Lando meets a girl who ends up being the leader of a mafia, but he does not know.
A recent dom!Lewis Hamilton one, where he meets reader at a club for doms and subs, but reader is only a waitress there, but at the end of the first chapter she asks her friend to teach her the ways of being a sub. Reader is also a college student.
If anyone knows these fic. Leave the name of the fic and the username of the author.
| stefy's note: you know what i hate more than anything in the world? A FAKE FUCKING BITCH (tate ref. hope you got it). i got told by my cousin @kantoraces that i write from experience where here comes another one of my bad experiences with people (not the last i think but this is second time i'm writing a bad experience). and with the way my drafts are looking this might as well become a lando blog at this point (which i won't be complaining about). i didn't plan on writing this (yes i should have been writing for part 2 but i had to write this in order to let myself realize that i do deserve better), so enjoy :)
| warnings: swearing (girly is feeling the pressure, and she's a verstappen so make of that what you will), alcohol (they drink sake so it's not that deep), angst (a bit), hardships of a formula 1 driver (for reader), smut (first time ever writing it soo if i suck sorry), misoginy (by the fans because she is a woman in the field and a verstappen), mentions of make out, hateful comments (by the fans), hardships of fame (for both), hardships of having a famous best friend (from her best friend), hardships of a public relationship (which they face when she posts something about them), flirting (mentions of it, by lando, by reader), minors dni
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| INSTAGRAM POST - 29th MAR.
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yourusername time for a break. arigato 🇯🇵
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verstappencom keep pushing 💪💪💪
user01 head up y/n. you'll be back
user02 you're a real one
user03 better days will come 💛
user04 enjoy the break
user05 ☕️ women
| user09 she's the first woman in f1 so yes women
user06 don't retire like your brother
| user02 we miss him dearly
user07 you deserve so much better!! these cars are a joke
user08 fix that shitbox, red bull
user09 we are proud of you
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You were shit. Well maybe not you per se. But the car. Dogshit. Piles of dogshit. Piles of bullshit. Piles of shit.
You stare at the rear wing and the wing stares back at you. If you can even call that flimsy piece of carbon fiber a rear wing and feel something sour rise in your throat. It’s not quite anger. It’s deeper than that. It’s the exhaustion of having your hopes ground into dust lap after lap, corner after corner, while twenty other drivers past you like you’re standing still.
The car doesn’t just fail you. It humiliates you. Every creak, every shudder, every delayed throttle response is a little betrayal. And the worst part? You keep coming back to it, because what else are you supposed to do? This is your seat. Your helmet. Your name on the timing sheet. But the machine beneath you is a joke that someone forgot to deliver with a punchline.
How did your brother, Max, manage to drive this shitbox? And as much as he is Max Verstappen, it's still unbelievable how many times you did not finish a race. You’ve lost count now. But Mara, your best friend was keeping count. At first you tried to keep a mental tally, Melbourne followed by the cursed weekend in Suzuka where the engine gave up on you. Max made this car look almost competent. Almost drivable. He wrestled it to points finishes when the data said it should have been lapped three times over. You watched his onboard footage until your eyes burned, searching for the secret, the magic input, the single tweak of steering or pedal modulation that would unlock everything. It never came. Because there is no secret. There is only a chassis that wants to kill you and an engine that wants to die.
But at the end of the day it's not the fact that you didn't even have the resources to finish, but nobody saw this coming. Not that anyone would have expected the cars to be considered this bad. The pundits called it a "step forward." The pre-season analysis videos were full of optimistic graphs and carefully worded praise. Even Laurent Mekies, squinting at the CFD simulations, apparently nodded once and said it looked promising. Promising. What a word. What a graveyard of good intentions. Every single person in this paddock, from the engineers in their spotless team kit to the journalists with their microphones, believed that the RB22 would at least be functional. Not a title winner. Not a miracle machine. Just functional. And yet here you are, hauling a broken crate of bolts and disappointment across the finish line in eighth place, wondering if anyone even noticed you survived.
Understeer. Shifts not working. Engine breaking down. You could write a novel out of those three phrases. The understeer arrives at mid-corner like an unwelcome guest who refuses to leave; you turn the wheel, and the car simply suggests a different direction, usually toward the gravel trap. The shifts come whenever the gearbox feels like it, which is to say: randomly, spitefully, often halfway through a braking zone. And the engine, God, the engine, sounds like a bag of spanners being thrown down a staircase. It has broken down two times this season already. Two times you have pulled to the side of the track, killed the ignition, and sat there in the silence while marshals waved yellow flags around your joke of a car. Each time you unbuckled your harness, you thought: this is the one. This is the failure that finally breaks me. And then you went back to the garage and did it all over again.
From the new regulations. From Laurent Mekies even being part of Red Bull now. With Christian Horner gone ever since last year, along with Helmut Marko. The same man that saw your brother’s potential. The team is a ghost of what it was. The hallway outside the engineering bay used to be lined with trophies and the low hum of confident conversation. Now it’s just fluorescent lights and people avoiding eye contact. Fake. Unnatural. Mekies stands at the pit wall with a tablet and a face that never changes expression, like he’s calculating the exact moment to abandon ship. And Horner, the man who built this empire fired without a farewell press conference, just a terse statement on the team website and a locked office door. Marko followed a month later, citing health reasons, though everyone knows he simply couldn't watch the decay anymore. Or fired by Mekies as the sources say. He was the one who looked at a young, scared, second-string driver and said, "You have something." He was wrong about the car, but he wasn't wrong about you. At least, you don't think he was.
The year you lost the championship. The same year you thought that you'd win. But didn't. You couldn't even fucking win a championship. It was close. Painfully close. Two races to go, and you held a slender lead that felt like cupping water in your hands. Two points. Two fucking points and that championship could have been yours. By the final race, you weren't fighting for glory. You were fighting to show the world that you're worth it. And you lost that fight too. The driver's championship trophy went to someone else. The confetti fell for another name. You stood on the edge of the podium ceremony, watching the celebrations from the shadows, and you told yourself it was fine. It wasn't fine. It was never fine.
But your friend was there. Mara was there to pick you up when you needed her. "Hey…" Yeah. Right. A fucking hey. That's what you wanted to hear as soon as you entered the garage. Finishing eighth after thinking that you could have done it. The word hangs in the air like smoke. Hey. Not "great drive." Not "you deserved better." Just hey, as if you'd returned from a casual errand instead of surviving a two-hour war of attrition against a machine that tried to kill you seventy times. You wanted to scream at her. You wanted to collapse into her arms. You did neither. You just stood there, helmet under your arm, sweat turning cold on your back, and nodded.
Maybe not win the race. But at least finish on a podium. Maybe even share a podium with Lando. Who will know. It was never too late. The season was at the beginning. You replay the what-ifs like a broken record. What if you'd started on hards instead of mediums. What if the safety car had come out ten seconds later. What if Lando hadn't defended so aggressively into Turn 1. You could have been up there with him, side by side, spraying champagne while the cameras flashed. You could have seen that shy, crooked smile of his directed at you, not at the crowd, not at the reporters, just at you. But instead you're here, in this cold garage, with a P8 that is like a paperweight and feels like compromise.
"Look on the bright side!" Mara says as soon as you close the door of your drivers' room, wanting to make sure that nobody on the team hears your conversation. Not that you would want anyone on the team to hear about your crush on the Brit. You’ve guarded that secret like a state secret. You’ve deleted texts before sending them. You’ve looked away from interviews when his name comes up. You’ve practiced the perfect neutral expression in the mirror so many times that your face almost believes it. But Mara knows. Mara always knows. She caught you staring at a photo of him on your phone three months ago, and instead of laughing, she just raised one eyebrow and said, "Oh, honey." That was it. No judgment. No teasing. Just a quiet recognition that some feelings are too big for words.
You don't remember telling anyone. Or at least you only told her. She continues on the same excited tone as before, wanting you to see that it wasn't over. "At least you finished a race this time around." The only highlight of your day. "And you finished eighth."
You finished eighth. You finished eighth? At least it's in the top ten. At least you managed to finish that hell of a race. "Yeah." Letting out a tired scoff as you answered to her on a whispery tone, still not sure if you could even be happy about this result. It was fine. Nothing special. A result in a horrible race. But Mara isn't wrong. Three races ago, you DNF'd on lap four. In Melbourne, you didn't manage to finish. So eighth is progress. Eighth is points. Eighth is a small, ugly, beautiful step back toward something like respectability.
"And what's better than that?" She says while having a wide, happy smile that you already knew she had plans for this break. Or at least that's what she told you. What would that be? You could only think of one thing. The break. Getting away from the sport. Not having to drive the undriveable RB22. Not having to answer emails. Not having to do campaigns. Acting like you care. You dream of silence. Of a hotel room with blackout curtains and room service and no notifications. Of waking up without a schedule, without a telemetry meeting, without someone asking you to smile for a camera while you're still bleeding from the last race.
"I saw you talking to him." Mara approaches the small couch and sits down next to you while giggling. You knew what it meant. That she saw you talking to him. Of course she did. The camera was panned out just as he asked you out. Not that you had a problem with that. You remember the moment exactly: the awkward shuffle of feet, the way he ran a hand through his curls, the way his voice dropped so only you could hear. "Hey, uh, there's this place I know. After the break? If you want." Three sentences that rewired your entire nervous system.
"And he asked me out." You continue the sentence, knowing that she would be the happiest for you. You finally had his attention. At least for a date. But it was something. And on national television. The cameras caught it all. The nervous laughter, the way you tucked a strand of hair behind your ear, the way he touched your elbow for just a second longer than necessary. By morning, the internet will have theories. By noon, there will be fan edits set to soft pop music. By dinner, your phone will be a grenade of notifications. But right now, in this quiet room, it's just the two of you and hope. Hope that everything will be better.
"Oh my god! Oh my god!" She jumps out of the seat while looking at you. Wrapping your hands around your neck as she pulls you closer to give you a proper hug before saying, "I knew you guys would look so good together!"
"We're not dating!" You say, raising your voice, rolling your eyes at her. You wouldn't be dating. She was being delusional or being too nice. You couldn't decide, but at least she was happy for you. And maybe, just maybe, that's enough for now. A bad car. A lost championship. A broken season. And one date with a boy who makes your chest ache in a way that has nothing to do with G-forces. It'll be fine. It had to be fine.
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| INSTAGRAM POST - 22nd APR.
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f1wags That's one way to settle team rivalries.
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user01 WHAT? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
user02 the way he is clinging on her
| user09 he's so in love omgg
user03 pathetic
| user07 scroll or don't even follow the account
user04 so lando likes the post and we ignored it???
| user01 and y/na best friend comments too
yourbestfriendusername bitch
| user08 someone tell me why is y/ns friend in the comments
| user04 i'm sorry what?
| user05 the same bitch that when asked about y/n she talks about herself and how much better she is
| user08 sis what are you doing here?
user07 THIS IS THE DRAMA I NEED
user08 cars are so shit this year they knew they had to do something
user09 A REASON TO WATCH THIS SEASON!!!
user10 first time this account uses good pictures of drivers
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| INSTAGRAM POST - 3rd MAY.
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user01 he doesn't deserve her
| user09 or she doesn't deserve him
user02 this is insane!!
user03 my show is on
user04 so she wanted charles. couldn't get him and now she breaks up with max
| user07 huh
| user03 check on youtube. someone documented it all
user05 she's crazy for this bs
user06 imagine being known as stefy's best friend...
| user09 that's embarassing
user07 charles and now max. gurl leave them alone
| user04 someone steal her paddock pass this gurl doesn't deserve it
user08 dislike. unfollow. spreading fake info
| user06 get a grip my god
user09 idk these people yet these pop up on my fyp that i'm hooked
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"What the actual fuck is your problem with me?" Loud. Angry. Out for blood. Fucking bitch. She might hate you but breaking your brother's heart was the one that hurt the most. Holding the phone showing the recent post that Lando had pointed out sweetly about an hour ago, you enter the apartment in a fuss.
The door slams behind you with a crack that echoes through the marble hallway of your Monaco apartment. Your apartment, the one in your name, the one you signed for when Mara was still just your fun, supportive friend who made you laugh after bad races. That woman is nowhere to be found now. In her place sits someone you barely recognize, someone who has been wearing a mask for months, maybe years. Your hands are shaking. Not from the Miami heat, not from the flight back, not even from the fight you just watched between Max and Mara on the paddock broadcast that every single camera caught. No, you're shaking because Lando showed you the post with such innocent confusion, such gentle concern, and you had to pretend you weren't absolutely devastated. "Love, is this your friend?" he had asked, scrolling on his phone while you were still buzzing from the date that had felt like a dream. "She's saying some weird stuff." Weird stuff. That was one way to put it.
The post is still glowing on your phone screen. A picture of you and Lando kissing during the break. A private moment, a stolen second of happiness that you thought belonged only to the two of you. And above it, Mara's caption on some anonymous gossip account she clearly runs: "That's one way to settle team rivalries." The comments underneath are a war zone. Fans are picking sides. Strangers are dissecting your love life like it's a textbook. And Mara, your best friend, your confidante, the woman who hugged you when you lost the championship is the one holding the knife.
"Well you're home early." Mara states on a condescending tone just as she looks up from her psychology book, as she was about to highlight a section. "How was your date with Lando?" She continues on the same arrogant tone. Not even daring to acknowledge what she did wrong. What her actions even meant to you. To the internet.
The psychology book catches your eye. Of course. She's studying psychology. She knows exactly what she's doing. Every condescending tilt of her head, every carefully timed pause, every word designed to make you feel small. It's all calculated. She's been practicing on you for years, and you never noticed because you trusted her. You loved her like a sister. And she's been running experiments on your emotions like you're a lab rat. The highlight marker in her hand is neon pink, the same shade she used to mark passages about narcissistic personality disorder last month while you were making popcorn for movie night. The irony is so bitter you could choke on it.
"Fine." Why did you answer? Why the fuck did you answer to that dumb question? Yeah. Right. "Wanna explain this?" Shoving the phone into her face, while still holding it tightly. As you waited for an answer. At least something that can make you understand why did she do that.
The screen is inches from her nose. The post is unmistakable. Her username is right there, @f1wags , the account she thinks nobody knows about, the one she's been running for two seasons, building a following by spilling "secrets" that only someone close to the drivers could know. You found out three months ago when you saw her posting from the bathroom at a race. You didn't say anything because you didn't want to cause drama. Because you're a fucking pushover. Because Mara has spent years convincing you that you're overreacting, that you're too sensitive, that your feelings don't matter as much as hers. Not anymore.
Break your brother's heart. And then calling you a bitch. That's what she did.
The words hang in the air between you like smoke. You watched the fight in Miami. Everyone did. Max yelling at Mara, Mara screaming back, the cameras zooming in because the paddock lives for this kind of collapse. Your brother looked broken. Not angry, but broken. He loves her. He really, genuinely loves her, and she has been playing him the same way she's been playing you. The difference is that Max is only now realizing it. You've known for months. You just didn't want to admit it.
Mara sets down her highlighter with deliberate slowness. She closes her psychology book. Abnormal Behavior in Close Relationships, the title reads, and you almost laugh at the absurdity and leans back against the couch cushions. She doesn't look guilty. She doesn't even look sorry. She looks annoyed, like you're interrupting her study session with trivial nonsense.
"You're being dramatic," she says finally, rolling her eyes. "It's just a post. It's not my fault people are interested in your messy love life."
"Messy?" Your voice cracks. "You made it messy. You posted a private moment of me and Lando. You called me a thief. You brought up Charles-"
"Oh please." Mara stands up now, brushing invisible lint off her expensive leggings. The ones you bought her for her birthday. "You've been pining after Lando for weeks. Maybe months. Don't act like you're some innocent victim. And Charles? You liked him first, sure. But he chose me. He always chose me. That's not my fault, sweetheart. That's just reality."
Your stomach drops. Charles. You had forgotten how much that betrayal hurt until this moment. You told Mara you liked him. You confessed it late one night in this very apartment, tears in your eyes, voice shaking, and she held your hand and promised she would never do anything to hurt you. Three weeks later, she was kissing him at a club. Three weeks after that, they were dating. She never apologized. She just said, "You can't call dibs on a person," and acted like you were being childish for being upset. And then, when Charles ended things with her after two months, she came crying to you, and you, because you are weak, because you are kind, because you are a doormat held her and told her it would be okay.
And now she's dating your brother. Your brother. The one person in your family who actually understands the pressure, the loneliness, the weight of the Verstappen name. You told her you weren't comfortable with it. You sat her down, right there on that same couch and you said, "Mara, please. Anyone else. Just not him." And she looked you dead in the eye and said, "You don't own him either. And honestly? You need to work on your jealousy issues. It's not healthy."
Gaslighting. That's what they call it. You've read the articles. You've listened to the podcasts. And still, somehow, you let her convince you that you were the problem.
"That's not why I'm upset and you know it," you say, trying to keep your voice steady. Maybe this was all just nightmare that you have to wake up from? Maybe this is just a bad joke the universe has for you? "The post. The caption. You're running a gossip account, Mara. You've been selling stories about me - about all of us, for months. And now you're using my relationship for content?"
"Content?" Mara laughs, but there's no warmth in it. "You think I care about content? I care about the truth. The truth is that you're selfish. You always have been. You think the world revolves around you because you're a Verstappen and you drive a car in circles for a living. Some of us actually have to work for attention. Some of us have to earn it."
The words hit you like a slap. You've heard versions of this before. Late at night, after she's had a few drinks, when the mask slips and the real Mara comes out. She's jealous. She's always been jealous. You're the famous one. You're the one with the podium finishes, the sponsorship deals, the millions of followers. She's just your best friend, the plus-one, the footnote in every article. And no amount of psychology textbooks can teach her how to swallow that bitterness.
"You want to talk about earning things?" You step closer, phone still clutched in your hand. "I earned my seat. I earned my results. You—you've earned nothing. You've just been standing in my shadow, collecting whatever fell off my plate."
