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I don’t even know where to start with these tubsters. There’s no real fatso in this friend group, but it seems like almost all of them put on at least 10 lbs since graduating highschool, and that was only a month ago. They’re already putting on the freshman 15 before they’re even in college. I guess in a few years this friend group will only exist of real fatso’s.

“I may be a handful, but…” But what? There’s nothing to deny, fatso. Your friend just proved it by squeezing your flabby moobs and your pudgy paunch. All your tight shirts are turning into crop tops now. It seems like there are a few more fatties in the friend group though. It’s actually hilarious they gave the other chubster some kind of workout clothes that are obviously far too small for his big chubby body. There’s a third fatty in the making, the one who’s sitting shirtless at the side all the time, with his little starter tummy bulging over the waistband of his tight pants. No wonder he can’t get his shit shirt closed over his growing body.

This shit shirt night on the lads holiday was very revealing for some of the lads. The first fatso was always the big guy of the group, but the tubster in the tight pink tanktop was always the hottie of the friend group instead. It seems like his former size isn’t big enough for his growing flabby body anymore, since that spare tire is really straining against that snug shirt. I guess we’ve got a new fatty in the friend group!

I think I know why you’re so proud to show off that massive fat body of yours, fatso. It’s indeed very impressive you’re growing an extra pair of fat moobs under your original ones. It’s quite logical you’re also wearing girls’ clothes now, since you’re looking more like a girl than a boy with those jiggly canonballs above your round chubby gut, you fat slob.

You can see this big guy has no problem being one of the girls during their trip, since he’s also growing some moobs to compete with them. I guess he has the biggest of them all probably. Maybe you don’t need Google, like what’s written on your shirt, but you certainly need a diet. I don’t think your girlfriend knows everything, because then she’d know feeding you all her sweets would turn you into the greedy piggy you are now, fatso.

‼️🐷 George Erwin 🐷‼️

“Oh, it shows my belly.” Yeah, fatso, it shows your big chubby gut indeed. You don’t have to care though, since we could already tell you had a pudgy paunch by seeing you bulging out of your skintight clothes all the time. Don’t act like you didn’t knew it though, ‘cause you were definitely sucking in even when you were doing a handstand, you greedy piggy. I guess doing handstands like this isn’t as easy and flexible as it was when you were still a fit and lean guy. Quickly go grab something to eat, since you’re probably starving after such a big workout, chubbs.

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Dunno why the quality is bad. It’s getting harder to go upstairs and fit in my old clothes 😔

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Maybe the quality is bad because there aren’t enough pixels to show of your incredibly pudgy body. It’s harder for you to get upstairs, but sadly it’s not harder for you to get your weight up, since it’s skyrocketing even more everyday. Let me see those old clothes then, fatso!

❗️🐷 Stokes twins 🐷❗️

Another day, another Stokes twins video where Alex’s massive obese body is soaking up all the attention, just like he’s soaking up all the food in sight. That body seems to gain as much attention as he’s gaining pounds. He’s definitely wearing very baggy XXXL shirts now, but even then it’s still very tight around his incredibly round fat gut. That little tummy of Alan’s also still there and still growing. They’re finally starting to look like twins again.

This fatso was so happy that he finally won a trophy. Who’s gonna tell him it’s the trophy for the fattest player on the field? Well, I guess he doesn’t mind, as long as he can use that big trophy as a glass to drink even more beer.

Look, it’s ‘Mister Piggy’ trying to slap away all the pounds that keep creeping on onto his chubby frame. Maybe you just have to slap away all the trash food you’re putting into your greasy mouth everyday, fatso.

You’re looking rather chunky, bro. Could it be that dirty bulk of you did turn out the way I thought it would. I guess you should’ve listened to me when I warned you you would just get fat, tubbs.

Good god, did all your girlfriends approve you to go out like that? You look awful. Three out of four of you can barely fit into their shirts. The only skinny guy doesn’t have a girlfriend and I would keep it like that for a while if I were him, ‘cause judging by those growing bodies of his chubby friends love just makes you fat.

That’s a bunch of chubby friends, wearing all white. Did no one tell you black is slimming, not white? The two guys on the right always used to laugh with their friend on the left for being a little tubby, but recently they are starting to get quite pudgy themselves, although they don’t really seem to realise it yet. I guess these pictures will probably open their eyes when they see how their shirts are straining against their new tummies.

Luckily your girlfriend restyled you after getting into a relationship with you, tubbs, ‘cause if you’d still wear tight shirts and skinny jeans today that chubby gut you’re growing would be even more visible. It looks like your girlfriend also restyled your body.

Something tells me that beer tells much more about your lifestyle than those tennis clothes you’re wearing, chubbs. You’re probably just playing tennis once for some charity game, but you could save much more people by saving some food for them, instead of just keeping it all to yourself. That spare tire is making your baggy shirt embarrassingly snug around your growing waist, fatty. I don’t think you can still wear those clothes next year if you keep eating and drinking like you’re doing today.

You two are such a cute couple, but maybe that also has something to do with you getting some chubby cheeks since you two are together. No wonder though, since I see on your social media you’re always eating out every evening. Not to forget you completely ditched your workout routine to have more time for her, Brandon. Love makes you grow obviously, in much different ways.

Ooh, those arms are getting big, bro, but so is your gut and it’s not because you’re putting on muscle there too. I guess you’re gonna have to ditch those tight shirts if you don’t want to put all the attention on your growing flabby body, tubbs.

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