Never A Nebula

I tag blood, gore, self harm and most nsfw

[aziragifs]

NSP in In Space with Markiplier

[cashmerecrow]

✨🍀🗝️🍀✨

[trusty-frying-pans]

I don't need it

[figdays]

Gelatinous Prison of Shame //  ThievesTheatre

[thatonenewdungeonmaster]

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Barbarian: can I use Speak With Animals on the goats

DM: go ahead!

Barbarian: hey goatie, have you seen anybody pass by this mountain

DM, as a Goat: FUCK YOU! THIS IS OUR ROCK!

Barbarian: HEY. FUCK YOU!

Goat: NO, FUCK YOU!

Barbarian: FUCK YOU!

Goat: FUCK YOU!

this went on for a bit longer

[transmechanicus]

Posts that be like “If I were a monster that had to eat people, i would just eat horrible people~” are so absurd to me. How often do you see Known Criminals on the street? Billionaires out for a nightly stroll around town? Effectively fucking never. If I have to drag myself to the grocery store, you think it’s gonna be any easier for me to hunt Bezos and Co. every time my stomach growls? I can’t bother to plan meals more than a day in advance, how am i gonna perform whole ass detective work to confirm someone’s a serial killer before i eat them? Ya’ll got that much time on your hands? Planning 5 course meals every night of the week? Don’t make me laugh. Eat a pedestrian and tragically wrestle with guilt like the rest of us, idiot.

[transmechanicus]

Experienced people eater weighing in with the most galaxy brain option

[homefryboy]

new batch of @incorrect-muppet-quotes

[the-moonlight-witch]

[atinybeanchild]

[hellsingxmisfits]

There is a story behind these mugs

[yourfriend-dan-deactivated20200]

What’s the *male* equivalent of a sundress

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

freeballin in basketball shorts

[horrorandhalloween]

[najd-social-club]

Im too young to be turning the age im turning this year

[kittyn]

Vanessa Stockard – Kevin series.

[spitegoblin]

KEVIN!!!!

[swurp]

smell that? that's browned butter, kid. you're out of your fuckin league.

[alkaline-noodles]

[larvitarr]

[lisaminnci]

We are but wayward leaves, scattered to the air by an indifferent wind.

Over the Garden Wall (2014) 🍁🍂🎃🍂🍁