Mara's expression hardens. Her jaw tightens. For a moment, you see real anger in her eyes. not the performative, condescending kind, but something raw and ugly. "At least I'm not the one who finished eighth while pretending I deserved a championship. At least my results, oh wait, I don't have results because I'm not the one with a rich daddy who bought me a seat and a last name that opens every door."
"That's not-"
"Shut up." She cuts you off, stepping closer until you're almost nose to nose. "You want to know the real problem? You've never had to fight for anything. Max handed you that seat. Christian gave you every opportunity because of your brother's talent. And me? I've had to claw for everything. Every friendship. Every relationship. Every tiny scrap of attention. And the one time I want something for myself, the one time, you act like I'm betraying you."
"By dating my brother?" You're incredulous. "After I told you I wasn't comfortable? After what you did with Charles?"
"Charles was never yours!" Mara shouts, and now the mask is fully gone. Her face is red, her eyes wild. "He looked at me the way he never looked at you. And Max. Max actually sees me. He actually listens to me. He doesn't treat me like a charity case or a sidekick or someone to tolerate until something better comes along. But you couldn't handle that, could you? You couldn't handle me being happy with someone in your family because it meant you weren't the center of his attention anymore."
"That's not true-" It wasn't. You were in the center of attention already. The gossip never stops. On track. Off it. The media is relentless.
"It is true!" She's pacing now, arms flailing, voice rising. "You've been trying to sabotage us since day one. The comments about how fast everything was moving. The little sighs every time I mentioned his name. The way you'd change the subject whenever I talked about our future. You don't want me to be happy. You want me to be your emotional support animal who sits in the corner and claps when you get a podium and listens to you cry about Lando Norris for hours."
Your chest is heaving. Tears are threatening to spill, but you refuse to let them. Not in front of her. Not anymore. "I have supported you. I have been there for you through everything. The breakups, the bad days, the times when you thought you weren't good enough, I was there. I was your friend. And this is how you repay me? By posting private photos and calling me a thief on the internet?"
"I posted the truth." Mara crosses her arms, defensive now, like a child caught stealing candy. "You did steal him. Lando was supposed to be mine. I saw him first. I told you that months ago. But you just had to have him, didn't you? Just like everything else."
The confession lands like a bomb. You blink, trying to process the words. "You… you wanted Lando?"
"Of course I wanted Lando!" She laughs bitterly. "Everyone wants Lando. He's sweet, he's funny, he's actually kind—unlike some drivers I could name" Unlike some drivers I could name? Right. Because she could barely name three drivers off the current grid without getting their names wrong. "But you didn't even ask. You didn't even consider that maybe I had feelings for him too. You just saw him, decided he was yours, and expected me to step aside. Just like you expect everyone to step aside for you."
"I didn't know," you say quietly. "You never told me."
"Because you never listen!" Mara screams. "You never actually listen to me. It's always about you. Your races. Your championship. your feelings. Your problems. Your trauma. Your this, your that. Do you know how exhausting it is to be friends with someone who thinks they're the main character of the universe?"
The words sting because there's a sliver of truth in them. You have been consumed by your own struggles this season. The car. The failures. The constant weight of expectation. But you also know, deep down, in the part of you that isn't drowning in guilt that you have shown up for Mara. You have canceled plans to hold her hand. You have flown across continents to surprise her on her birthday. You have loved her the best way you knew how, and she has spent years telling you it wasn't enough.
And then she says it. The line she's been saving. The one meant to wound you exactly where you're weakest.
"You know what? I'm done. I'm ending this friendship. Right now. Because I deserve better than someone who treats me like an accessory."
Your blood runs cold. Not because she's ending the friendship. You've seen this coming for weeks, maybe months, but because she's saying it first. She's taking that power from you too. She's making herself the victim, the one who walked away, the one who had no choice but to cut ties with her toxic, selfish friend. And you realize, in that moment, that she's been planning this. She's been setting the stage. The psychology textbooks weren't about helping people. They were about learning how to manipulate them.
"No," you say, and your voice is steadier than you expected. "No, you don't get to do that. You don't get to be the one who ends this."
Mara freezes, clearly not expecting pushback.
"You've been talking about yourself this entire time," you continue, stepping forward. "How you feel. What you deserve. What I've supposedly taken from you. But you know what? You're not better than me, Mara. You never have been. You just convinced me that you were because I was too kind, too trusting, too desperate for a friend to see the truth."
Her mouth opens, but you don't let her speak.
"My results. Eighth place, fifth place, even the DNFs, they're still better than anything you've ever done. You don't have results. You don't have a career. You don't have an identity outside of whoever you're dating or whoever's spotlight you're standing in. And I'm done pretending that's my fault."
"Fuck you-"
"No. Fuck you." Your voice cracks but you keep going. "You stole Charles from me. You manipulated my brother into dating you even when I told you I wasn't comfortable. You've been running a gossip account that profits off my pain. And now you want to play the victim because I finally found someone who makes me happy? Because Lando chose me and not you?"
Mara's face twists. "He didn't choose you. You manipulated him. Just like you manipulate everyone."
"Manipulation?" You laugh, hollow and cold. "That's rich coming from the psychology student who treats her friends like case studies. Get out."
"What?"
"Get out of my apartment." You point toward the door. "This place is in my name. My money pays the rent. And I am done letting you live here while you tear me apart behind my back. Pack your stuff and get out."
Mara stares at you. For the first time, she looks genuinely uncertain. "You're kicking me out?"
"I'm finally standing up for myself." Your voice is quiet now, but it carries weight. "You don't get to end this friendship. I am. And I want you gone by morning."
She doesn't move for a long moment. Then she grabs her psychology book, her highlighter, her phone, and walks toward the guest bedroom without another word. The door closes softly, which somehow feels more violent than a slam.
You stand in the living room of your apartment, alone for the first time in years, and let the silence settle around you. Then you grab your keys, your wallet, and your phone. You don't know where you're going. You just know you can't stay here.
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You don't remember getting in the car. You don't remember the streets of Monaco at night, the way the loghts reflect lff the harbor, the distant sound of music from some party you don't remember getting an invitation from. You know the anger. Hot and bright and consuming. And underneath. Underneath it all. Something different. That can't quite be called grief.
You don't remember the ride to be this long. Not that you were paying attention to the road. You wanted to get there. Be there. Not having to wait at the red light anymore. At least not for now.
You don't remember knocking on his door either. Probably harder than you meant to. Probably scaring him half to death. And then. Without a warning. He's standing there in the doorway in a soft t-shirt and joggers, his hair messy like he'd been running his hands through it.
"Hey," Lando says gently. "Hey, what's happened?"
You open you mouth to answer. To explain. To tell him about Mara and Charles and then the apartment. The fight. But words don't come. Not that they easily should after such a night.
His mouth found yours in no time just as you threw your hands around his neck, holding him tightly. Unexpectedly he didn't seem to complain with the sudden reaction. It wasn't that he didn't like it but his surprised reaction said it all too well. His hands wrapped around you tighting as you continued kissing him.
God how much you missed him. Even if it was only for a few minutes. You hated it all. Having the fight still fresh in your mind as you played softly with his hair.
Almost instinctively you felt a hand cupping your butt and a kiss on your neck. His hand managing to over all of it with ease. Closing your eyes just for a moment longer to feel the sensation linger through your whole body, you moan. "Fuck!"
Since you were smaller than him, he had a good access to your dress so he took his chance and moved his hand lower this time. The same one you were at your supposed date night. The same one he complimented. The same one he mentioned he'd love to see it on his apartment floor. He slid his hand into your dress and then his fingers traced the sensitive skin at the edge of your panties.
Lando watched your face closely as he itched his index finger under fabric and brushed the folds. He groaned. You gasped. You were getting wet already then his fingers, his veiny fingers, slid over you easily. His fingers kept tracing your folds. His finger moved up between your folds, spreading your wetness up to your nub. He started to rub back and forth, the barest touch that felt incredible. Your hips jerked up from the intense sensation. His fingers between your legs drove you higher and higher. " You feel so good." he said in a low voice.
He pressed a bit tighter against you as something hard and hot dug into your leg. Pushing you slowly onto the bed. You leaned down willingly enjoying the view of his abs. You took his t-shirt off wanting to touch him more than ever while he was taking off your dress while keeping steady eye contact. Lando grabbed your gently and flipped you on your back. You gasped in surprise. He hooked his hands into your waistband and slid the panties down your legs. Lifting you legs you help him pull the panties over your feet.
Lando positioned himself between your legs and a hint of embarrassement showed on your face. Fuck. You were actually doing this. With him. Now. He lowered himself to the stomach, pushing your legs further apart and took a long lick.
"Fuck. Fuck. Fuck." You moan while gripping his hand tightly without thinking for a moment that it might hurt him. He knew how to suck, lick and nibble until your fingers dug into the mattress because you couldn't take the pleasure anymore.
Lando's fingers brushed your opening as he slid in. He kissed your breast and the nibbled on you nipple as he slowly slipped his finger in and out. You wanted more. You needed to have more. More of him. More of this. He slid out of the bed ans got out of his underwear as he then climbed back to the bed. Moving between your legs, he traced with his fingers the soft skin of my thighs. "Stop teasing." You say on an almost begging tone. You wanted him but not like that. Without the teasing as you see him grin.
"Just let me help you forget about this shitty night." That's what you told him. Not per se but he could figure out the rest. He didn't think of seeing you just two hours after your date. Standing right there on his front door. Telling him that you wanted to spend the night. Why not make it worth it your time?
"Tell me if it hurts." A simple nod gave him the comfirmation he needed to enter you. The tip of his cock rested against your wet heat. He hooked his hand under your thigh and pulled your leg a bit farther apart. Looking deeply into your eyes, he shifted your hips and started pushing into you. Pushing further more into you, you moaned even harder. Your fingers digging into his back while he was going faster each time. Oh god. You can only imagine the way your nails imprint could be now seen on his back.
He pulled out of you and removed the condom. Trashing it into the trashbin as he then looked at you with thr dumb smile you feel in love with. Seeing that he was catching his breath you look at him softly. "This was better than I imagined."
That gets a laugh out of him as he pulls you closer, wrapping his hands around you. "You imagined us having sex?"
You don't answer. You did. Ignoring his post race face and how you'd love to sit on it would be highly considered a crime. But you'd never admit to it.
Giving you a kiss on the forehead while you rested your head on his chest. Even after the fight. It was quiet. You didn't have to worry about Mara leaving. You didn't have to think of what you will have to do to debunk the rumours. Not now. Not yet. Not when you felt happy. You felt at home.
Maybe Lando was a race winner. But now he's a champion. Your champion.
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user01 ICONIC
lando 🧡🧡🧡
| user02 shakira eres tu?
| user09 OMG OMG OMG
maxverstappen1 💙💙💙
ueer03 THIS IS EVERYTHING AND MORE
user04 i have no one to talk to about this
user05 is this a soft launch
| user06 DUH. COME ON! IT'S THAT OBVIOUS
user06 love how she put them hugging after the championship
user07 so she's dating the same man she lost to
| user05 loser much
user08 i wonder what's mara doing now
| user04 crying, for sure
user09 THE IT COUPLE OMG
user10 lando changes his bio and then y/n posts this
FALL IN LOVE WITH OUR EYES CLOSED ✶ lando norris !
in which they make their relationship public, becoming F1's newest talking point for the months that follow
﹙ 🌊 ﹚ 𝒻em ! oc ✴ boyfriend ! lando ◟ 🫒 smau & written (2.6k) ◜ᴗ◝ radio. 1-2-3 mic testing. here she isssss. i think this is so unnecessarily long because i kept adding more posts that were never in the original plotmap. but yeah, my hands just ran away with it hehe. kinda requested but also not really / 𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐑𝐘.
🗓 23 April 2022
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ln4_clues Did ﹫landonorris just show up with his GIRLFRIEND 👀
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user somewhere in the world multiple women just fell to their knees
user just women? 😭🌈
user nooooo another hottie off the market 💔💔
user LITTLE LANDO NORRIS IS IN LOVE!!!!
user 🤭 i have literally never seen him cheesin this hard
user he is just a smitten kitten 💞
user you can feel the honeymoon phase vibes from a mile away ✨️ good for them honestly
user she looks so basic. not at all what i expected his type to be
user baby's first official(?) public relationship alert!!
user came in, hard launched out of the blue, casually bagged P3 and left. THATS MY 🐐
user UNREALLL
user what a day to be a carlando fan 😢 should i mourn or celebrate
user isnt that the girl who was dating King Eric's son? Marcel, i think
user no wonder she looked familiar!! she used to be at some of his games. heard they split shortly after lockdown
user another messy woman clinging onto the next wealthy man... whats new
user smells an awful lot like MISOGYNY bro 🐷🐷🐷
🗓 24 April 2022
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f1gossipofficial Meet the newest addition to Lando Norris' support system. Evelyn, a French-British architect based in Paris, is the F1 heartthrob's latest beau — and clearly serious enough to go public at the Emilia Romagna GP today!
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user another nepo baby yayyy 🫡
user if somebody looked at me like that, i would simply melt. stay strong evelyn
user just checked her account and SHE IS A FREAKIN BARTLETT ALUMNI ☠️☠️☠️
user why put yourself through that hellhole willingly my gawwddd
user yep shes def on anti-depressants lolol
user joking about someone's mental health is not funny btw
user oh fuck off ! stop being such a wuss
user she is freaking gorgeous... HOW did bob pull her⁉️
user one thing me and lando have in common: we are both suckers for big blue eyes ✋️😩
user the devil works hard but fandom detectives work harder
user legend has it: Lando has not stopped smiling since they started dating
user neither would i if i were him 🤡
user surely SURELY he can't fight all of us???
user FINALLY A WAG WITH SOME PERSONALITY 🤩🤩
user she sings, she surfs, she snowboards, shes an architect at one of the biggest global firms, graduated from the top school for her field & won two national awards 🫦💖 ma'am that is a real life barbie
🗓 28 April 2022
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landonorris replied to your story
landonorris Are you still mad?
⤷ evelynderieux i flew all the way over from LA just for you to say wakeboarding is better
⤷ evelynderieux what do you think genius
landonorris No, I said its better than falling on my face every time I get on a surfboard
⤷ evelynderieux tomato to-mah-to 🍅👎🍅👎
landonorris God you can be annoying 💙
⤷ evelynderieux pot, meet kettle 🧡
⤷ evelynderieux now get me another slice WITHOUT PINAPPLE or you sleeping in the lobby 2n8
landonorris 🫡🫡🫡
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wagsf1 Lando talks about his girlfriend in the Vanity Fair article!
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user its giving orange cat gf × golden retriever bf 🥺💗
user this is taking me back to nicole scherzinger days and i am actually unwell !!!!
user hell yeah bring back WAGs who actually give a shit
user never thought Lando fucking Norris would be so loverboy-coded but here we are (ADORE THIS & THEM OMGGGG ^3^)
user the fact that Evelyn probably used to watch Schumi two decades ago and Ferrari still haven't won a WDC since
user man i HATE this fuckass team
user THAT SHOULD BE ME holding your hand 🎶💔
user alright Mr Possessive with that hand on her thighs 🙈
user wait... is she in Miami? dang here i thought this one would be different
user why are you this pressed over how strangers live their life 🤷🏻♂️
user no Karen, i care about what sort of people are being lauded as role models by young girls. you think being a trophy wife and following a man around the globe should be life goals??
user SHE. HAS. A. FULL-TIME. JOB. and we've only known they are tgt for 2 weeks. give it a rest 👋
user that first pic oof 🔥🔥 feel like we should nawt be seeing all this so casually 🤭
🗓 3 May 2022
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evelynderieux onto the 23rd chapter 🌟🎀
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charlottesiine ✪ plus âgée, plus chaude, peut-être plus sage? ♥︎ by author
evelynderieux ✪ seulement un peu :P
user shes friends with Cha? 👀 so her and Lando have been dating for a while huh
user also i never realized how many drivers have been following her since winter break!
user hi how are you so beautiful 💎
vivilavie miami is officially the best place for birthdays 🌺 ♥︎ by author
leon.derieux joyeux anniversaire sœurette. where was my invite ? ♥︎ by author
evelynderieux ✪ the dog ate it 🐶
user GIRLLLL 😭😭 she is PERFECT for lando
user bestie pls tell me you were at the race & ur just microscopic
user looking at her account, you would think she is a model
user Norris is 100% punching above his weight
user her older(?) sister ﹫laurendr.xoxo is a model so it makes sense
user HOW & WHY do you know that ??? ya'll are lowk creepy with celebs 💀
isahernaez ✪ happy birthday bebe 🎂💕 ♥︎ by author
evelynderieux ✪ joooo gracias bella 💗
user real job to influencer speedrun in 3...2...1...
user I RECOGNIZE THAT SWAROVSKI BRACELET IN THE 8TH SLIDE 😙🧡 Fewtrell is never getting it back lmao
user she was in Miami but not at the GP. no Lando in the comments either. is there trouble in paradise already??
user happiest belated birthday to my new fave icon ❣️
user icon just because she is dating a rich guy? the bar is in hell 👍
🗓 25 May 2022
In all the millions of years that humans have spent causing chaos on this planet, not one single person ever figured out the secret to perfect dating. It's not a one-size-fits-all retail trap but it sure as hell cannot be whatever ‘live laugh love and follow your heart’ crap sappy chick-flicks drag on about.
If anything, Evelyn would compare dating to the terrifying act of learning how to ride a bike. A trust thing, mostly — on the person holding onto you before you gain momentum, and then on the two wheels peddling you forwards.
Sometimes you will fall into a ditch or two but, God, the gentle breeze in your hair as you let go from a slope is worth every bruise.
Kind of... Not really.
She is having a hard time being grateful to the cuts and scrapes lining her bare legs as she makes it down the escalator towards a busy luggage claim at Nice airport. In hindsight, Vivienne did warn her about the wonky seat. But Evelyn — to nobody's surprise — was being too stubborn to face the morning rush on the way to Charles de Gaulle.
Except, blaming it entirely on one loose screw would be unfair.
She was too busy gaping at the text lighting up her Apple watch: ‘Mum and dad are here :)) Think theyr more excited to see you than me’, to have noticed the flock of pigeons and a whole bus hidden behind them.
