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It doesn’t look like you do these kinds of exercises a lot, fatso. You’re so fucking round and bloated, but even then your big ass beer gut and flabby moobs are jiggling like crazy all the time. You’re just embarrassing yourself at this moment, you greedy piggy.

‼️🐷 George Erwin 🐷‼️

Part 3 of this fattastic night in his skintight 'workout' shirt, while rebuilding his room. Can someone maybe tell him to rebuild his chubby body instead of his room, 'cause that body really fills the room when he walks in, literally. That shirt's basically becoming a crop top thse days. In some pictures you can see a hint of that pudgy paunch, because the shirt is far too short and far too small obviously. That view from under his shirt when he's standing almost on top of the camera is also great. I'd opt for another shirt if I were you, fatso.

‼️🐷 George Erwin 🐷‼️

Some more of perfect pudgemaster George trying to hang up some lamps in his room, while wearing his favourite skintight 'workout' shirt. How hilarious is it that his big squishy love handles keep peeking out of that snug shirt. He keeps trying to pull the shirt down all the time, but it just keeps riding up again right afterwards. I also can't get over that massive fat ass bulging against those elastic shorts. Please, fatso, do yourself a favour and just wear clothes that are fitting for your big size. Tomorrow even more from this love(handl)y moment!

‼️🐷 George Erwin 🐷‼️

Here's out favourite fatso George again! Look at him trying to hang up his lights in his room. Because he's so stubborn to keep wearing that far too tight 'workout' shirt, how fucking ironic, his squishy love handles are on full show constantly. The only thing this skintight shirt is showing off is your big round gut, fatso. It's even peeking out of it in some pictures. That ass is massive too, especially in those snug sports shorts he obviously doesn't use to practice any sports at all. More of this big chubster and his giant love handles from the same live tomorrow! It wil get even better then.

These big boys can use a bit of activity indeed, instead of just laying by the pool with some snacks and beers all day.

Can I talk to you about obesity, chubbs? You’re gaining that little starter tummy recently. That’s what happens when you gorge on the all-in buffet everyday, while laying by the pool for the rest of the day. That’s a nice first fat roll you’re getting there, fatty.

That’s certainly not a ‘gym boyfriend’, girl. The only thing he’ll do in the gym is buying snacks from the vending machine. “Quick swim to burn off the lunch.” Like that will help, fatty. What about all the other things you ate. It’s not because he’s getting bigger that he’s a gym boy. He’s just getting fat!

“He’s a hungry man.” Yeah, no shit, we couldn’t tell that from seeing this gluttunous video. Something tells me he didn’t really need that ‘late night snack’ anymore, and it’s something very round. That fat gut looks stuffed to the brim after all the food and beer he put in there.

I guess this fatso’s the big lad of the friend group on the lads holiday. Did you see what a splash he created in the pool with that massive squishy belly flop?

What’s that reason, you ginormous fat slob? Is it because you almost go stuck in there with that massive flabby body of yours? Or is it because you were afraid it would all collapse under your heavy weight? Or is it maybe because you’re creating a tsunami in the pool when you come out of it? “Us big boys”, you’re not just a big boy, fatso, you’re a morbidly obese fat swine.

They said ‘wiggle just a little bit’, not ‘jiggle until you cause an earthquake’, fatso’s. No wonder you don’t have to close the drawstrings on those skintight shorts anymore, you greedy piggy.

Look at these two flabsolute fatso’s! Is it called Magaluf, because you two ‘luf’ ‘maga’ food portions? The skintight shirt really says it all: ‘I love beer.’ You could better write ‘I love beer and food’ on it, or ‘I hate working out’. The other guy has ‘I love sluts’ on his snug shirt, but he’s looking like one himself with those massive manboobs.

Which of these boys ate the most at the thanksgiving dinner, do you think? It’s a tight competition between who’s the roundest one and also between those straining buttons.

You’re such a funny fat fool, chubbs! That’s not a bloat at all. I’ve never seen a bloat being so soft and squishy. The only thing that’s gonna pop here is the straining button of your tight pants, fatty. You’re not skinny anymore, even calling you skinnyfat would be an understatement these days.

Yeah, sure, it’s normal to be bloated as fuck like this fatty. It just means you’ve eaten far too much at the buffet again. Soon that will be the permanent form of your belly, fatty.

You aren't a fan of the GOAT, you’re just a goat for the buffet. Speaking of Messi, the only thing you two have in common is that you both have a ‘golden touch’, his is for the ball, yours is for the deep-fryer. You’re not playing a 4-3-3 formation, you’re a 4-3-3 serving size per meal. You’ve got so much gut hanging over that jersey, you’ve basically created a ‘False 9’ position right over your belt line. You’re not waiting for a trophy, you’re waiting for the chef to bring out more shrimp cocktail. You’re the only person in history who could wear a Messi shirt and actually make the shirt look like it’s playing defense against a massive wave of lard. Keep eating, champ. At this rate, you won't need a plane to get to Argentina, you'll just develop your own gravitational pull and the country will eventually drift toward you, tubbs.

How the hell can you still eat so much food at the all-in buffet when you also snack so much in between. No wonder you’re turning from ‘bulky’ into ‘chunky’, tubbs. Gotta slow down on the food a bit before you’re a real fatty.

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