a new paradigm in posting

she/it, 20s. this blog is nsfw

[new-virtual-world]

RULE #1

NEVER STOP POSTING

[new-virtual-world]

NEVER EVER MOTHER FUCKER

[enba-and-luka]

Source

[darkmoonhyena]

It's so tough being a MiG-27 girl, I always get really nervous and rattle myself apart whenever girls ask me to show off my GSh-6-30 rotary cannon in public

[new-virtual-world]

Yeah i never got my phd but the transgender bartenders give me free soda so im still swaf

[new-virtual-world]

I had some fucking castration movie shit happen to me

[new-virtual-world]

I need ada rook to release her tour dates. Its important ok

[new-virtual-world]

I cant blog good cause im a STEM princess and i fet distracted by porn

[cloistered-collecton]

Turns out a sense of belonging can be found very easily through belonging to someone. Get in the cage.

[doublelp]

[humiliationvictim]

Can I still be a leftist if I’m a reactionary conservative

[maliketh]

i have lavender town syndrome but its ok

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[catsandwich-deactivated20240213]

This is a literal sexual harassment training video we had to complete

[nouveau-riche-princess]

Has anyone considered using a bottle opener on the rim of a glass? I've outlined some of the benefits below:

Fucks the cup up and ruins it forever

Gets glass everywhere

Breaks the glass incorrigibly

Cuts you through several potential vectors

Let me know when you've had time to review my proposal.

[out-one]

[mint-swirl]

straight up i haven’t been looking for a new job i’ve just been blowing each and every unemployment check on balloons to tie to people’s chihuahuas to make them float away never to be seen again

[headless-horse]

Annegret Soltau / Self portrait