She's lucky she ended up flat on the sidewalk instead of becoming a human crêpe on the asphalt. That luck runs out the moment she spots a familiar Monster snapback amidst the crowd. He is standing beside the carousel, probably dissociating.
Evelyn takes a deep breath, braces herself with a tight smile before walking straight up to the man rooted to his spot, fidgeting all the while. She's never been the type to second guess her actions, especially not with Lando, which means each one of her microexpressions let him read her like an open book.
“Coucou, cher.”
Lando looks up from his phone, grinning in the certain way his lips make a full heart. And it's so comically stupid how badly she wants to kiss him senseless in the middle of Domestic Arrivals.
“Hi” he chirps, already reaching for the backpack on her shoulder before his face drops. “I—Wha—You're bleeding!”
She silences him with a quick peck, their noses brushing together as she lifts the rim of his hat just enough to see his eyes. Her new favourite sea to drown in.
“Eh, just a little scratch. I'm fine.”
“You're fine?” He deadpans. “Then I must be hallucinating the three inch hole in your knee.”
“Well, when you put it like that,” Evelyn trails off. They both glance down at the red tint of antiseptic clinging to the wound. “Looks worse than it actually is. Doesn't even hurt anymore.”
“And you couldn't get it bandaged earlier?” Lando asks, in mild disbelief. “Is first aid a foreign concept here or something?”
She cracks a grin. “Careful. Your citizenship is still a work in progress. Bad time to offend the French right now.”
“Bullshit. Monegasque people can't stand you guys. If anything, I am earning more brownie points.”
“Oh, is that so?" Evelyn crosses her arms. "Been chatting up all the locals, have you?”
“What can I say, I'm quite popular with the ladies,” Lando gloats, giving himself away with a chuckle.
There is a different air about him — away from the cameras and complicated machinery. Looking misplaced at first glance, but for once his shoulders aren't jumping to his ears instinctively and he's proudly wearing the brightest pair of sneakers he owns. It's good, it's perfect.
Evelyn juts out her chin, "You still haven gotten rid of those?"
Lando gasps. "Wow, rude. They are custom made."
"And they hog too much closet space. What's your point?"
Suddenly, Lando brings their interlaced fingers up to his lips. The sort of thing that once made her recoil now makes her two shades redder. “Let's go find your bag. I left the A.C. running inside the car but it's a joke in this weather. Haven't spotted a cloud since we landed. My folks are barely coping.”
And there it is, the elephant in the room— er, car.
To any sane person, meeting your partner's parents is obviously a huge step. But also a practical consequence when you're sure about spending the near future in each other's company. And Evelyn feels that way all the time.
In the goodnight texts waiting for her because Lando is asleep when she wakes up in some different timezone, the flowers showing up to her doorsteps every other week or the way he's been nothing but polite in every introduction to her friends ending with virtual strangers fawning over his job.
Because it makes her happy. And a few months back, over FaceTime from his Woking flat, nearly drowned out by the rain outside his balcony, Lando had confessed that he loves making her happy.
So Evelyn learned to hate herself just a little more each time he brought up the topic of meeting his parents. Hating the way her skin pricked and her heckles raised automatically. Hating how his brows pinched yet he simply nodded, accepting her apprehension and never pushing further. Apparently Lando is incapable of being anything but considerate when it concerns her.
But this time it was inevitable.
It all started when Lando announced he was planning on moving to Monaco. That wasn't completely out of the blue. With his spot secured in the grid at least till his contract expires, the tax benefits were starting to look more appealing. And half the paddock resides in the riviera anyway, so he wouldn't be out of his element.
The real kicker was when he mentioned that his parents were flying down to see his now fully furnished flat the same week Evelyn took off work to spend with Lando. Fleeting calls and a groupchat dryer than the Sahara later, all that separate her and the people who raised this endearing menace is a singular parking lot. Oh, joy.
Lando notices immediately when her steps falter. He sneaks a glance towards her, knocking on her head lightly. “Anyone home?”
She closes her eyes for a second, forcing herself to calm down. “I just–” she thinks of any way to put the ball of anxiety coiling inside her gut into cohesive sentences but ultimately deflates pathetically. “What if they don't like me?”
His eyebrows jump up to his hairline. “What is there not to like? You're lovely and smoking hot. That's an automatic win in my books.”
Evelyn levels him with a glare and his joking subsides at the flicker of genuine distress in her gaze. “You muppet, why the hell would they not like you? You are amazing at everything. At least way better at being a functioning adult than I am.”
Yeah, amazingly bad. What responsible adult falls off their bike because of a few pigeons?! If looks could kill, those moronic birds would be sheesh kebabs by now.
Lando's arms come round her shoulder, drawing her into his side. He smells like fresh laundry and an intangible mix of expensive cologne. “You going to tell me what's going inside that pretty little head or should I start mind reading? Professor X style.”
Evelyn snorts. “What a colorful CV you've got there.”
“Oh yeah, talk dirty to me,” he winks, before committing to staring at her persistently. Eventually, she rolls her eyes. Still dragging her feet as they make it out of the terminal at snail's pace, she chews on her bottom lip.
“I'm nervous,” she admits. The words come out smaller than she intended, stripped of all forced bravado. "Have been nervous all day. Maybe since you told me your parents were coming. I'm more nervous than the day I met freaking Bjarke, which is just–" She makes a vague, frustrated gesture. "A lot of nerves."
Lando's lips twitch. "I noticed.”
Evelyn continues, “And it's stupid because your parents are the nicest people in this continent.” He squints playfully and she stresses, “No, seriously! They bake holiday-themed cookies and organize Secret Santas for a whole neighborhood. Next if you tell me they rescue stray cats in their downtime, reckon I'd believe you.”
“And look at me,” she pointed towards herself, voice taking on a deprecating edge. “The one day that should have gone smoothly started off with me falling on my arse in the middle of traffic. That's not functioning, that is being a walking disaster. I don't even fucking know how to talk to people without imagining all the ways they can mug me off somehow. Your parents will take one look at me and decide you can do so much better.”
He lets her ramble until she is done spilling all her scattered thoughts, the cogs inside her brain whirring fast enough to catch up with her mouth or catch on fire.
Because all this is uncharted territory. Because the last time she had a long-term relationship, they were both busy trying to figure out how much audacity crosses the line to even think about meeting each other's family.
Then, Lando slowly maneuvers her so Evelyn is fully facing him, thumb soothing over the inside of her palm, slightly ticklish.
“My parents,” he begins, heaving a dramatic sigh, “are incredible people. That's the catch though, innit, they are still people. Yeah, they do help others all the time, because they can afford to. But they also make mistakes. Did I tell you about the time my mum managed to burn Christmas dinner because she was dead set on using the new grill indoors, but too stubborn to ask for help?”
“In the middle of winter?” Evelyn blinks owlishly. “She is ambitious, you've got to admit.”
Lando shakes his head, grinning. “Dad had already promised Boxing Day lunch for the whole village. Nobody had any meat in their sandwiches that year, thanks to us.”
She tries to bite back a smile, unsuccessfully. “A one-off surely.”
“My point is,” he says, ignoring her pointedly, “you are losing your head over nothing.” Lando reaches out to flick a loose strand of hair away from her forehead, ducking down quickly to press a kiss there. “They are lovely and normal. Most of the time. Probably have a whole list prepared of embarrassing stories of me that'll make you run for the hills. And they are just as jittery to meet you.”
Evelyn makes a noise of protest, pulling away to tug him towards the airport pharmacy. “Not true.”
“Is too,” Lando counters. “I don't even have to start anymore, they ask for you all the time. ‘How is Evelyn doing?’ ‘How are Evelyn's exams going? You better not be bothering her during finals’ ‘When are you bringing Evelyn home?’”
She feels her cheeks burn. “What the hell have you been telling them?”
“Revealing all your dirty secrets,” he replies without missing a beat, tilting his head in that oddly puppy-ish way, a knowing glint in his ever-changing eyes. “You have nothing to worry about. They already love you, because I do. One terrible day is not going to make them hate you.”
Evelyn stares at him for a long moment, slamming back into the version of herself standing in the middle of a public space, brushing shoulders with strangers whilst getting a pep talk by her boyfriend about meeting his parents. She may be a paranoid mess on her best days but that makes Lando an enabler.
“That's so unfair,” she mumbles, looking anywhere but his face. “Using the L word out of nowhere.”
“Ha. Get used to it.”
Fuck stupid hot British boys, with pointy ears sticking out under their hats and their gorgeous eyes.
She kisses her teeth, rolling her shoulders. “Okay.”
Lando fishes into one of the pockets of his joggers, recovering a half melted Wispa Gold bar, offering it to her like he would to a wild animal. “Okay?”
Evelyn practically beams, snatching up the chocolate and tearing into it immediately, happy to be led towards private parking.
Turns out, she is also great at creating a storm inside a teacup. The second they reach the car, Lando's mum is waving enthusiastically through the backseat window of the Urus. His dad hops out to open the boot, his smile familiar because she's seen it so many times on her boyfriend.
“Evelyn! It is so nice to finally see you in person. The pictures don't do you justice,” Cisca Wauman gushes, opening the door to offer her a seat when she sees Evelyn hovering awkwardly off to the side. “Not that they are bad, oh no, but you get what I mean.”
Lando looks up from where he is helping his dad sort her bags into the boot and nods encouragingly.
Evelyn finds herself in a warm hug as soon as her back touches the soft leather. “Thank you, Mrs. Wauman. You look lovely yourself,” she chuckles, unable to help herself. Honestly, it might just be another nervous tick.
“Now you've done it,” Lando's dad says as they settle into the front, exchanging a glance with his wife.
For a second she thinks she said something wrong—but Lando had definitely said his mum still carries her maiden name!
Thankfully, the woman herself cuts through her hesitation with a bright grin, “Just call me Cisca, love. Mrs. Wauman is my mother.”
“Mum, still too early for dad jokes,” Lando groans from the driver's seat, carefully making his way out of the airport he's only just learned to navigate.
Mrs. Wauman—Cisca—scoffs. “Oh, you little hellchild. First you don't call for days and then it's ‘too early for dad jokes’, is it? Reckon you'll have to just deal with it.”
“See, this is exactly why I don't call often. Always making a big deal out of everything.”
“Where do you think you get your flair for dramatics from?”
Evelyn looks back and forth between them, brows shooting up in amusement. Adam turns to her slightly, faux whispering, “This is completely normal for us, by the way. I suggest wax earplugs, they work wonders.”
She properly cracks up over that.
Chatter flows easily from then onwards. About the scorching Mediterranean summer, Adam's rigid opinions about the British cricket team, Cisca's newest crocheting fixation, and the best local spots for lunch. Not once do they exclude Evelyn, sharing tidbits eagerly and listening to her just as intently.
Lando was right, Evelyn comes out of the small drive to this Italian place at the outskirts of Monaco with so many childhood stories.
But it's also the little things she finds interesting.
The way Adam talks with his hands, just like Lando. Or how Cisca physically cannot hide a smile when she remembers something interesting to tell, just like her son. And Evelyn feels honored to know this version of the man she adores, the version that exists in the eyes of people who have cherished him all his life.
It's not until they have found a table and placed their order that Lando taps her on the shoulder. “We should wrap up that gash before it gets infected.”
Evelyn winces, only just remembering the dull ache and drying blood on her knees. “I'll just go to the bathroom. Some people can get squeamish, and I'd rather not do first-aid in front of their salad. Where did you keep the stuff?”
Cisca is moving to stand up as she plucks up the brown paper bag filled with a roll of bandage, gauze and antiseptic cream. “Come on, I will help.” Before Evelyn can protest, she adds, “Two pairs of hands means we'll be done before all the food is gone. Trust me, these lads eat like pigs.”
Adam frowns. “That is defamation, that.”
“Think you'd be used to it after thirty years,” Lando eggs him on, earning a clap on his shoulder that he brushes away with laughter.
Evelyn's eyes flick towards him and Lando straightens up, shrugging. She tuts, letting go of the last traces of apprehension to link arms with Cisca. “In that case, we better sprint.”
Sometimes, things are just that simple.
🗓 18 July 2022
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norrieux.updates Lando was recently in Paris with Evelyn, as seen through ﹫ethan_smz's posts 🎮
[The video captures a studio apartment with a couch full of people yelling over each other, arguing over what characters to pick for a Mario Party. A voice, easily recognizable as Lando — who is the one recording — shouts, "I'm taking KoopaTroopa! Just pick the 150cc, mate, and crack on with it." Someone else, Evelyn presumably, protests instantly, "Hell no! I suck at this. Do not go too fast, or I won't play!"]
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user they way he folded in 1 millisecond ughhh 👉🏻👈🏻💝
user they have fanpages now?? 🥸
user people be clinging onto anything just to feel like they're a part of these drivers' lives 🤷🏻♂️
user it was actually a 1 year sobriety party for her friend!
user wait so did she take lando to meet her friends?🤍
user idk. i saw someone say that this guy has known them since their school days
user lando and his unwavering loyalty to a turtle 🐢🏁 some might say it is poetic even
user FINALLY WE GET SOME EVELAN? NORRIEUX? CRUMBSSSS
user i forgot they were together for a hot second
user REAL :') there has been nothing on their socials to suggest otherwise
user i am always taken aback by the fact that hes still a college aged kid lololol. hope they had fun
user lando's comment might seem joking but the way hes subtly wishing another clean year for ethan is so 🥹🥹🥹 THATS MY DRIVER!!!
🗓 23 July 2022
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ha1oteacups Transcript from Post-Qualifying Interviews with the starting grid of #FrenchGP2022
Lando: Of course. I wouldn't say I enjoy spanking people, but um...
🎙: Is your girlfriend aware? Big drama waiting for you if not, hey.
Lando: Yeah [laughs, taken aback, voice rising a couple octaves] Yeah– she knew what she was getting into [looks towards the camera, biting his lip]
🎙: Oh. Should've covered my ears, oh dear. But tell me, what's the plan now? Going to overtake a Mercedes, maybe a couple Red Bulls, try for a podium?
Lando: Laying it on thick. Nah, that's just delusional. We are nowhere near the top guys right now.
🎙: Where is the fire, the fight? You should say 'I'm going to win tomorrow!' Show off a little!
Lando: [grins, shaking his head] Good thing there's nobody here that I want to show off for!
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user no Evelyn for her own home GP? 💔
user to be fair, she wasn’t there at silvo either
user Lando comes off as so full of himself but he looks SEXYYY doing it 🥀🥀
user honestly gotta give it to them for not treating a relationship as a brand. they are not blasting every personal milestone on the internet and its refreshing
user if i was a WAG ,, you best bet on you grandmas grey hairs that i would drop everything to follow my man to every race
user spanking??? she knew what she was getting into??? SIR??????
user oh they are FREAKY 😼😼
user wanna be a fly on the wall of whatever room they are in
user THAT SLUTTY LIP BITE JESUS CHRIST 🫦💥💦
user what does Evelyn have that i don't. shes just another basic bitch
user did bambi teach you nothing?? if you have nothing nice to say, don't fucking say it
user smh girl hes not gonna pick you 😂
🗓 7 August 2022
🗓 20 August 2022
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wagnationunited This was definitely meant for the Close Friends story. We feel a hard launch coming sooonnn 💋
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user foaming at the mouth currently over "late night softy. 10/10 would recommend" !!!!
user boy ain't nobody care about that fucking icecream!!
user BEGGING his PR manager to free him from the shackles plsplspls
user Lando no middle name Norris, you want to post your girl on main so bad 😶🌫️🔮
user whoever thought evelyn would be the one giggling kicking her feet and vagueposting romantic stories PACK IT UPPPP
user he's a lover boy confirmed ❤️❤️ what a cutieeee ♥︎ by evelynderieux
user HELP— DID *THE* EVELYN DERIEUX JUST LIKE MY SILLY COMMENT??????? girl i adore you 🙏
user they don't know it yet but they are my parents ⭐️💌
user Reddit was having a meltdown discussing if she moved in with him. tho tbh i don't see it. but we are SO CLOSE to a full face reveal ❕️❕️
user i need to know exactly what Ev said in her prayers to get a millionaire Formula 1 racer who can barely contain himself from shouting on the internet how badly hes whipped
user this >>>>
user easy! first make sure you are born to one of the victorian society heirs (her maternal great grandma is an actual countess😵💫) and one of the biggest chef/restaurateurs of this century. then go to the same elite boarding school as your future lover and have a whole 'red string of fate' romance arc
user my jaw is on the fucking floor WTAF😭😭💗
user the tension between me and that highway is looking mighty delicious 🚶♀️
user i am not the type to fawn over celebrity relationships, but dear god, i hope they are infinite🧿🧿🧿
🗓 1 September 2022
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norris4eve_r Evelyn Derieux is at the Belgian Grand Prix with Lando's older brother & his family. We got some wholesome interactions of #evelan with little Mila (Lando's neice) from Oliver's Instagram ! 🍫👒
user STOP IM GONNA BE SICK they are adorable 🤧
user oh so it is SERIOUS serious eh?
user can we officially name her the first lady of LN4 nation already thank yewwww
user girl it's *been* official since may. just watch the way they look at each other 🥰
user AUNTIE EV REPORTING FOR DUTY 📢📢💞💞
user dang evelyn REALLY likes those sunnies. we are going 2/2 right now
user as a fellow blue-eyed AND glasses wearing girlie, i get her on a spiritual level
user wait– she has prescription glasses?? could she get any more endearing 🛐🛐
user ﹫mclaren admin in the likes... Ariana what are you doing here?!
user just realized evelyn must have met lando's entire family by now.... who's cutting the goddamn onions?!!! 🥹🥹
user same omg. i feel so maternal about this guy (he's older than me 💀) and its like watching a little duckling grow up
user holy shit they they are literally trending on Twitter
user who wants to bet that lando foshure got baby fever seeing evelyn with mila
user i'll do you one better: they BOTH got baby fever and fucked about it 🥰😈
user YO HOMIE CHILLLLL
user idk if i wanna be her or be with her 💫
🗓 14 September 2022
landonorris ✪ and evelynderieux ✪
♫ JMSN • 'Bout It (Instrumental)
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landonorris No one else I'd make an itinerary for date night with ❤️🐝
evelynderieux same time next year? 💘🐤
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user FUCKING FINALLY 🚨🚨🚨 WAR IS OVER
user i used to pray for times like these
user EVELAN NATION WE WON TODAY
user this is basically lando through her eyes and evelyn through his eyes 🌼
user what do these emojis meannnnn LET ME IN!!!! 👺
user probably nicknames or inside joke
user anniversary + hard launch two birds with one stone. NOBODYS doing it like them 🙌🏻
user am i– am i supposed to assume they FLEW TO ABU DHABI FOR THEIR ANNIVERSARY?????
user lmao. wouldn't put it past them but that pic is from last year
user oh yes i remember all his friends posting pictures!!!
user so they were quite literally hidden in plain sight... fuck... we are losing our touch
carlossainz55 ✪ Finally official ♥︎ by author
user she is living my dream life
user the way they cannot keep their hands off each other rahhhh 😭😭😭
user the way they're squishing each others faces😭😭
maxfewtrell ✪ How did two of the biggest blabbermouths last this long? guess we'll never know ♥︎ by author
user you sound so done with them JAJAJAJAJA
user more like traumatized.. don't be shy max, spill the beansss
user two divas off the market but i am not complaining cuz they are stunning together 💅🏼💅🏼
vivilavie can i pop open the good champagne yet🥂? ♥︎ by author
user im getting FOMO over a couple. do they want a third perchance?? 😗
user super happy for you guys eeeee 💙🤍💙
user evelyn trained lando on all the good angles for pictures but i just can't prove it yet
★ notes — this is going to be the last TTCS/HLOAG chapter for a while, but you guys are welcome to leave an ask for what you'd like to see next. and if the anons who sent me the charles and firefighter!lando requests are reading this, i'm going to work on those asap!! till next time~
💌. is it a crime to fall in love with someone who has a bad history of dating?
disclaimers : social media & written, people are bullies in this lol, yn starts to doubt and is dumb, singer!reader & jennie kim fc. | pt.1
@/protectyn_
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protectyn_ : lando’s recent liking spree.
