TheBatman • Andrea Guardino

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TheBatman • Andrea Guardino
I was waiting for this expression
the brooding bro’s
This bitch really said "I am vengeance". Finally a movie that portrays batman as the depressed goth boy he really is
detective comics
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Gotham’s Batman by Mizuri
Oops, I Joker again!
Batman is so embarrassing
[Doomsday Clock #6]
I just killed fifty people on that beach and I’m still not satisfied. DC’s Beach Blanket Bad Guys Summer Special
FUCK THIS IS HOT
bruce wayne using slang but only learning the definitions from websites for older people
For undisclosed reasons I thought it would be funny to pretend to be an older person wanting to know the definitions of gen z/millennial slang and oh boy is it a gold mine on some of these sites.
I immediately thought of Bruce Wayne.
Nightwing, over coms: Tracked down Penguin to a location by the docks. Let’s meet on 54th and think of a game plan.
Oracle: Copy that.
Red Hood: Agreed.
Batman: Yeet.
Everyone:
Red Robin: excuse me what
Batman: Robin, you’re dismissed. Take a shower then get to bed.
Robin: But father-
Batman: Bye Felicia.
Robin: … What-
Batman: You heard me, Robin.
*red robin, out of breath after a fight, wheezing because Batman asked a criminal if he was “shook” in his deep voice*
Oracle, over coms: Is Red crying or laughing? I honestly can’t tell.
Batman: Red Robin is dead.
Everyone: WHAT-
Batman, during an impassioned speech: We are Gotham’s protectors. We are the thin line between order and chaos. The city needs protecting, even from those supposed to be protecting it. We will snatch every wig from every corrupt officer and politician’s head until this city shines.
Everyone:
Signal: I knew Gordon was wearing a toupee.
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I think this is the funniest concept. Lemme know if y’all want a part 2 or more content like this.
All slang definitions taken from thoughtcatalog.com