Nice Guy Testimonials

Is your shirt sleeve wet from the tears of your lady-friends who have carelessly thrown you aside as a possible romantic partner? Have you suffered through the motions of a platonic friendship only to receive NOT ONE reward sex? Did you, at one point, have women actually interested in you but they were the wrong body type? If you answered "yes," to any of these questions you just might be... a nice guy. We want to hear your stories so please submit.

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iconic

[cognitivedissonance]

This is it. This perfectly sums up the “nice guy” entitlement fuckery.

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[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

percentage of rape victims (source):

women: 91%

men: 9% 

median salary (source):

women: $17,629

male: $30,514

victims of domestic violence (source):

women: 85%

men: 15%

people murdered by their significant other (source):

women: 75%

men: 25%

those darn privileged females

[asshatry]

DO YOU KNOW WHY THERE ARE SO MANY GENDER SPECIFIC SHELTERS FOR FEMALES?!?!?!?

BECAUSE PHYSICAL ABUSE HAPPENS SO OFTEN IN THIS COUNTRY THAT THEY HAVE TO BUILD THESE BUILDINGS IN EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. CITY. 

SO THAT WOMEN CAN FUCKING HIDE FROM THEIR HUSBANDS OR BOYFRIENDS OR EXS OR BROTHERS OR FATHERS AND OH MY FUCKING GOD I COULD RIP THAT NOSE RING RIGHT OUT OF HIS STUPID FACE.

[lifekillsrebels-deactivated2020]

Why is it always guys that look like that too.

[misandry-mermaid]

Also,

The main culprit to blame for there being more homeless men than women is a lack of adequate welfare programs, accessible mental healthcare, and veterans services, since veterans are more likely to suffer from mental health disorders and are overwhelmingly male and more likely to come from lower socio-economic backgrounds. 

The main culprit to blame for there being more female college students than male ones is that women have less job opportunities than men, so college has become more of a prerequisite for finding a stable and comfortable career and income than for men, who are paid better for the same job and have more career opportunities available to them with less training.

The main culprit to blame for women having a longer life expectancy than men is mainly a combination of biology (women tend to be more iron deficient than men, which is actually better for cell regeneration) and life choices (men are more likely to smoke cigarettes and eat high-cholesterol foods for example)

And, as previously stated above, there are more gender-specific shelters for women because women are over 5 times more likely to experience domestic violence than men are.

So yeah.  There’s that.

Also, that lip piercing looks like a leech is boring into your face.

[niceguytestimonials]

I bet he’s such a nice guy though.

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Nice Guys are gifts from God.

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[confusingyourgrandparents]

Oh look what I found on my Facebook. Why can’t I find a nice guy like this?

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This one is just golden.

[semper-spes-est]

The blatant irony of feminists claiming to open up “space” or whatever for men who are not overtly and rigidly tough while scorning, scolding, shaming, and being insensitive to “nice guys.”

There are some things nice guys have said that is absurd but feminists won’t even hear them out.

More proof feminism is just a gang of gals trying to be the big kids on the block.

[mensrightsactivewear]

See he’s just a “nice guy,” looking for joke equality!

[niceguytestimonials]

tldr: if women wanted to be treated with respect they should stop slutting around and being shallow and date that unattractive virgin dude who deserves it 

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too nice to use women for sex.... probably

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[mcpoylerules]

i held a door open for this girl and she didn’t even blow me ?? have i just been friendzoned again ??

[gamepro24x]

Nice guys finish last

Seriously since when do nice guys ever finish first? I dont believe any woman gives a nice guy a chance first. To me thats a a Fairy Tale.

[theconcealedweapon]

Just by looking at you and not knowing anything about you, I created a fantasy about being with you forever. I asked you out and you rejected me, but I’m still going to keep pressuring you because I don’t like your reason. I’m going to keep stalking you and harassing you until you finally agree to go out with me. I know you’re still heartbroken over your boyfriend cheating on you, but I want to date you, so you’re required to move on right now, because I’m telling you to. I’m entitled to you giving me a chance. Your ex is nothing like me. Why are you too stupid to realize that? I promise that I won’t ever hurt you, even though your ex most likely promised the exact same thing. Even though we have never been together, I know that if I can’t date you, I’d rather die.

[hayjb-blog]

Pretty sure if you refer to women as “dumb bitches” you’re not a nice guy