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user1 i wonder how she feels now 😂
user2 i know she feels stupid for that song she released w kali uchis
user3 i honestly don’t even want to protect her anymore 😭😭 she knew what happened and she still stayed.
user4 i wonder where her mind is going right now.
user3 i feel slightly bad, but two girls came out about their relationship with him.
user5 i’m waiting for her instagram posting saying she doesn’t give a fuck 😂
user6 saying that he loves her at the end of the day
user7 why is everyone hating on her?? he’s the one who’s liking random ass women’s post ??
user8 no frrr, but we can’t expect people to coddle her
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@/ruby_yn ‘s story
-> yourbff. i’m going to try to say this the nicest way possible, but you’re being fucking dumb right now.
-> ruby_yn. how am i being dumb?? he said they’re friends!
-> yourbff. but you don’t do this for male friends! you just like it and leave it alone.
-> ruby_yn. idc, he loves me and that’s final.
-> lando. love you my girl 💗
-> ruby_yn. love you more 💗💗
-> user10. you’re on the same boat as every other female artist. can’t send because user blocked you.
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📍. ITALIAN RESTAURANT
SHE PICKED AT HER fettuccine alfredo, watching lando type something on his phone — laughing once in a while like he had just read the funniest message ever. yn tried to ask who he was texting, but he dismissed it, saying he was messaging one of his friends.
yn just left it alone for now, not wanting to start a fight in the middle of their date. her gaze moved toward the window next to their table, catching the reflection of landos phone. she felt her breath hitch.
he clicked on some girl’s instagram account, scrolling through posts and liking the latest one. yn felt her heart break into a million pieces. how could he sit here, take her out on a date, and scroll through a random model’s instagram account?
she didn’t get it. she gave him her all.
“can you talk to me instead of scrolling through another girl’s account?”
lando paused for a moment, his gaze finally moving up from his screen. he let out a huff of annoyance and faced his phone down.
“i wasn’t doing that. me and oscar were joking about our strategies.”
“yeah, sure. liking the latest bikini post? i’m not dumb, lando.”
lando lets out a laugh. “you are. you’re still with me even after i’m doing this in front of you.”
he raised his hand, asking for the check. “i’m not even forcing you to stay. it’s all on you.”
for once, yn didn’t have anything to say back. she slumped into her chair, watching lando take out his card to pay. she couldn’t believe she had stayed with him for the past couple of months. now all of those comments started rolling through her head — they were right.
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@/exposinglandonorris
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exposinglandonorris : someone sent in their dms shared with lando. @/randomgirl @/lando @/ruby_yn
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user11 inviting her to go to the silverstone gp?? that’s crazy!
user12 LITERALLY!!
user13 i haven’t even seen yn at one, not even monaco.
user14 i thought she was doing rehearsals for her upcoming concert?
user13 yeah, but her first concert is literally in silverstone.
user14 ohhh she needs to get a grip 😬
user15 the girl he dm’d is WAY pretty than yn.
user16 he’s not letting you fucccck
ruby_yn thank u for bringing this to my attention 🫶.
user17 girl stay stronggg
✹ JANE SPEAKS. i’m going to make this a series at this point… LMAO
catching up with lando after miami and into the weekend in montreal
note: wasn't sure i'd do one of these for this weekend since it was so rough on sunday 😭 decided i'd include some moments from the break in between miami and canada. hope you guys enjoy :) not sure i'll do an oscar version this time, but if there is any interest lmk!
warnings : swearing, implied/referenced sex
you cannot stand lando norris but he just so happens to be the only one there for you when your relationship and career blow up in your face.
—wc ✩ contains: 4,481 ~ annoyance to lovers, bit of angst, fluff, fake dating, yn use (sorry), suggestive ish jokes, fc kianna naomi + pinterest gals, i think that’s it
—pairing: lando norris x driver!reader // lando norris x black!reader
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🦢: first lando fic kinda nervy 🙏🏽 (so about that dnf…)
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user81 right before a race is diabolical
user004 he needs to get booed at the next knicks game he goes to
user18 i thought they’d get married omgg
user334 how do you cheat on HER of ALL PEOPLE
user092 everyone skipping over the fact it was his costar that went to COACHELLA WITH THEM
userlol RIGHT! got dog piled for saying it was weird now look at where we are
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P2 was still a great result but it wasn’t where you nor the car needed to be and the damn thing felt like lugging a load of bricks across the finish line.
Sitting on the edge of your bed, there was no end to the wishes that you should’ve done this or that corner better. You should’ve had something changed out. Now you had the frustration of the team pit you so late into the race, letting a particular McLaren ahead.
It was the only thing you could think about on your drive home. That was until a knock came to your door and your breath hitched and heart skipped a beat. You crept around the corner and down the short hallway, clad in just a towel and your champagne bottle from the podium celebration that afternoon.
Maybe it could’ve been helpful if you really were about to get robbed halfway through your skincare routine, but the world may never know. Who you really came face to face with was much more of a surprise than a criminal mastermind in stripes would’ve been.
“Alex? What are you—“
A second face, Lily’s face that is, peered into your apartment doorway as Alex nudged her shoulder. A small grin appeared on her lips while a sigh escaped Alex’s. “Babe, she wasn’t supposed to see you till I said ‘I brought reinforcements’.”
“Well, who else would she have expected?” Lily replied with a small scoff that Alex seemed to roll his eyes at. They bickered for a moment over their brilliant timing, paused, and turned to see only pinched eyebrows.
“What could you two possibly be doing here?” You whisper yelled, keen on not disturbing the other apartments, including the little old lady down the hall that once called the landlord to complain about your sneezes being too loud.
“We’re here because someone is avoiding a certain celebration,” Alex quickly replied, waving his finger around while Lily crossed her arms.
You looked down and yep, still in a towel. “Because, I’ve had a long weekend and I'm going to bed.” You huffed and brought crossed arms up to your chest in order to keep it from slipping. “Besides, the celebration is for Norris, not the girl who got P2.”
The two shared a look then looked back at you.
“Usually I’m all for staying in but you have to come out, he invited almost every driver out tonight.” Lily leaned into the doorframe.
Your eyebrows finally unknit themselves, falling with your shoulders, “Yeah guys, I don’t think he of all people would want me there-“
Alex cut you off. “Wrong. Everyone’s invited. We’re going, which means you’re going.”
Not another word was uttered after Lily stepped into your unit’s doorway and grabbed your shoulders, turning you around. She ushered you down the hallway of your ridiculously dim apartment and around the corner to your bedroom. Once the two of you made way to the door, she nudged you into the room just as her boyfriend caught up behind.
You pivoted and sighed. “I appreciate the effort but the last thing I need is a night out.”
“Actually, the last thing you need is to wallow in all this pity.” The man perked up behind Lily, “You-know-who is certainly not doing the same.”
The two told you they’d be downstairs and in the car waiting for you. In all honesty, you hated rotting away in the house and unfortunately Lily was right. Your ex had in fact been prancing around New York with a new girl and not even necessarily new. Week after week spent avoiding your friends, phone calls, and any question that didn’t have to do with the car pretty much.
When you finally heard a soft click, your shoulders dropped for a second time that hour. After letting your towel drop, you inched towards your closet and pulled out a few dresses. Some quite old, some sort of new.
Just as you had slipped on the one dress that already had made the night feel a little less dreadful, you remembered the puddles leading up to the front door from the bathroom. Those were the same ones you could hear Alex slipping on and a thud when his knee hit the ground and Lily’s muffled chuckle that followed yours.
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The dark club was packed and overflowed with your fellow drivers, coworkers, and probably more than half of Monaco.
There was an abundance of silver, orange, and black streamers hung all around the room from the ceiling beams to the bar top. The lights were a mix of colors, fading quickly from one to the next.
If there was any doubt about the music level, there shouldn’t be. It was some kind of edm or pop, you couldn’t really tell since the bass was louder than any engine, really. It was the music taste of a man probably too wasted to tell his right foot from his left and who was currently at the dj booth overseeing the worst mix to ever grace your ears.
Conveniently, you had seen a glimpse of your ex somewhere across the room.
You assumed after he texted a couple weeks ago needing to come and grab his shit from your apartment, that you’d never have to see his face in Monaco again, at least apart from some movie theater. Regardless of his incessant need to show up at the worst time, you had strict orders from your friends to have fun.
…and you would have, you really would but just when you found a comfortable wall to lean on after a drink or two at the bar, a certain curly haired McLaren driver found his way over to you.
You rolled your eyes almost to the point of them getting stuck, knowing exactly why he was over here. He was nursing his own drink, a beer that you watched him crack open a few minutes prior. “What do you want?”
“Just checking in on my favorite Ferrari driver,” He ribbed, stepping up to you.
“Your favorite? I didn’t think Seb attended these things.” You quipped, playing with a couple of your braids. He swirled the bottle and scoffed.
Lando’s lips formed a small pout, “Tell me, what would make this party better?”
“Probably seeing you almost break your nose again,” you replied, shifting to stand up straighter.
He crossed his arms, his biceps squeezing against the hemming of his fitted black tee, “You’re out of luck, gorgeous.”
You let out a small chuckle while letting your eyes scan over the bar for a split second when suddenly, your body stiffened. He had been in the room the whole night but now, he was looking in your exact direction.
“Well then, what really has you so sour? Is it not clinching your precious Monaco win or-“ almost as if Lando felt eyes searing into the back of head, he strained his neck only slightly to see the other man, “Something else?”
When his gleaming green eyes slid back to you, your breath hitched. The one thing you never thought you’d do in the presence of the guy you’ve been terrorizing for years on track. Lando smirked and leaned in. He was just close enough for you to feel the warmth of his breath against your ear, and really, it would’ve been impossible not to feel the bass of his voice in your chest.
“Kiss me.”
“Kiss you?”
“Do you see another Lando walking around? Yes, me.”
“Norris, you are crazy.”
“And you have someone to piss off. Let me help,” he sounded sincere, you thought. Like the idea of pissing off some guy he’s met a total of twice, genuinely brought him joy.
“What’s the catch? There has to be a reason for this super elaborate plan you thought of in less than five seconds,” you challenged, thinking maybe just maybe, he wasn’t serious.
He stepped closer into your space, enough that you could feel the heat emitting from his body mere hours after the race had ended. “There’s no catch, I’m just helping out a friend.”
“A friend? Looks like liquid courage is hard hitter tonight,” you retort.
“I don’t bite, I swear,” Lando tilted his head just slightly while very much biting back on your skepticism.
You stepped into his space, wrapping your wrists around his neck and finally pressing your hips to his. Your lips met his first, more like crashed into them really. He gripped your waist with his free hand, pulling you flush against him and causing heat to spread from the center of your chest all the way to your cheeks.
His lips were soft, and he tasted like his fresh beer but also like maraschino cherries. Easily, you felt him tilt his head to get a better angle then practically latch onto your lip. It was slow, and sweeter than you expected from Lando. All you could think about was accidentally letting your tongue slip through and devouring him whole, as if he was anyone else.
Before that thought had a leg to stand on, he pulled away, chest heaving slightly. Lando’s eyes fluttered open, grinning.
“You’re so greedy,” His hand, still attached to your waist, tightened.
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user43 am i the only one fucking shocked??
user334 right! they literally shaded each other after quali this weekend
userlol that’s not lando
user004 it is!! my friend was bartending and saw him go up to her
user26 so blurry but still hot
user444 you know…i’ve always thought they’d look good together
user18 YOURE JOKINGGGG
user33 this random duo??
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yourusername j’aime mes amis
username54 you look so good
username474 so we’re ignoring it ok queen
username55 not the post i was expecting to see rn
username91 the humble elephant haunting this happy ass post
username444 HES IN THE LIKESSS
username581 that means nothing
username444 girl bye
username44 podium glowww!
username211 glad you had fun babes!
alexandramalenaleclerc 💗💗💗
username89 why does this trio look the most fun to be apart of
alexalbon delete this
alexalbon why do i look like that
yourusername you’ve always looked like that
lilymhe a beauty!
yourusername my girl 🙏🏽
ferrari ❤️
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f1 Number 44 aka YN YLN arrives to the paddock for media day! #BarcelonaGP
username24 poor girl is probably exhausted
username44 imagine breaking up with someone and still having to safely drive a car going 200mph
username81 i don’t know how she does it
username77 that’s #my winner
username454 lmao why is lando in the likes
username12 probably bc he’s a driver??
username454 he never likes these posts tho
username444 imagine she’s texting lando
username47 girl im bored let’s go touch grass!
username444 girl go on twitter!
username16 a win is what she needs
username82 cannot wait to see her smile again!! she deserves it
username7 finally we can focus on the racing
Early morning Barcelona air is chilly, the kind where you needed a hoodie even for the quick walk from the paddock entrance to the Ferrari motorhome. Right as you stepped inside, you were greeted by the social media admin and a few of the engineers having breakfast. Thankfully, you weren’t really all that much of a mess, yet not nearly as dressed up as you normally were.
On the far side of the hospitality’s breakfast lounge, you grabbed a sandwich and you plopped down on a couch. While hunched over your lap with the sandwich in one hand and your phone in the other, you scrolled through all of Lando’s missed calls and texts from the last couple days.
Turns out being home for a few days post race did not mean rest. Instead, your team had booked you out months prior for an endless amount of hours for sponsor events and photo shoots.
You felt a hand come to your shoulder, squeezing it. You knew exactly who it was but your head still snapped around to find your teammate, Charles, rounding the small couch.
“Just seeing if you’re okay,” he removed his hand as he sat himself next to you but he still seemed tense, “You seem quite tired nowadays.”
“I’m fine, Charles, I swear.” You replied, hoping he’d believe your shallow attempt at reassurance.
“You have had me worried,” he leaned back, your head tilted as he did so.
“Oh come on, don’t look at me like that. I can handle Leo’s puppy dog eyes, but not yours.” you quipped, focusing back on your sandwich and steam from the cheese practically filling the air.
Charles being Charles, he did not let up. “You barely answer the whatsapp group for weeks after the news, you barely talk to me after Monaco…now I have to find out from online that you kiss Lando?”
“Hey, hey! Not so loud!” you slap his thigh and earn a small ow from the other driver.
“It’s new, and we’re just taking it, uh, slow.” You huff out. “Yeah, slow.”
“You are a real mystery,” Charles hums while waving his finger at you. “But one with funny choices.”
After a few more minutes of talking with Charles, he checks his watch and realises he has to be in the conference room soon. He goes to stand up and mentions his portion that day would include Lando and winks, causing you to flick his temple. You spent the rest of breakfast dreading all the ways your teammate will find to tease his way through the weekend.
twitter on race day
user18 woke up to 200 notifs why is the tl freaking out hello
user43 my gf fr dating my mortal enemy now i got 4’s in my mentions #freeme
user081 LANDOYN IS REAL????
user43 WHAT THE HELL
user56 someone check on the 444 antis
user234 what’s their problem genuinely
user55 stop holding hands and get in the damn car landonorris
userlol and then he pulled her in for a temple kiss before walking away w mclaren admin 😭😭
user004 her smile 🥹
user408 heyyyy oomf you good? user444
user444 don’t even joke lad 😃
user4481 who’s ready for yn’s generational run today p12 to p1 here we come
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lando time for a break then onto austria 😁
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user43 random ass lando post on a monday night w no magui #watdatmean
user081 MULLET LANDO IS BACK EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU YN
user18 was that. a soft launch.
user004 we gettin feddd
user334 isn’t that the dress yn was seen in at that one cafe on wednesday??
user144 wait IT IS
user43 does lando know the psychological torture he’s putting us thru rn orrrr?
userlol YN POSTED TOO WAIT
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yourusername table for two?
