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only 3 months difference… what am I doing to myself🫢☺️
Putting yourself full of food all the time obviously. The belly and the fat rolls are only getting bigger, chubbs. I guess it’s time to stop taking mirror selfies, ‘cause you won’t fit into the frame anymore soon.
what’s up with all these pitchers with a nice little belly, i guess the spot with the least running does the belly good. but this guy… uniform buttons straining a little, he’s getting fat and it’s looking great. playing a professional sport, in miami too, and still sporting a belly is so hot, he really must be eating huge.
Look at you, fatso. You’re not a pitcher, you’re a structural hazard. You picked the only position in professional sports where you can stand still for three hours and still be considered ‘active’, and yet you’re still the slowest thing on the field. Those straining buttons on your jersey aren't fasteners anymore, they’re load-bearing cables. Every time you wind up for a pitch, the entire dugout holds its breath, not for the strike, but because they’re terrified a button is going to snap off at Mach 1 and take out a spectator in the front row. You’re one deep breath away from a wardrobe malfunction that would require a hazardous materials team to clean up, big boy. You’re playing in Miami, the global capital of fitness, sunshine and metabolism, and you’ve managed to defy the laws of physics by getting even fatter in a city that lives on fish and salads. Your body isn't 'bulking', it's an expanding empire of bad decisions. You don't have a 'core', you have a planetary orbit. The only reason you’re still on the roster is because the team realized they don't need to buy a ball rack as long as they have you to lean the equipment against. You aren't pitching heat, you're just sweating out the three deep-dish pizzas you had for breakfast, you fat slob.
Look at this massive tranfatmation of Leonardo Sampaaio! You didn't just lose your physique, you staged a hostile takeover of your own discipline and let a buffet win, you enormous fat slob. It’s actually impressive how you managed to replace a six-pack with a one-pack of lard. You used to be a temple, but now you’re just a storage unit for processed carbs and regret. Looking at you now, it’s hard to tell where your chest ends and your stomach begins, it’s just one continuous, sloping landscape of failure. Those pecs didn't just soften, they surrendered. They’ve officially transitioned from muscle to pillows, just so your gut has something soft to lean on while it swallows the rest of your personality, fatso. You didn't just let yourself go, you launched yourself into a decline. You went from looking like a man who could conquer the world to looking like a man who gets winded opening a bag of chips. You’re not even a 'before and after' anymore, you’re just a cautionary tale about what happens when greed replaces a gym membership, you big fat porker.
Oh, I get why you're looking so awkard, chubbs. It is quite embarrassing to get arrested by a police officer, while your round fat tummy is bulging out of your far too tight shirt. What's the reason you got arrested in the first place, fatty? Is it maybe because you're disturbing the peace with that hideous fat body of yours? Or did you steal food again because you were starving, even though you'd just eaten, you fatso? Either way, I hope they have a gym in prison, 'cause you can obviously use some cardio to get rid of that round gut.
I know wearing tanktops makes you feel big and hot, big boy, but I think 'big' got a different meaning after you started bulking a year ago. I don't think it was a good idea to keep bulking and don't renew your gym membership at the same time. It seems like your muscles got buried beneath an enormous layer of pudge, fatso. Time to grab the dumbells again instead of the donuts, 'cause you're looking like a bag of very soft and squishy dough yourself now. Gravity is biggest your enemy recently and the treadmill seems the only thing that can still help you, if you don't give up like you did before though, you fat fuck. And please, ditch the tanktops. They're really doing you dirty, you greedy piggy.
'Wear you life jacket' is written on the boat. Well, I don't think this tubster really needs to wear a life jacket though, since he's growing some swimming aids himself recently. What he will need is a bra though, 'cause his fat moobs are getting out of control.
We're all in the same boat, mate! Don't we all struggle a bit with staying in shape when we reach our mid-20's? It's normal to have a bit more difficulties trying to get your pants up your growing ass, or trying to close the straining buttons on your tight shirt. It's normal to grow some moobs when you're getting older, right? Growing a beard to hide your new double chin is also pretty common. Well, maybe I missed and it's actually something that's only common when you're reaching your mid-40's or even mid-60's instead. You're just a lazy fat slob and that's the reason you're growing uncontrollably and bursting out of every too small piece of clothes you own, fatso.
