¤ď¸â¤ď¸
FREAKY warning bottom picture because i was serious about one of my earlier posts
FRESH MEAT
click for higher res -Reblogs appreciated!!-
When writing, I try to remember that Michael is also an unhygienic perverted psycho, it's just that he ends up looking leagues better when he's standing next to Trevor. Anyone would.
If Trevor wasn't in the game and it was more about Franklin learning the ropes from a has-been, we'd still have seen Mike's drinking and littering and sulking in his depression hovel after Amanda leaves. He'd be the one getting flanderized into a nasty little raccoon man and I keep that in mind.
sorry 4 spamming ur blog js really hyperfixated rn and ur blog is like a life line
Dont apologize, thats what this account is here for haha!
And if youre who i think you are, i really appreciate all the tags youve been leaving on my art in your reblogs!!! They made my day when i saw them :)
Whatâs your favorite part of GTA V as a whole?
Oh man. that is a good question. As a whole?? I really love the way the humor skirts the line of reality and parody. So many outrageous things in GTAV feel very real in the sense that I never felt like anything was too outrageous for the setting. Or even for the real world, in a lot of cases. Its a hilarious game that was really well thought out with characters that feel very real.
whats ypur pinterest :3 I wanna see your reference boards
Im a little reluctant to share it because i have a section in there for drawing ideas. I used to have a friend who I would tell my original jokes and ideas to and they would draw them before I had a chance to, then post with no mention of me coming up with them. (they didnt mean anything malicious by it, i dont think they even realized it could be seen as rude, but it still hurt my feelings quite a bit.) So I'm very 'kid on the playground hoarding toys' about that kind of thing now lol. If i get the burst of energy to transfer them to another board though, I'll share the gta board!
Tough Love <3
Epic gta 5 art dump while Iâm feeling motivated,,, all of it is Trevor because of course it is (ignore pou)