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user335 that’s lando’s watch no doubt
userlol it’s IDENTICAL
user43 alex commenting asking who’s on slide 2 and yn replying “don’t worry about it bbg”😭😭
user445 mind youuu, he knows exactly who it is
user19 giving us crumbs but not the whole cake is mean as hell
user332 landoyn posting on the same day 2 hours apart thinking they’re slick 🤨🤨
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user43 AW THEYRE W ALEX AND LILY
user two couples that match each others freaks 🙂↕️🙂↕️
user12 lowkey wish they had privacy,,
user004 right especially she went through w yk whooo
user444 44234 podium next race i’ve seen the script y’all
user87 can’t believe how happy shes been
user426 yn being all over lando’s stories lately, oh he’s obsessed
user89 as he should be 🤏🏽
user081 omg my cousin met yn and lando at an art exhibit WHY AM I EMPLOYED
userlol why is that man all over my wife 🤨 yn come home the kids miss youuu
userpink they’re so touchy YALL IN PUBLIC
user91 did anyone see the pics on lily’s account of her golfing with yn and lando pouting off to the side??
user10 YES that man is miserable without her
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yourusername sightseeing with my favs
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lando where’s my photo creds
yourusername up your ass
lando 😉
user455 get freaky lando off my tl
user29 yn is so beautiful i need her so bad
alexandramalenaleclerc the most gorgeous
yourusername all you
lando suddenly i can’t find that hoodie…
yourusername and you probably never will…
user71 still not over them
user444 THEYRE SO CUTE
charlesleclerc glad your break is going well!
user990 i wonder if lando has met her cat jasmine
user81 i saw her deleted story on twitter of him with her!!
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yourusername not just any dog!
lando oh right, sorry to his majesty leo leclerc 🙄
yourusername exactly
yourusername never disrespect my nephew again
lando why is a dog your nephew
lando why are you texting me from the living room of the suite
yourusername hate to break it to you but i also have a parrot niece
yourusername also the couch out here has a tv in front of it…
lando come backkkk
yourusername stay put pls stop whining
lando yes maam
lando i was just testing out my new camera
lando on the most beautiful subject 😻
yourusername whore
yourusername am i gonna end up on your jpeg account 🧍🏽♀️
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yourusername i saw those photos!
yourusername nooo my hair is so frizzy in them after taking off my balaclava 😭
lando yes and it looks perfect 😁😁
yourusername thank you :)
Unfortunately the rumors and whispers had not died down as you hoped. They did the opposite; they increased. Of course at times, it was going great. Lando had met your hometown best friends when they visited Monaco, and he got on quite well with your mom over facetime.
But, it was worrying. The relationship was starting to become something incredibly difficult to digest; that you were getting attached.
Lando was an annoyingly perfect gentleman. From memorizing your insane order at the cafe down the road, offering to take your bag if you were tired of lugging it around, to always bringing you food. The second you answered the phone complaining about the lack of proper snacks at sponsor shoots, he was there with shining green eyes and a smile.
You bickered still, constantly at that, but after getting past the awkward silences on rides back to hotels and such, it felt almost normal. Too normal one may say.
And the dates, they had become frequent. All at the request of Lando.
The man loved going out to party most of all but he also was insistent when it came to showing you the best spots wherever you two were for the week. That’s the part that felt the least forced, the fact that your schedules lined up so perfectly. Being in the same time zone almost confused you when he’d send a morning text and it was also 8am for him as well. He tried to excuse every other date as ‘an opportunity to get the fans focused on them instead of either of your exes’ but you saw right through the Brit.
One night, you both were curled up on the couch, opposite of your tv playing some old racing documentary he claimed was ‘the coolest thing ever’. You were laying on him, without an inch to move at that and could hear every single one of his heartbeats. They sped up ever so slightly anytime you shifted but you didn’t mention it, just kept watching the tv.
He had one arm behind his head and the other around your neck, tracing small shapes into the nape of it with his thumb. After a while, you lifted your head, resting your chin on Lando’s chest.
“Hey Lan?” you mumbled, staring right up at the curly haired man. He was still watching the documentary
“Hm?”
“Have you ever thought about leaving McLaren?”
That’s when his heart sped up again and he quickly averted all his attention to you. He hesitated, pinching his eyebrows while his tracing halted, “What?”
“It’s just a question, actually never mind," you replied, tucking your head back down.
But he pushed, “Nothing with you is ever just anything, c'mon, what are you really asking me for?”
And really, it terrified you. It wasn’t strange for your friends to want clarification on certain things like what you thought about the regulations next year or your opinions on a track, but those were lighter conversations compared to the one brewing between the two of you.
After a moment, you sighed.
“I got an offer to join Mercedes next year,” you mumbled into his chest.
“Are you serious? That’s amazing, baby.” Lando beamed, squeezing your shoulder. “You gonna go for it?”
“I could. I’ve spent ages at Ferrari, it’s the dream team to debut in, and I did just that. But, I've spent too long proving myself worthy just to abandon all the work put into my career.” your voice wavered, your own heart pounding at the thought of that one contract negotiations meeting you went to months ago.
“Hey, none of that. Moving up doesn’t diminish your hard work.” Lando reassured, “I think you’d ace it, but then again I’m biased.”
You craned your neck to look up at him, “You think so? Like, you’re sure?”
Lando hummed. Your heart fluttered just behind your ribs, urging you to shift and place a slow, lazy kiss to Lando’s lips. You pulled yourself up, eventually getting situated right on his lap. He sat up as well, sliding his hands underneath the hoodie you stole. The chill of them sent one down your spine. As he pressed the pads of his thumbs into you, anchoring you to him, you gripped his shoulders doing the same.
He placed a soft, lingering kiss to your jawline then curve of your neck, practically breathing in all that he could. Your breath hitched while all the stress from the last few months practically melted off your bones.
“You’re incredibly talented and smart, any team would be lucky to have you,” Lando murmured against your ear.
“I can’t make the decision for you but I know you’ll make the right one.” he added. “You always do.”
Just a few weeks later, you were at his place. He streamed with Max while you napped in his room. After insisting that you’d get up in a bit and join him, which had Lando practically jumping off the walls, he left you to rest.
The buzz from Lando’s phone loudly interrupted a somewhat quiet portion of the stream where he was sitting and responding to comments.
He flipped his phone over, the blue light illuminating his face immediately. A small smile spread across his lips while he gripped one of the arms of his chair and started muttering, “Hold on everyone, I’ve got someone to check on.”
It slipped out as quickly as Lando went on mute, ignoring the chat that had been flooded all of a sudden. He took his headphones off and set the screen to that of his waiting room one.
After standing up too fast from his gaming chair, he steadied himself and headed across the hallway. He slowly pushed the door to his bedroom open. Light from the hallway spilled in as the door creaked, causing you to just barely shift under the covers. He crossed the room in a few strides. When he sat on the edge of the bed, he instinctively brought his hand to your shoulder.
“Hey, you good?” Lando whispered, leaning forward. “I think you texted me in your sleep again.”
You pulled the comforter down enough not to muffle your words, “Sorry, I didn’t wanna interrupt your stream.”
“No, no, it’s okay. All that matters is if you’re okay,” he replied, slipping his hand over your back. “Are you?”
“Lando, you’re squishing my toes,” you whined, your face halfway into the pillow.
“Well, I wouldn’t be if you weren’t hidden entirely under the blanket,” he replied then moved to the side, keeping his hand exactly where it was.
You shifted again, sitting up this time. Lando’s hand rubbed your back as the comforter fell off your shoulders.
You rubbed at your eyes, feeling groggy as ever, and nauseous too. “I think so. But I don’t feel all that great, honestly.”
Lando’s hand came to your forehead. He let out a small curse, “Christ, you’re burning up.”
His hand fell to your lap and squeezed your thigh just slightly. You let your head fall into his shoulder as you groaned, so he turned and placed a quick kiss to your temple. You couldn’t help but start mulling over this happening the day before the two of you were supposed to fly out for for the next race. It didn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out you had come down with something flu like, and very quickly at that.
“How am I gonna manage a fever at 30 thousand feet in the air?” you whined into his neck.
“You won’t. You cannot walk into the paddock like this, let alone race.” His voice was firm, something that sent you dizzy.
You looked up at him and sighed, “But, I wanna at least watch.”
“And you will, but you’re gonna have to do it from the comfort of this bed,” he replied, and surprisingly convincingly at that.
“God, you’re so pushy,” you softly conceded.
“I’m worried for your well being, there’s a difference, love.” he replied then pressed a chaste kiss to your lips. He stood up and leaned over to grab your glass so he could go refill it.
“Don’t kiss me, you’ll get sick too,” you complained, already feeling the emptiness of the bed.
“Worth it."
— two weeks later…
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user82 omg poor yn nooo
user444 TF
user444 DELETE THIS
user84 right before the summer break is crazy as hell
userlol what the hell is his problem
user92 this is why his ass dnfed
userpink how has this happened TWICE to yn
user62 NO FR! free my girl from these men
user923 is that him kissing her?? literally was all up on yn a day prior
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user004 yes
usertyre3 right after her win…
The voicemails had counted to a million, well at least as many as it takes to fill a voicemail box, and the flowers sitting on the kitchen island were wilted beyond recognition. Every time you thought about reaching out, wanting to hear his voice soften for you again, it took everything not to.
That was the real issue, wasn’t it? Not being able to hesitate when it came to Lando. Not being able to cease every ache in your bones just wanting to be held by him again, even for a second.
You spent the summer break third wheeling Alex and Lily, but it felt weird now.
They hadn’t done anything wrong, they were doing what they always did. Alex tried to play therapist with his singular psychology course he took in school, and Lily made sure you were focusing on anything other than a boyfriend; real or fake.
One afternoon, Lily had taken you to a golf course. She had played it dozens of times, but you had only been there to sip on lemonade and cheer her on. She dragged you out of the golf cart, insisting she could finally teach you to nail your swing.
“I know what you’re doing,” you nodded. “I’m perfectly fine from riiiight here.”
You lifted her bag of clubs and stepped a few paces away from the tee.
“You need a distraction, plus, this is an easy one.” Lily added, leaning over and grabbing the edge of your sleeve. “C’mere!”
“Okay! That was a pinch!” you yelped, tugging yourself from your friend’s grip and leaning to the side even more now.
She sighed and pinched the bridge of her nose, “You know what? Maybe you are better off watching a few swings and setups. But do not touch your phone.”
Sucking your teeth, you pivoted on your heel, turning towards the golf kart. The closer you got to it, the clearer view you had to a couple guys over by another hole. One of them had curly hair and as far as you could tell, was wearing a familiar pair of black trousers and black blouse.
It felt dramatic. Clutching your phone to your chest, breath hitching, and hoping when the man turned, that it would be anyone else. But as soon as he did, you were proven wrong. He held his hand up to shade his forehead, and his jaw dropped as if he’d seen a ghost.
Nope, nope, nope!
You tossed your phone into the karts driver seat, then pivoted towards Lily and marched back up to her.
“On second thought, show me that swing. I could use all the distractions I can get.”
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Just two days after getting home from the first race of the back half of the season, you heard a faint knock at the door. At first, it was so light you summed it up to the wind playing tricks or maybe someone had walked by.
Another knock, a stronger one, came down on your door. You jumped ever so slightly, turning your head, hearing the groan of frustration just outside.
One inspection of the peep hole later and you were sighing, but still opening the door.
Lando was panting, soaked in a hoodie, and gripping a plastic bag in one hand, his phone in the other. His curls were plastered to his forehead with a few loose ones sticking up. His eyebrows were pinched and his green eyes were immediately on you, shocked you even opened the door.
“You know your unit is, uh,“ You pointed over to the elevator, “Not on this floor, right?”
“I know,” he replied, “But I needed to see you— I needed to get this off my chest.”
“Not sure if this is a good time, Lando.” you told him, hoping it sounded as firm as you had hoped.
You started telling him you were super busy with data and that you had a long day on zoom calls but his voice cut through and yours faltered. “Can I come in?”
One minute later, he was standing in your living room chair, opposite of you and your arms crossed on the couch. “I know I’m not your favorite person right now but I’ve been thinking this over for too long. I want you to know the truth.”
“Me first,” you blurt out. “I deserve better.”
“You do-“
“I seriously don’t deserve to get pushed aside for someone you barely knew how to label beforehand,” you added. “And I hate that I let myself believe you could actually love me.”
“I do.”
The room stood still. A moment of silence passed. Then another, and another. A rapid heartbeat was the only sound echoing within your eardrums as your eyes narrowed. “What?”
“I love you, like more than you could ever know.” His words repeated, but more like echoed in your mind.
“You know the ruse is over, right? You don’t have to keep pretending,” you shook your head in retort.
“I’m not- I would never lie to you.” He replied, shifting forward in his seat.
“I regret keeping the meetup from you though,” his shoulders dropped as he sighed, “She wanted to see me and I went, but only to tell her I was serious about you.”
“Serious…about me?”
“Yeah,” Lando breathed, scratching the back of his neck.
“I was planning on getting on a plane with you as soon as summer break started, taking you somewhere beautiful, and finally asking you to be my girlfriend- well, my real one.” He added. “I know it’s cheesy but I also know every day spent with you, had me wishing it’d never end.”
“Jesus.” You sigh. Almost as if he can see the gears turning in your brain, working over every excuse to not believe him, he sprung up from the seat and rushed over to the plastic bag on the counter and pulled out an envelope.
“This— is what I was gonna give you once we arrived at the hotel,” he made his way back to where you now stood in front of the couch.
Everything he felt, everything he was thinking not just from starting the ‘relationship’ but from the moment he met you, was encased within the letter. His penmanship wasn’t the absolute best, something you always teased him for but it still had your breath hitching at the sight of it.
Lando decided to write how he loved when you’d chew at your lip any time deeply focused on data, how you narrowed your eyes before laying on the thickest layer of sarcasm towards him, and how you’d subconsciously lean your head on his shoulder no matter where you two were.
He pointed out your lack of patience with him that he weirdly found endearing, the one that quickly rubbed off on him the second he was in your orbit.
He stepped towards you as you looked up from the letter, praying you wouldn’t tear it up.
He finally broke the silence, “I didn’t kiss her.”
“Not even for a second?”
“It was a terrible angle of her wiping my chin that I pushed off from, but no.” He replied with a deep sigh.
You stepped closer, scanning his face and letting him pull you in by your waist. He let you lean in, feeling you wrap your arms around his neck and nestle your chin into it. He held you back, tighter than before, with no chance of letting go now or ever.
After a couple minutes, you pulled back slightly, almost pouting and reveling in just how flushed he was, “You really know how to stress a girl out.”
Lando held a hand to the side of your jaw and used his thumb to lift your chin up and leaned in again, “I’m so sorry, baby.”
He was barely touching your lips at first before taking you all in at once. When you stopped being so patient, your arms pulled him down harder, sliding your tongue against his.
He pulled back a fraction of a millimeter, taken aback by your sudden force. He trailed his lips down the opposite side of your jaw where his thumb had been tracing. When he reached the crook of your neck, he placed softer kisses, just to hear the way your breath hitched right before finally whispering his love for you over and over til you were tired of it. But you never really did.
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in which you go golfing with your golf obsessed husband..
warnings (light)smau , blackfem! reader(nameless), face claim : randos from pintrest, fluff, use of y/n(im very sorry for this..), barely proofread beware
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user “pr” but they’ve been together probably as long as you’ve been alive
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….
not that lando norris was the best golfer in the world, or anything.
but if there’s one sport he enjoyed doing nearly half as much as driving cars in circles for an hour, it was hitting balls with a stick.
you always tried your hardest to avoid having to join him out on the course— no matter how bad you felt, seeing how dejected he looked when you denied his requests. unfortunately, people who love you also probably enjoy your presence as well.
“what did you even send me over here to get?” you huff, looking over your shoulder. all the clubs in the golf bag looked the exact same to you. maybe past the big fat one staring at you, front and center at the top of the bag. everyone knows that one- the… driver, or something. everyone knew that.
you heard him groan from the green. so dramatic— you could almost feel him rolling his eyes. not that you planned on turning around to confirm, being as you were too concerned with trying to identify at least one of these clubs. maybe it’d help you remember what he made you go look in his golf bag for?..
maybe not.
“y/n,” he drags, slowing down as if he was talking to a child, “the pitching wedge. the little silver one? with the ‘p’ on it?"
he gestured vaguely toward his bag where it clearly sat in its designated spot.
"you’ve seen me use it before- like… every other hole?"
“ohh!!..” you say, nodding, as if that suddenly made it click to you. and maybe you’d managed to convince yourself that it did click, but you and him both knew you still had no idea what the hell a pitching wedge was.
“…is it this?” you ask, picking out the skinny, flat one. you looked over your shoulder at him, from your place behind the cart, fully expecting a firm no. but, you smiled when you realized that you actually got it right!
“yes!- yes, that one,” he nods, extending his arm, “bring it here.”
you hummed, walking up from the path to the green, taking the club he previously had in exchange for the one you had in your hand.
“thank ya’,” he hums, looking down at the club in his hand as if confirming that you actually got it right. “watch this shot,” he says, placing his ball down.
*puck!-*
and it’s off. these golf-freaks have got to be kidding themselves, shading their eyes with their hands as if they could see that tiny-ass ball as it flies through the sky.
for all you know, a bird could’ve snatched it up, and was taking it back to its nest as they spoke.
“mint,” he whispers to himself, doing a little celebratory first bump. “you saw how far that went?”
….
“Uh..” you scratch the back of your neck.
The urge to lie was strong.
but, you gave up at the thought of having to actually keep up with said lie. you were never really all that good at that, and he was all too good at seeing straight through you.
“to be frank- i... i lost sight of it like,” you pause, “like, as soon as you hit it. but, i’m sure it went far! i trust you. and stuff.”
great save.
after a million(four) more holes, you suddenly remembered why you always try your absolute hardest to avoid joining him out here, no matter how much it pains you to see his disappointed face. because, in short, golf is boring.
of course, no shade to the people who do like it. but, over the years, you’ve gotten all too used to fast paced, aggressive racing.
you’ve stuck to sitting in the cart since he’d fired you from caddie duty. it was hot outside, anyways. you were thankful for the shade. at least he let you drive the cart. that’s gotta count for something.
“ayee.. lemme drive da boat,” you mutter to yourself, thinking of that infamous kodak black video. sliding into the drivers seat, you huff. he was still doing.. whatever the hell he was doing— trying to aim his shot?
no way golfing is that hard to where he has to get all up on the ground like that. you snorted to yourself, reaching for your phone.