My pants are getting tighter😳
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Yeah, but I don't think that only your pants are getting tighter, chubbs. That gut seems to get tighter too as it gets rounder by the day. It's funny you're still wearing a belt, by the way, since you obviously don't need it at all anymore. And once again you're in the fitting room to buy some new bigger clothes. No wonder you're looking so sad, since your cravings and the need to shop for bigger clothes every week make you go broke rapidly. Luckily you won't get broke of pudge soon, so you have some reserves when you don't have enough money to buy food anymore. Maybe you can finally become the skinny twink you once were again then, fatty.
So round, but not round enough🥵
Look how much fat you can grab on that chubby gut of yours, fatty. And then you dare to say it's not round enough yet? Those fat rolls say it all though. You're not that skinny twink anymore, but you didn't lose your love for some good selfies though.
Drinking again, tubbs? Those tight swimming trunks say it all. They make his flabby paunch droop over the waistband and they have the colours of the American flag, the fat-centred country of the world. That's not even a bulk anymore, big boy, that's called 'getting fat' instead.
Ooh, not a good choice, chubbs! These days that good old mirror selfie isn't showing off your good old abs anymore. It's highlighting your big stretchmarks and pudgy paunch instead, fatso. Even sucking in isn't helping you anymore now. You'd better stick to only taking selfies of your face, big boy.
Hi yall been going thru it. Cats sick and took her to the vet. I’d love some milkshakes so if you guys wanna send food money I’d love that
Maybe the vet can give some advice too on how you can solve your obesity, you greedy piggy. Getting bigger by the day!
❗️🐷 Stokes twins 🐷❗️
The Stokes twins are going to Netflix. That means we’re gonna have to bingewatch them just as hard as they binge eat everyday. Look at that big fat gut of Alex again in that wet snug white shirt, but also that little tummy of Alan. Talking about little chubby Alan, his ass is also getting massive, even in those sweatpants. Netflix is gonna get them even fatter!
This fat porker is trying to give us the impression that he’s maintaining a healthy lifestyle by drinking enough water everyday. You’re not gonna fool anyone though, fatso. That massive pudgy belly and those jiggly moobs are betraying you immediately. I guess you’re drinking much more beer than water actually and I also don’t think you’re eating healthy when I look at you, big boy.
‼️🐷 George Erwin 🐷‼️
Part 3 of this fattastic night in his skintight 'workout' shirt, while rebuilding his room. Can someone maybe tell him to rebuild his chubby body instead of his room, 'cause that body really fills the room when he walks in, literally. That shirt's basically becoming a crop top thse days. In some pictures you can see a hint of that pudgy paunch, because the shirt is far too short and far too small obviously. That view from under his shirt when he's standing almost on top of the camera is also great. I'd opt for another shirt if I were you, fatso.
‼️🐷 George Erwin 🐷‼️
Some more of perfect pudgemaster George trying to hang up some lamps in his room, while wearing his favourite skintight 'workout' shirt. How hilarious is it that his big squishy love handles keep peeking out of that snug shirt. He keeps trying to pull the shirt down all the time, but it just keeps riding up again right afterwards. I also can't get over that massive fat ass bulging against those elastic shorts. Please, fatso, do yourself a favour and just wear clothes that are fitting for your big size. Tomorrow even more from this love(handl)y moment!
‼️🐷 George Erwin 🐷‼️
Here's out favourite fatso George again! Look at him trying to hang up his lights in his room. Because he's so stubborn to keep wearing that far too tight 'workout' shirt, how fucking ironic, his squishy love handles are on full show constantly. The only thing this skintight shirt is showing off is your big round gut, fatso. It's even peeking out of it in some pictures. That ass is massive too, especially in those snug sports shorts he obviously doesn't use to practice any sports at all. More of this big chubster and his giant love handles from the same live tomorrow! It wil get even better then.