…
you couldn’t help yourself— giggling down at your phone. no one was funnier than you. something lando knew well, of course. comedians should be rejoicing the fact that you decided to be humble. sparing them by taking the motorsport route.
the cursive font really adds a bit of depth to it-
“what’re you over there giggling at?”
you nearly jumped out of your own skin. “uh.. when did you get over here?..”
“uh.. just now?” he says, in that sassy little tone of his.
okay- silly question. but seriously, he was just over there. but still. “oh- that sounded really bratty,” you huff.
“where to next?” you say, foot on the gas. that story put you in a better mood.
“the next hole.”
“…right.”
he was supposed to say home. but, you supposed you got a little ahead of yourself there.
…
if you didn’t like this pls spare me and don’t tell me
content warnings: established relationship, some suggestive content probably but nothing insane, this is just best friends who are also dating, fluff, attempts at humor, this is silly and SWEET ‼️
author’s note: i really just wanted to fawn over lando for a moment cause that’s my beautiful princess
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lando: im ur biggest fan will you follow me back
lando: ynnnnnn please fb i’m your #1 fan 💔
lando: nobody here understands you like i do
⤷maxfewtrell: can you be normal for one second
⤷lando: let me do what i need to do
pietra.pilao: stunningggg !!! liked by author
user42: i just know lando’s 3 feet away from her commenting this shit
⤷yourusername: he’s literally laying across my lap on the couch so i can’t get up
⤷user42:
user12: this man acts like they haven’t been together since they were literal children like how is he still this down bad
⤷user8: he’s writing the handbook on how NOT to fumble a baddie and many of you should be taking notes liked by lando
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⤷lando: omg you literally don’t know me
⤷user3: girl
⤷yourusername: lando
⤷lando: sorry
⤷user3: #walkhimlikeadog
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landoyn “People can argue all they want but at the end of the day, Lando’s name is on that trophy fair and square. This is a competitive sport. There’s always gonna be a loser. It’s not Lando’s fault that it’s your driver.” — YN in a new clip from DTS
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user8: this is so sexy
user11: yn never gaf she’s always going to defend her man
user23: netflix is absolutely going to use this soundbite to create drama online which is crazy cause they should know by now that yn will argue with weird fans all day long
⤷user10: no fr like she’s been on f1twt in the trenches
⤷user14: remember when she told people to mass report the account that commented that mean comment lando liked after brazil 24
⤷user56: yn and max f, fighting on the frontlines of the lando defense war since day 1
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⤷mclarenf1: Sorry, YN, you’ll have to take that one up with the big bosses!
pietra.pilao: bring her back to me!!!
⤷lando: 🧹💥 get your own yn i’m not sharing
⤷user6: he’s crazy fr
landoyn: do they need a dog like i’ll bark
user15: she makes lando drool and has him making literal heart eyes anytime she’s near, i can’t imagine what i would do if i met her
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lando: gorgues
lando: georgues
lando: hang on im tryna spell gorjus
⤷maxfewtrell: dude
user13: it really makes sense that lando and yn have been together since they were kids cause how else would he lock down a girl like this
⤷lando: jokes on you i’ve always been a huge loser that’s just her type
⤷ user34: some of yall have never heard lando talk about yn in a serious way and it shows #fakefans
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yourusername wearing outfits that were meant for vacation as casual wear
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lando: omfg
lando: screaming crying throwing up
lando: somebody needs to hold me back i’m gonna start barking
⤷mclarenf1: Please don’t bark, otherwise you’ll have to take another psych evaluation 👍
⤷lando: then how am i supposed to react
⤷maxfewtrell: quite literally any other way there is
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lilymhe: alex is flying with lando rn so i can’t wait to get live texts of how lando reacts to this
lilymhe: sexy af though ;)
yourusername: LMAO thanks it’s strategic
yourusername: he annoyed me last night and then tried to change the subject this morning so i’m punishing him
lilymhe: we love to see it!
[lando replied to your story]
lando: delete
lando: DELETE PLEASE
lando: I SAW IT DELETE IT PLEASE
lando: hi yn this is lando’s twin jando. i agree with my brother and think that you should delete this very good picture
yourusername: you have actual siblings you could’ve used and you went with jando?
lando: george and alex are laughing at me
lando: do u feel bad
yourusername: no
lando: i need a rabies shot i’m seriously gonna bite you
lando: this isn’t fair
lando: i would sell all of my cars to hold your hand rn
lando: is there a matching top
lando: tell me tell me tell me tell me
yourusername: i couldn’t find it so i took some pictures without it just cause i like the bottoms so much
lando: Ok.
yourusername: i will happily send those to you if you’re ready to finish our conversation from last night
lando: Sounds great, thank you.
yourusername: why are you texting like that
lando: i have to pretend i’m texting someone from work or alex and george are going to have a much more obvious reason to make fun of me
yourusername: LOL
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yourusername: don’t forget about those other pictures i mentioned
lando: fuck’s sake
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[maxfewtrell replied to your story]
maxfewtrell: she’s going to kill you for posting this
lando: i’d let her stab me with a rusty spoon
maxfewtrell: i wish i could say i didn’t expect that response
lando: #worthit
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yourusername nothing too eventful happened on our little getaway…
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[comments]
lando: trying to act nonchalant
lando: you are so chalant
lando: you won’t stop staring at it
⤷yourusername: you don’t know me
⤷lando: i know i’m right cause i can’t stop staring at you
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carlossainz55: My friends! I am so happy for you both!! I remember when Lando was teeny tiny and talked all about his girlfriend and how he was going to marry her one day 😉 liked by author
⤷lando: that’s enough stories about me she doesn’t need to know other stuff
⤷carlossainz55: She knows many things, Lando. We text!
⤷lando: ???? NO
⤷user15: i just know yn and carlos are queening out in their texts
landoyn: no it’s fine i just thought i’d be more prepared for this moment considering i’ve been a stan account for them for 7 years
maxfewtrell: congrats you two! tell your fiancé he can stop worrying about you finding the ring now (he hid it in his miami ‘24 helmet)
⤷lando: snitch
⤷user9: hiding an engagement ring from his girlfriend of 10+ years in the helmet of the first race he won in formula one. i am not okay about this
⤷lando: i bought the ring the day before we went to miami. after all of that, i figured it was good luck, so i wanted to keep my two most important wins together (even tho it still took me another year to get the courage to actually ask her)
⤷user17: i was then shot 57 times
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mclarenf1: Papaya themed wedding, right?
⤷yourusername: No ❤️
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lnfour: YEAHHHHH OUR PARENTS ARE GETTING MARRIED
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yourusername: i am not legally your wife yet!!!!
⤷lando: shhh it’s too late
⤷user23: this threatening ass response
⤷user8: do you know you have thirty minutes yn 😭
user34: our wife
⤷lando: and i have a gun
⤷user34: IT WAS A JOKE MY GUY
⤷user99: nobody is taking her from you RELAX
user18: lando.jpg revived in the sexiest way possible
user20: lando posting these pics and expecting us not to try and steal his girl… ok
⤷user45: he’s threatening lives in these comments girl be careful
lando: just so everyone knows… YES i’m crazy, YES i can fight, YES i will fight all of you, and NO none of you can have her cause she’s MY wife
⤷lando: i’ve been planning this since we were 13 while you all were messing around thinking about stupid stuff like homework! don’t hate the player, hate the game, losers!
⤷yourusername: LANDO
⤷user93: mclaren pr team found dead in ditch
⤷mclarenf1:
user71: can’t wait for him to get asked about all of his comments at the next media day. mclaren’s gonna have to muzzle him
⤷mclarenf1: we’re working on locating some duct tape currently
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lando had to get my girl the whole set 🧊
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[comments]
yourusername: can we get you a matching bracelet pleaseeee
yourusername: it would be so sexy
⤷lando: buying it and getting overnight shipping
⤷user78: somehow the down badism is only worse as an engaged couple…
⤷ maxfewtrell: does this mean you’ll stop stealing my bracelets?
⤷lando: our bracelets
⤷maxfewtrell: K
alex_albon: congrats again mate! i think we both did a pretty good job at picking out our diamonds liked by yourusername & author
summary: where arvid's manager (older sister) somehow ends up babysitting the grid.
extra information: arvid's your younger brother, you're his manager, you and ollie are like the parents of the ex rookies (set on 2026 grid)
face claim: avantika (my absolute goat bro)
a/n: its been a while guys... the important thing is im back maybe for one smau or for more, i just havent had any inspiration for literally anything im really sorry guys
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4/5 forgot their passports btw (isack's the only one who remembered)
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landonorris HOW DO YOU ALL FORGET YOUR PASSPORT
➥ arvidlindblad I DONT KNOW
➥ thecoolerlindblad this is why i have gray hairs
isackhadjar only responsible one there 😎😎
➥ thecoolerlindblad lets not forget you demanding the pilot to stop because you thought you forgot your steering wheel setup
➥ isackhadjar i recall none of this
➥ kimiantonelli i remember ❤️ by creator
➥ olliebearman i remember ❤️ by creator
➥ arvidlindblad i remember ❤️ by creator
➥ gabrielbortoleto i remember ❤️ by creator
alexalbon i think you should just let them fend for themselves
➥ thecoolerlindblad ALL of them forgot about pre season testing
olliebearman in my defence i though arvid had mine
➥ thecoolerlindblad why would he have YOUR passport
georgerussell incredibly concerning from future generations
➥ arvidlindblad old man
lewishamilton praying for you
➥ thecoolerlindblad can i ride with you next time
➥ lewishamilton don't even have to ask ❤️ by creator
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rare sighting of me not solving someone else's problems
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olliebearman woah ❤️ by creator
➥ kimiantonelli ???
➥ arvidlindblad get out of my SISTERS comments bro
➥ olliebearman what did i do
➥ alexalbon oh brother
alexandrasaintmleux stunning girl ❤️
➥ thecoolerlindblad STOP ILY
oscarpiastri who took these
➥ thecoolerlindblad my very cool gf lilyzneimer
➥ lilyzneimer 😘😘
charlesleclerc the peace never lasts
➥ thecoolerlindblad unfortunately
carmenmmundt i know for a fact your phone was exploding while posting this
➥ thecoolerlindblad 47 unread emails ❤️
danielricciardo enjoy it while it lasts kid
➥ thecoolerlindblad i miss you my goat
checoperez this is what happens when you confiscate the consoles
➥ olliebearman GIVE THEM BACK
➥ arvidlindblad PLEASE
landonorris she acts like she's a mother of six
➥ alexalbon basically is
georgerussell very professional social media presence
➥ thecoolerlindblad thank you george i strive for linkedin excellence
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bahrain paddock check-in 📍
our favourite multitasker spotted once again keeping the paddock running smoothly 🫡
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user64 admin might be in love with yn
➥ olliebearman who isn't this comment is now deleted!
maxverstappen she needs a raise
➥ thecoolerlindblad i agree. please send this to HR
danielricciardo paddock legend status confirmed
➥ thecoolerlindblad greatness recognises greatness
landonorris she’s basically the unofficial fia at this point
➥ arvidlindblad unfortunately true
carlossainz she looks like she has not slept since barcelona
➥ thecoolerlindblad false i slept once (briefly)
thecoolerlindblad wait can i get an admin reveal in dm
➥ f1 we love you but no
➥ thecoolerlindblad aw shucks
user182 why does ollie comment like he lives in her pocket
➥ olliebearman i do not live in her pocket
➥ olliebearman i live in her schedule
user92 did anyone else see ollie’s deleted comment or am i losing it
➥ user104 NO I SAW IT TOO
alexalbon i have personally witnessed her carrying three drivers and a laptop through bahrain
➥ olliebearman i was one of those drivers
➥ thecoolerlindblad get your facts right it was 5 drivers 2 laptops and an ipad
olliebearman
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kimiantonelli we know you love her bro
➥ olliebearman no i dont
arvidlindblad WHY IS MY SISTER EVERYWHERE ON YOUR FEED
➥ olliebearman 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
charlesleclerc i think im watching a movie in real time
➥ olliebearman be quiet
maxverstappen grow some balls and ask her out
➥ olliebearman i don't like her
maxverstappen you don't have to lie to me
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danielricciardo i can put in a good word if you'd like
➥ olliebearman REALLY
➥ olliebearman i dont like her tho
danielricciardo right
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thecoolerlindblad im just so effortlessly cool and auraful
➥ olliebearman yeah you are
thecoolerlindblad 🙈🙈🙈
➥ olliebearman are you doing anything once pre season testing's done?
thecoolerlindblad no i dont think so
➥ olliebearman you wanna go atv riding?
thecoolerlindblad i'd love to!
olliebearman ❤️ your message
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i think these are the coolest photos he has
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kimiantonelli i'd recognise those biceps anywhere
➥ thecoolerlindblad right moving on
olliebearman second photo ruining my feed
➥ thecoolerlindblad were you not glazing me before🥱🥱
➥ olliebearman i can do both
➥ arvidlindblad what
maxverstappen1 focus on driving
➥ olliebearman i WAS focusing max
user88 “were you not glazing me before” IM CRYING 😭
➥ user92 the switch up is insane
arvidlindblad why is everyone talking about my sister AND his arms
➥ landonorris because both are unfortunately visible at all times
danielricciardo this is a paddock relationship forming in real time
➥ olliebearman no it isn’t
➥ danielricciardo alright mate 👍
landonorris this is NOT what we meant by team bonding
➥ isackhadjar I AGREE WHERE IS THE TEAM IN THIS
PADDOCK INTERVIEW SNIPPET
interviewer: “you two have been spending a lot of time together this weekend, how’s that going?”
yn: “I wouldn’t call it ‘spending time’. I’d call it ‘me doing damage control’.”
ollie: “she loves it really.”
yn: “I don’t.”
ollie: “she does.”
yn: “he argues like this all the time, by the way.”
interviewer: “even in professional settings?”
yn: “especially in professional settings.”
ollie: “she’s just bossy.”
yn: “and he’s just loud.”
(interviewer laughs)
interviewer: “so you balance each other out?”
ollie: “yeah, she keeps me alive.”
yn: “I keep him functional. there’s a difference.”
ollie: “same thing.”
yn: “no it isn’t.”
ollie (grinning): “see?”
yn: “this is what I deal with.”
interviewer: “sounds like a partnership.”
yn: “unfortunately for me, yes.”
ollie: “fortunately for everyone else.”
yn: “no one asked you.”
(interview ends)
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YN Lindblad and Ollie Bearman in the latest interview posted on F1 official account
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user104 they are literally married in every other universe
➥ user105 just not this one apparently
landonorris this is NOT normal at all
alexalbon i give this relationship 3 more races before it becomes official
isackhadjar why is he always defending himself the hardest under her posts 😭
➥ user92 because he loses every time
user77 “this is NOT normal at all” from lando is CRAZY
➥ user78 even HE can see it’s over
thecoolerlindblad
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landonorris OH SO NOW IT'S MY MAN?
➥ thecoolerlindblad im afraid its always been my man you all are just a bit slow
landonorris WHAT
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landonorris DONT LEAVE ME ON SEEN
landonorris OH NOW DELIVERED THATS IT
delivered
arvidlindblad can everyone stop supporting ts
➥ thecoolerlindblad sorry bro!
alexalbon honestly fair enough he’s very pretty
➥ thecoolerlindblad thank you for recognising my vision
alexalbon no like objectively. good structure
thecoolerlindblad reacted with 🤨
kimiantonelli I KNEW IT
➥ thecoolerlindblad knew absolutely nothing btw
olliebearman wait i look so fine in this
➥ thecoolerlindblad right im deleting this
olliebearman NOOOOOOOO
olliebearman this is a great photo of me
➥ thecoolerlindblad you are unbelievable
olliebearman and handsome apparently
maxverstappen finally i was getting tired of him always talking about you
➥ thecoolerlindblad HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
thecoolerlindblad
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my true job is clipping everyone
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carlossainz DELETE THIS
➥ thecoolerlindblad genuinely want to know what you were doing
➥ lewishamilton yeah man what were you thinking
kimiantonelli im going to ignore my photo in hopes of finding about the one next to it
➥ thecoolerlindblad the max meme??
➥ kimiantonelli no the one before it
➥ thecoolerlindblad my ugly brother?
➥ kimiantonelli YOU KNOW WHICH ONE
➥ thecoolerlindblad no im not sure
georgerussell im sensing a recurring pattern in this slideshow
➥ thecoolerlindblad delusional
maxverstappen that was a rough time for me
➥ thecoolerlindblad that was yesterday
➥ maxverstappen yeah rough time.
arvidlindblad DELETE BEFORE I TELL MUM
➥ thecoolerlindblad she already knows 😘
user64 anything you'd like to tell us
➥ thecoolerlindblad hmm no not really
➥ user64 OMG YOU REPLIED
landonorris notice how im not here? its cos im unclippable
➥ thecoolerlindblad your photos were so bad i couldnt bare to subject others to that horror
charlesleclerc esteban and ollie holding the baby is taking me out
➥ estebanocon we were excellent with the baby actually
➥ olliebearman natural instincts
➥ arvidlindblad stop saying things like that
pierregasly HOLY MY ARMS
➥ isackhadjar self glaze
➥ pierregasly can you blame me
alexalbon random soft launch is killing me
➥ olliebearman what soft launch
➥ alexalbon be serious for once
olliebearman slide 8 is my favourite personally
➥ thecoolerlindblad shocker
➥ landonorris HE CANNOT BE NORMAL
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life without chasing people for their passports (directed)
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olliebearman i said i was sorry
➥ thecoolerlindblad not enough unfortunately
lilymhe lets leave our bfs!
➥ thecoolerlindblad i agree!
➥ alexalbon what
➥ olliebearman what
isackhadjar whos taken the first 2 photos
➥ thecoolerlindblad a very talented photographer
➥ olliebearman thank you
➥ gabrielbortoleto OH BROTHER
arvidlindblad im uncomfortable with the vibes here
➥ thecoolerlindblad then leave
kimiantonelli why does this look so fun
➥ olliebearman because i have so much aura
➥ kimiantonelli never say that again
pierregasly crazy self glazing from ollie
➥ olliebearman YOU LITERALLY COMMENTED ABOUT YOUR ARMS YESTERDAY
➥ pierregasly different situation entirely
user88 “life without chasing people for their passports” meanwhile the people are literally in the photos 😭
olliebearman
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why won't it let me add more photos
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thecoolerlindblad oh brother
➥ olliebearman what
➥ thecoolerlindblad nothing this is actually very sweet
georgerussell fascinating curation choices here
➥ thecoolerlindblad george you talk like a museum guide
maxverstappen the caption makes this significantly worse somehow
➥ olliebearman i hit the limit unfortunately
lilymhe these are GORGEOUS omg
➥ thecoolerlindblad he follows me around with a camera bro
➥ olliebearman because you're nice to look at
➥ landonorris HE CANNOT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
alexalbon slide 7 being her literally just eating
➥ olliebearman important moment to me personally
kimiantonelli THE PERCY JACKSON PHOTO HELP
➥ thecoolerlindblad he took that after making fun of me btw
olliebearman and i'd do it again
arvidlindblad why do you have this many photos of my sister
➥ olliebearman why dont YOU
➥ arvidlindblad because im normal
isackhadjar bro posts like a proud mother on facebook
➥ olliebearman thank you
➥ isackhadjar not a compliment
carmenmmundt the holi photo omg 😭❤️
➥ thecoolerlindblad that one was actually cute ill allow it
thecoolerlindblad
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a VERY serious athlete
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olliebearman i am extremely serious actually
➥ thecoolerlindblad evidence suggest otherwise
landonorris why is he biting a helmet like that
➥ olliebearman because i can
arvidlindblad this is what i have to compete with in my family groupchat btw
➥ thecoolerlindblad they just like him better
isackhadjar middle photo is insane
➥ olliebearman i was hydrated
georgerussell consistent lack of composure across all three images
➥ olliebearman composure is overrated
user92 HES IN THE FAMILY GROUPCHAT ALREADY
user64 when did this happen
➥ thecoolerlindblad i fear you're a little behind
thecoolerlindblad
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home is 6'2 and british 😛😛
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landonorris i am never opening instagram again
➥ thecoolerlindblad you'll be back in 20 minutes
➥ oscarpiastri i give it 6 minutes
arvidlindblad i have officially lost all authority in my own household
➥ stefanlindblad you never had any before
➥ thecoolerlindblad EXACTLY thank you dad
olliebearman home is 5'9 and indian
❤️ by creator
georgerussell this represents long-term attachment behaviour
➥ thecoolerlindblad george i swear
thomasbearman can you come over soon ollie's really boring
➥ thecoolerlindblad OF COURSE
➥ olliebearman RUDE
maxverstappen he's tall so fair enough
➥ olliebearman thank you max
user74 HIS COMMENT MATCHING HER CAPTION THEYRE SO CUTE
everyone is convinced your best friend is in love with you. you're starting to think they might be right.
note: you can pry the best friends to lovers trope from my cold dead hands! little bit of backstory: reader is from aus but lived in the uk and that's how she met osc. set during the 26 season, ignore any dates on the tweets. i forgot to change them 😅
warnings : swearing, reader is very stubborn and in denial
fc: beatrice barichella
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yourusername: happy to be back home
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user: two pretty best friends!!
user: does this mean you’ll be at the race??
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nicolepiastri: Can’t wait to see you again, dear ❤️
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nicolepiastri: I think basil misses you more than he does Oscar
⤷yourusername: I MISS BASIL SO MUCH
⤷oscarpiastri: Betrayed by my own dog
user: sorry yn i’m only looking at oscar’s back rn
⤷user: REALLL
⤷user: hes so wide 🫣
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↳oscarpiastri: I’m not your fav boy anymore? 😔
↳yourusername: sorry osc, basil is just better than you 🤷♀️
↳oscarpiastri: You’d think the dog was your best friend
↳yourusername: he is
↳user: oscar with basil awww 😭😭
↳user: what a cute photo!
↳user: Are you guys dating yet?
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↳hattiepiastri: should have known he was with you after he disappeared
↳hattiepiastri: i’ll let mum know he won’t be back tonight
↳yourusername: thank you hattie!
↳user: staying in the same hotel room?? hello??
↳user: definitely dating right? TELL US PLEASE
oscarpiastri just posted
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oscarpiastri: Two weeks of watching F1
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user: oscar vs not adding yn to a photo dump 🙄
user: bro’s waist is snatched sheesh
user: ok but how is the oscar piastri burger?
yourusername: totally didn’t burn my tongue on that tea 😅
⤷user: and oscar didn’t kiss it better?
⤷user: what a weird comment?
opeightyone: Just here for the Yn content
⤷oscarpiastri: Can’t blame you
⤷user: oh he’s got it BAD
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yourusername: loving italy 🇮🇹🤌 thanks @.oscarpiastri for being my personal photographer
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user: she’s trained oscar how to take the perfect photos of her 😭
user: girl if you don’t lock this man down i’m gonna snatch him up
⤷user: me when i’m delusional
oscarpiastri: 📸😁
user: more oscar back content ty yn 😋
user: god she’s so pretty idk how oscar can be normal around her
⤷user: no literally i’d be speechless every time i saw her
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↳oscarpiastri: Meow?
↳yourusername: oscar is this you admitting you’re into pet play
↳oscarpiastri: I dislike you sometimes
↳yourusername: <3
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oscarpiastri: And we're back
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mclarenf1: Sooooooo back 🙌
user: they’re both glowing omg this break was good for them
user: they take the best pics of each other 😭
yourusername: ❤️❤️
⤷oscarpiastri: ❤️
⤷user: is anyone else seeing this???
hilton: Back like a winner 🧡
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↳oscarpiastri: All for you, baby
↳yourusername: 🤭❤️
↳yourusername: gotta run it back in canada
↳oscarpiastri: I’ll try my best ❤️
↳user: it doesn’t feel real that you guys are together 😭😭
↳nicolepiastri: Finally
↳nicolepiastri: I’m expecting a grandchild out of this
↳yourusername: nicole please 😭😭
↳nicolepiastri: Just kidding, love. So happy for you two, you’ve always been part of this family ❤️
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oscarpiastri: Still trying to get those streamers off
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yourusername: the streamers stay ON during sex
⤷oscarpiastri: Please stop
⤷user: oh because we were wondering!
user: they’re so in love i can’t
user: oscar going directly to yn after he got out of the car i’m obsessed with them
user: You’re so funny please don’t go to redbull
monsterenergy: 💪💪
summary: you and alexandra have been friends since you were little and she's been scheming on getting you with her brother in law for years
pairing: reader x arthuer leclerc
fc & warnings: none & poorly translated french
requested: yes! thanks for your patience xoxo
masterlist
゚. ✿ ୨❤︎୧⠀✿ . ゚
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charlesleclerc: good work my love
alexandramalenaleclerc: thank you 😘 he's agreed to dinner tomorrow right?
charlesleclerc: yes and he does not suspect a thing!
alexandramalenaleclerc: great! neither does y/n/n 🤭
ynuser: alex... babe....... what is this
alexandramalenaleclerc: you looked so beautiful today!! and i wanted to make sure he noticed
ynuser: i mean thanks??? but also i dont think i like arthur like that 😭
alexandramalenaleclerc: you will if you give him a chance!!
ynuser: ughghgghghgggggg
arthurleclerc: i mean she does look good but what are you getting at with this 🫣
alexandramalenaleclerc: i am just pointing out how beautiful our best friend is :)
arthurleclerc: can't a boy and girl be friends without feelings being involved?
alexandramalenaleclerc: not in this situation no!
arthurleclerc: .... i mean she is gorgeous......
isackhadjar: if she is single send her my number :)
alexandralmalenaeclerc: hahaha shes soon to be taken ;)
yourbff: cryinggggggg this is awesome
alexandramalenaleclerc: doing my best to match make hehe
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yourbff: she actually did it
ynuser: they did........ charles it seems lied to arthur and alex told me we were having a girls dinner and so we ended up here... on a "date"
yourbff: i mean i can't blame them!! you've been crushing on arthur since we were kids 🙄
ynuser: NOT TRUE
yourbff: oh pleaseeeee!!! then why did you giggle and kick your feet every time you went to one of his races? or why did you always choose him as your partner in class during school? and why do you always look for him in a crowd?
ynuser: ok ok thats enough 😭
alexandramalenaleclerc: and did you have FUN?!
ynuser: .......... yes
alexandralmalenaeclerc: HA and will you go out again?
ynuser: perhaps...........
alexandramalenaleclerc: HAHA Y E S
iamrebeccad: oh you two would make such a cute couple
ynuser: not you too rebe 🫠
arthurleclerc: i had fun (don't tell charlie and alex)
ynuser: so did i (don't tell them that either)
arthurleclerc: i'd love to do it again
ynuser: saturday?
arthurleclerc: i'll pick you up at 7
ynuser: make sure you turn off your location so they don’t see us at the same place 😭
arthurleclerc: done and done
isakchadjar: i could take you to dinner too.....
ynuser: ok so then why haven't you?
isackhadjar: because you haven't responded to any of my texts!!!
ynuser: hahaah you got me there
carlossainz55: L O L
ynuser: bye
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f1gossip: spotted in monaco 👀 longtime family friend of the leclercs, y/n y/l/n, was seen at an intimate dinner with the youngest brother, arthur. while the two have grown up side by side, sources say there was a noticeably different energy between them last night… less childhood besties, more something romantic. with y/n being so close to alexandra leclerc (and basically part of the family already), we have to wonder..... could this be the start of something more?
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user1: shes literally so pretty i could see why arthur would be interested in her
user2: YESS OMG IVE BEEN BEGGING FOR THIS
user8: sigh another nepo baby turned model turned f1 wag
user10: at least she’s a childhood friend!! stop being a hater
user9: ohhhhhhh ik alex is excited about this
user10: not her literally being in the likes hahahaha
user4: need her outfit stat
user5: oooooooooooo i could see this for arthur
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arthurleclerc: life has been interesting lately
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user1: mon amourrrrrrrrr
charlesleclerc: this is interesting
alexandramalenaleclerc: very interesting
ynuser: theres nothing to see here
user3: this is tea....
user4: assuming its y/n/n in the third slide and assuming the dinner is for her.....
user2: goodness gracious you are gorgeous
ynuser: consider deleting the third slide
arthurleclerc: no its my favorite
user7: FAVORTE?! HELLO?
user4: oh its for sure y/n LOL
alexandramalenaleclerc: why are neither of you answering your phone?
user5: domestic arthur is hot
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user1: whoever he is ,,, hes right
flavy.barla: who is he 😫
ynuser: arthur.... leclerc
flavy.barla: QUOI?!!??!?!?!? [what]
ynuser: hehehehehe
user2: i dont like agreeing w men but i have to here 😭
alexandramalenaleclerc: oh mon dieu [oh my god]
ynuser: je sais [i know]
alexandramalenaleclerc: je suis tellement heureux [i am SO happy]
charlesleclerc: YIPEEEEE i hope this is about who i think it is heheeheh
ynuser: yes charles... the he in questions is arthur
user4: i can treat u better than arthur
arthurleclerc: you always look pretty y/n/n
ynuser: oh stoppppp
arthurleclerc: its the truth! im sorry it took me so long to admit it
user6: gorgina
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f1gossip: things between arthur leclerc and y/n y/l/n are definitely heating up. after being spotted on multiple outings, insiders say the pair have been spending a lot of time together in monaco 1:1. what started as a setup from charles and alexandra might actually have turned into something real.
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user1: yeah i actually love this pairing
user3: i wish charles and alex would play matchmaker for me
user4: im a y/narthur truther
yourbff: alexandramalenaleclerc you see these pics?
alexandramalenaleclerc: ynuser HELLO?!
user1: STOOPPP HWT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE
user5: cant wait to see her in the paddock!!!
user2: cutieessssssss
user6: this is a pairing that just makes sense to me. y/n/n is meant to be a leclerc and alex's sister
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ynuser: turns out blind dates work 🤭
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user1: monacos favorite slow burn
alexandramalenaleclerc: I NEVER DOUBTED
ynuser: you believed enough for the both of us that’s for sure
arthurleclerc: my pretty girl
ynuser: my handsome boy
user2: ahhhhhh!!!!!
charlesleclerc: welcome to the family 🥹
arthurleclerc: lets not get ahead of ourselves 🙄
alexandramalenaleclerc: or maybe you need to catch up to us arthur!!
user3: so soft and so cute
yourbff: its abt gd time
ynuser: yes 😔
user4: god i see what you have done for others
゚. ✿ ୨❤︎୧⠀✿ . ゚
a/n: thanks for reading! likes and reblogs appreciated
゚. ✿ ୨❤︎୧⠀✿ . ゚
disclaimer: pictures are not mine and everything i write is fiction
👤♥︎👤 Lando Norris + Fashion designer Yn — female embodied pics
synopsis: Lando style has improved since the start of the 2026 season.. ‘Did he get a personal styler?’ is what everyone says.. he did, a fashion designer girlfriend to be more specific.
Yn face claim: katseye’s daniela
Lando fits won’t be accurate to this year gp, i’ll use whatever outfit i like. Don’t come for me..
f1fashion posted.
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f1fashion: Lando Norris at the first day of the 2026 season! his style seems to have improved a lot since the last time we say him..
user1: bro is dripped what the heck
user2: he won the championship and spend the money on clothes (thankfully)
user3: The thankfully killed me😭
user4: he was actually well dressed before but this fit eats so hard.
user5: pass me the number of his stylist this is sick
dollyn posted.
📍Australia • Just keep watching - Tate Mcrae.
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dollyn: i freaking ♥ Australia ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ໒꒱ and f1
user1: YES MY FASHION QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
user2: Princess at the gp with mclaren this is my world.
user3: lando liking the post too this is insane
user2: i freaked out he is my fav driver like.
user4: i saw her at the paddock!!! she is so pretty irl and her style eats omg ♥︎ liked by the author
user5: SHE LIKED
user6: fashion designer what else can we expect
mclarenf1team: was lovely having you at the garage! we will be giving you a call if we ever need help with our gears 😉🧡 ♥︎ liked by the author
dollyn: gladly 🥺<3
user7: yn you need to put landoscar in a pink gear please.
landonorris posted.
📍Australia
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landonorris: Next time :)
user1: my goat 🐐🐐
user2: first pic i feel weak
mclarenf1team: next time our boy 🧡
user3: so are we all collectively ignoring the fourth pic or what
user4: THATS WHAT IM SAYING LIKE
user5: you guys care too much about his private life i fear
user6: yn liking this.. she posted stories on her ig with that hoodie.. she was at the paddock too with mclaren.. huh
user7: you guys sound delusional af
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f1fashion: Lando spotted back home in monaco during the break, looking as good as ever.
user1: he looks majestic what the fuck
user2: the yn influence went to one gp and he is already dressing like a fashionista
user3: come on they probably never met at the gp you guys are annoying 😭
user4: y’all assume we want them to date maybe we just think they are friends lord
user5: i saw him that day!! he was at a restaurant (with a girl.. couldn’t see her well tho) he looked insane.
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📍Monaco
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dollyn: Monaco baby wow!
landonorris: first time being a boyfriend kinda nervous ♥︎ liked by author
dollyn: 😭😭
maxfewtrell: i’m so embarrassed ♥︎ liked by the author
user1: WHAT THE FUCK LANDO
user2: he can’t handle all that.
mclarenf1team: thank you for teaching him how to dress queen ♥︎ liked by the author
user4: ADMIN IM DEAD
user5: don’t end him like that what the fuck 😭
user3: so the yn effect was very much real huh
user4: her fit is so crazy no one is looking at the papaya pic she posted
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landonorris: Now you know who to thank for my insane new wardrobe :)
dollyn: no skinny jeans will make me stop loving you lan.. ♥︎ liked by the author
landonorris: is this shade.
dollyn: yes
user1: i’m absolutely obsessed with them.
user2: the last pic is crazy i need her so bad
landonorris: 🤨
user2: ups my bad sir.
user3: ICTFU
lilyzneimer: can she help me with oscar now
oscarpiastri: What is wrong with my clothes?
dollyn: everything
f1news posted.
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f1news: Yn talks about her relationship with Lando in her new interview for Vogue!
👤 “We met at the end of the Australia gp and clicked instantly. He told me he knew me from different event we both went to and i actually knew him too, we just never got the chance to talk properly.
[…] we got to hang out in Australia, he told me he wanted to get better at fashion and i gladly agree to help him! we went shopping and i also showed him my next collection. And the rest is history (laughter)
I went to Monaco while he was in vacation, i actually had a fashion show there so we decide to meet while i was there. That trip is when everything began, i really had the best time ever with him, loved every second of it. And i guess now we are dating!
i truly love him, he is the sweetest coolest boy ever and i can’t wait to be there for his next accomplishments. i know he will be to celebrate mines too”
landonorris: My girl ❤️🔥❤️🔥
user1: “When we were in Australia he took such good care of me, couldn’t help but fall in love with him” Sedate me.
user2: BRO I LOVE THEM 😭😭
user3: they really are the sweetest coolest couple ever oh my god
dollyn: the comments 🥺 i love y’all so much and lando does too!!!!! (˶ˆᗜˆ˵) ♥︎ liked by the author
user4: coolest couple at the grid ⭐️
mclarenf1team: our babies 🧡🥺 ♥︎ liked by the author
user5: papaya family loves her since day one oh my god this is so cute.
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author’s notes: hi ~ this is my first ever post here! i don’t plan on posting a lot but if i ever have the time and energy to do so.. expect content from me 🪽 hope y’all enjoy my first smau here, likes and reblogs are very appreciated ♥︎
ꜱᴜᴍᴍᴀʀʏ: You're a world-renowned singer, and shortly after the end of your world tour, your documentary is being released. The final episode is dedicated to a very special person: your F1 world champion boyfriend, Max Verstappen.
ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ: Fully fluff. Using Y/N word. Age gap (4). Some enthusiastic fans. Maybe a little bit of parasociality.
ɴᴏᴛᴇꜱ: Inspired by Taylor Swift and her documentary The End of Era. Taylor Swift's face and albums were used in the Y/N character. The release dates of some albums were changed due to the storyline.
ᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ: 13k
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yourename.offical: And finally, we've come to the end of all the good things. The End of an Era: Behind The Scenes airs its final episode this Saturday at 5 PM. I can't wait to share one last memory of this unique tour with you all. My endless thanks to everyone who shared this amazing adventure with me. Love, Y/n.
disneyplus: Who's curious about the guest and story in this episode? 👀🍿🍿 #finalepisode
↳ user3: spill the teaa!!!!
↳ user4: wtf does this mean now?
↳ user5: *me trying not to give my friend spoilers from a movie I've already seen*
loveryn: i can't believe we've reached the end.it feels like just yesterday we crashed the website trying to get tickets🥹😭😭
↳ user1: good old days🥹
↳ user99: i remember it all too well...
wildestdreams: IM NOT READYYYYYY!!!!
user66: can someone tell me if there are any pirate sites I can watch free?
↳ gracie: can't you even get a subscription for your favorite artist?
↳ user66: im poor
simplycutie: stay up all night with the hope see Max (prob his name won't even be mentioned)
↳ lena1633: fr
↳ stroll44: thats literally me XD
↳ josh81: wtf this nickname dude
verstappenupdates: I think this episode will be about Max.
↳ maxie33: you've already made the same comment on every single post about the previous 9 episodes, just accept it girl,it wont happen.
↳ verstappenupdates: no
↳ mustbewater : this waiting, this hope, feels familiar to me from somewhere.
↳ leclercmleux : the only difference is that her expectation is more likely to come true.
↳ mustbewater : HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!
↳ user10: I'm sorry, but I don't think that's likely. She never mentions Max.
↳ user11: They've been together for years and never talk about each other. Don't wait in vain.
elina3381: Am I the only one who finds it strange that Max isn't mentioned even for a single second in the entire documentary?
↳ samantha: This is her job, her documentary. Just because you're a fan of Max, stop acting like everything is must be about him.
↳ elina3381: It's not like I was trying to make everything about him or anything. The first five episodes were entirely about the making of the tour, the next two were about the fans, one about her family and friends, and another about the guest singers who participated in the tour, and I just noticed that she didn't say a single word about her boyfriend of six years during all of that time.
↳ user7: fr....as a Y/N fan, i would have expected Max to be mentioned, especially when he won the championship, didn't attend the celebrations, and flew non-stop for 14 hours to join the final concert of the tour. Just to see her.
↳ user8: They never talk about each other, nor do they appear in each other's documentaries. The decisions these two people make within their relationship don't concern us.
maxverstappen1: 🎬
↳ yourename.offical: 💋
↳ reputation: EXCUSE ME!!!!??!!!
↳ verstappenupdates: OMG ITS HAPPENNINGGGGGGG AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
↳ user42: let's goooo!!!!
↳ folklore:EVERYONE STAY CALM!!! TAKE YOUR SEATS!!!
↳ bananaleclerc: SOMEONE BRING ME MY ASTHMA MEDICATION !!!!!
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The End of an Era: Behind The Scenes
"Episode 10: Rising Together"
On the screen, the stage in the middle of the stadium appears.
Lights, camera, sound ready.
You and your team are ready to go on stage one last time. You walk towards the platform to go on stage.
''I've waited so long for this tour. I've been longing for and dreaming about this for years.''
The lights come on, the music begins.
"On the first day of the tour, I thought about how the next two years would go, what kind of memories I would leave behind when I went on stage for the last time, would time pass quickly, I was afraid that when I looked back, I wouldn't be able to enjoy what I had experienced because of the tension of all this time."
The platform is rising.
"That didn't happen."
You're on stage. You start singing.
"During the tour, I had the opportunity to meet new fans, they were all wonderful, I discovered new countries and cities where we spoke different languages but shared the same feelings."
Your eyes wander around the crowd.
"I'm grateful to my fellow singers who accompanied me during this period and added color to my concerts, and to my family and friends whose support I always felt."
As the first song ends, your eyes fall on someone in the crowd.
Someone quite familiar.
There he is.
He shouldn't be.
He should be in Abu Dhabi. Just 16 hours ago, he won his 5th championship. The competition you couldn't go to, but watched him practice backstage. He should be celebrating. But he's here. He should be at the celebration, but he's standing among the audience in his white t-shirt and damn jeans.
You make eye contact.
He smiles.
You can't help but giggle at the end of the song. Your laughter echoes through the stadium.
"And I am grateful to my fiancé Max, who has blessed every moment of my life with his support and love."
"We met in 2016, at a mutual friend's wedding."
📽️ "Sounds pretty romantic."
"Actually, it wasn't." You laugh.
"After all those bridesmaid duties, I went to the table with the appetizers and all I wanted was to fill my stomach. And then he suddenly appeared next to me."
The memories comes back to you. Your cheeks are full because you've stuffed the appetizer plate into your mouth all at once, and you make eye contact with Max, the half-drunk teenager.
"I needed to rest and i guess he needed a little more gin-tonic, and we started making small talk."
📽️ "Did you know each other beforehand?"
"No, I knew who he was, but I'd never watched Formula 1, so he was just one of the guests at the wedding to me. A sweet one." You smile flirtatiously.
📽️ "Should I understand from that that you hit it off immediately?"
"We could say that. Suddenly, it felt like we'd known each other for years. Even though I'm not the type to warm up to people easily, it was so easy to talk to him. I even forgot we were at a wedding. It felt like it was just the two of us there for hours."
📽️ "Did your relationship start then?"
"No." You immediately object.
"We talked about our hobbies, interests, and future career plans. He was really sweet, but he had just started his career and needed to focus on it, while I hadn't been able to achieve the success I wanted. At that moment, I was sure that a long-distance relationship wasn't a priority for either of us."
📽️ "You're talking as if you've had a conversation about this before, am I wrong?"
"You're not wrong." You involuntarily adopt a more assertive and defensive stance. This was a defense mechanism developed over the years.
"That night he told me i was the love of his life."
📽️ "That's so romantic!!"
"I was about to go crazy, he was only 19."
📽️ "So you told her she was the love of your life."
"I couldn't help myself, and I didn't want to."
📽️ "But how did you become so sure? That she was the love of your life?"
"Well..." he grins mischievously.
"I'd seen her before, in a friend's instagram post. I wasn't really a music listener, I just saw her, it seemed like a casual get-together with friends, not like a pop star, and I guess I was captivated. Because it was her. It was a really weird thing, I found myself scrolling through her posts, all night."
📽️ "Oh, you were stalking her!"
"No, actually—" he does a Maxplaining, one finger in the air. "I was respectfully adoring her, there's a difference."
📽️ "So this wedding was an opportunity for you."
"Absolutely! Trying to catch her alone was pure torture, but it went much better than I expected, more or less."
📽️ "She said she went crazy."
"Yeah, she panicked a little." You were absolutely crazy. "She said I was rushing things and was too naive."
'I'm four years older than you, oh my god Max, I'm going to jail.'
'You're too young, I feel like I'm taking advantage of you.'
'Long-distance relationships don't work, especially when both partners are famous and workaholics.'
📽️ "You must have been hurt."
"Yes and no. She was quite honest, and looking back, her concerns were realistic. I was a little disappointed at the time, but I understand her reasons."
📽️ "So you mean it wouldn't have been better if your relationship had started back then?"
"I don't think it would have been as healthy," he admits. "We were both young and made silly mistakes until we found each other again."
📽️ "You announced your relationship in 2020, haven't you seen each other since then?"
"I never lost touch with her. Social media allowed us to become familiar with each other's lives, and we would go on vacations with mutual friends from time to time, where we would have the opportunity to see each other. Even if it was only once a year."
📽️ "Were you expecting something to happen during that time?"
"Maybe." He grins. "She told me that the world is small now and that if we were the right person for each other, life would eventually bring us together, and I waited."
📽️ "Apparently, life brought you together."
"Yes." You smile wryly. "Did it cruelly, but I'm still happy with the outcome."
📽️ "Was moving to Monaco his idea?"
"No, he didn't even know I was moving. 2019...it was quite painful. The false accusations about my relationship that ended then, some slander, and those people I thought were my lifelong friends but who left without looking back at the slightest problem, all messed up my psychology. And I struggled to handle the fame that came after my last album while all this was happening. I needed a fresh start."
📽️ "Why Monaco?"
"The privacy, the lack of journalists, and since everyone living here is a well-known person, people don't pay much attention to you. All I needed was peace. I saw what happened to me as a litmus test to distinguish the people in my life who weren't good for me, so I packed my bags and left America."
📽️ "Did your relationship start after that?"
"Yes. I needed his company, so I called to ask if he knew of a good coffee shop in Monaco. He was there 15 minutes later. He didn't ask anything, he said he hadn't read anything online and that he knew he could only trust my word if he wanted to learn anything. I felt safer and more comfortable with him than I had ever felt before. I always had. And I was no longer afraid of people's pressure. That changed things between us."
📽️ "You're both quite big names and very passionate about your careers, how did you both manage to do it so successfully?"
"Open communication, just the two of you in the relationship, and a little effort, I guess that's a pretty good trio."
📽️ "Can you elaborate a bit?"
"Of course. First of all, we were both honest about our expectations and that we wouldn't give up on our careers no matter what. And we kept our relationship private from the beginning. The less noise and opinions there were, the stronger our steps were. And of course, we worked hard for each other. When I moved in with him, we needed a bigger house, so we turned the room next to his simulation room into a studio for me. That way I didn't have to fly to America every chance I got to record, and I could use that time advantage to go to races with him and support him."
📽️ "Do you think the relationship added something to your career?"
"I have three pretty sweet babies named 1989, Reputation, and Lover, and this beautiful ring." You raise your hand and laugh as you watch the woman's surprised look on her face as she sees your solitaire ring.
📽️ "Wait—1989 and getting engaged, oh my god!?"
"So the album came out in 2017. Who did you think that blue-eyed, crazy driver was?"
📽️ "Do you realize you just dropped an atomic bomb on pop culture?"
📽️ "You proposed to her."
"And she accepted." He says with great confidence.
📽️ "Congratulations, and let's hear the story."
"It wasn't anything extravagant. It was the last day of her tour, and we were in hotel room. We'd both had a tiring year, and we wanted to take a break and enjoy life. She was doing her facial in the hotel bathroom, I was playing shave, and the cats were jumping over the bathtub in the middle. It was a pretty ordinary but precious moment just for us, and it felt like the right time. I took the ring out of my pocket and knelt in front of her, and thankfully, she accepted."
📽️ "You kept the ring ready in your pocket?"
"For two years."
📽️ "Two years?"
"Around the time I was deciding on the ring, she said she wanted to go on tour. For years, she'd been handling everything in her little studio, just so she could be with me. And I would have been a terrible boyfriend if I hadn't supported her in that. At that moment, she needed her career more than ring, and I chose to wait for her."
📽️ "I think the ring is absolutely gorgeous, you've done a great job."
"Technically, she designed the ring, so all the credit goes to her."
📽️ "How is it?"
"When I decided to buy a ring, I was a complete mess. There were so many different stone shapes and apparently different sizes, and I was completely lost. And then I called her cousin, who said she could help somehow. She took her to a jewelry designer under the pretext of "designing jewelry for fun," and I arranged for the ring she had already designed to be bought and reserved for her.
📽️ "This is really unusual, wow. So what was her reaction when she saw the ring?"
"She came home very upset the day she designed it, and her cousin told me that she was in love with the ring but was sad because she had to leave it there since it sounded silly to get a solitaire ring for herself. She said that as she was leaving the store, she said, 'Who knows which lucky bitch will get that amazing thing.' But the ring was already hers. And the day I proposed, when she saw the ring, she jumped on me saying, 'Omg, im the lucky bitch!' It was a truly funny and heartwarming moment.
📽️ "That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard."
*This episode is creating a huge buzz among viewers.*
Twitter Thread: The End of an Era Final Episode: "Rising Together"
@/verstappenupdates: WHAT DID I JUST WATCH !?!?!?!?! *D-Y-I-N-G*
@/simplylovely1: THEY ARE ENGAGED OH MY GOD THEY ARE ENGAGED YES!!!!!!
@/bananaleclerc: No way Max announces his engagement in his girlfriend's documentary in a very random way, love him!
↳ @/speaknow: And he kept the ring for two years. TWO YEARS!!!
↳ @/betty: "she needed her career more than ring, and I chose to wait for her" and I was crying on the floor while biting my pillow...so cute.
↳@/ivy: "i was respectfully adoring her" MY HEARTT 🥹
↳@/liv33: Funny, I don't see anyone whining about the age difference anymore.
↳@/paperrings: they probably died on the altar waiting for the proof, oh wait, they weren't invited to the weddin—.
↳@/ttpd: OMG, we should have seen their faces!
↳@/mustbewater: I don't understand what you guys saying, but I'm so scared of you.
@/1989: I can't believe the fact that the muse of 1989 album was a teenage F1 driver nicknamed 'Mad Max'.
@/red: Are you saying Max was simultaneously terrorizing Nico Rosberg on the track and inspiring Y/N to create a pop bible??? BRO I CANT!!!
↳@/tutututu33: THIS!! AND I HAVE NO ONE TO SHARE THIS WITH.
@/lestappen: While the whole world was making fun of Harry Styles for being a bad driver, Max listening to the songs his crush wrote for him secretly like this:
↳@/lover: THIS IS SO FUNNY I CAN'TTTT!!!!!
↳@/falsegod: Everything was all a lie and they used Harry as a cover. We're so stupid!
↳@/jimmyandsassy: Max goes to ask Y/N to tell everyone that he's her muse 🚶🏼♂️🚶🏼♂️ (my man is probably tired of being in Harry's shadow for years).
↳@/larrystylinsonforever: I'm telling you, Harry used Y/N to hide his relationship with Louis. WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!!!
↳@/1Dforeverandalways: Someone bring her medicine.
↳@/lovezayn: whatever it takes to keep the fandom alive.
@/bigreputation: Everyone's been asking why they haven't talked about each other for years, and then they drop a bombshell right in our faces. Love them.
I'm trying to find these fan-fiction I read back in 2025. It of Regulus Black x reader fics where they are both cat animagus. Regulus is a black cat I think. The drabbles are fluffy and cute
: ˚⋆✮ in which: kimi and you have been best friends since all he had was a kart and a dream. you knew everything about each other, except the fact that you both were head over heels in love
: ˚⋆✮ a/n: unfortunately we need a part 2 because i hit photo limit… anyway guys kimi oscar charles podium has been my dream for so long and we finally got it hell yes.
part 2
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username she commented “my boy” lmaoo
username she deleted it so quickly im scared a divorce era is coming…
𝒮 YNOPS𝑖S,ㅤㅤwhen they got kimi's surname wrong, you saw an opportunity to poke fun at the situation.
【 𝐀𝐌𝐘’𝐒 𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐈𝐎 】 kimi antonelli 𝖝 𝒇𝒆𝒎 raikkonen!reader smau fluff ᡴꪫ cw. strangers to lovers not-proofread implicit time skip ⸻ fc: girls from pinterest
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yourusernameㅤi just found out that my dad won the chinese gp while he's retired!!!
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kimimatiasraikkonenㅤ👍ㅤ𖹭 by the author
⤷ yourusernameㅤso proud of you dad 🎉🎉
⤷ username1ㅤgirl— 😭😭
username2ㅤwait but wasn't it antonelli who won the chinese gp??????
⤷ username3ㅤyes!! but when he went up to the podium they called him kimi raikkonen
⤷ username2ㅤyou're kidding me
⤷ username3ㅤno lol even mercedes posted the video with the commentator saying the wrong name!!
username4ㅤsince when does raikkonen have a daughter?
⤷ yourusernameㅤ since i was born??? 🤨
⤷ username4ㅤOH 😶
kimi.antonelliㅤcongrats 🥳ㅤ𖹭 by the author
⤷ username5 ㅤ ARIANA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE????
username6ㅤnot kimi commenting 'congrats' 😭😭
⤷ username7 ㅤ not him embracing the joke
kimi.antonelli
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kimi.antonelliㅤon my way back home, in good company 🏆 (i had to return it to the real winner 😔)
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landoㅤ congrats dude! very deserved 👏ㅤ𖹭 by the author
mercedesamgmotorsportㅤ you deserve this kimi! 🥹
sennabrasilㅤ incrível, kimi! 👏ㅤ𖹭 by the author
⤷ username1 ㅤ ❤️🇧🇷🇮🇹
yourusernameㅤ thank you for returning my dad's trophy 😊ㅤ𖹭 by the author
⤷ kimi.antonelliㅤ at your service, miss raikkonen 🫡
⤷ username2 ㅤ why are they like this???? 😭😭
⤷ username3ㅤ this is probably going to be my favorite niche joke 🤭
yourusernameㅤ congrats on the win btw!! u deserved ㅤ𖹭 by the author
⤷ kimi.antonelliㅤ thank u bella 🤍
⤷ username4 ㅤ BELLA??????
⤷ username5ㅤ OH- kimi is shooting his shot
⤷ username6ㅤ they're so cute 💕
username7ㅤ kimi liking everyone who is congratulating him and only replying to ﹫yourusername 👀👀
⤷ username6 ㅤ AND he didn't even like mercedes' comment
⤷ username7 ㅤ my boy has his priorities straight and i respect that 🙇🏽♀️
yourusername
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yourusernameㅤfeels like a romcom from the 2000s 🇮🇹🤍
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kimimatiasraikkonenㅤ👏👏ㅤ𖹭 by the author
⤷ yourusernameㅤ🤍🤍
username1ㅤ it's so funny that raikkonen only comments with emojis
⤷ yourusername ㅤhe's just a simple man 😔
⤷ username1ㅤ OMG HI GIRL 👋🏻
bestfriendusernameㅤmy pretty girl!!
⤷ yourusernameㅤ🤭🤍
username2ㅤ she's so aesthetic 😍
username3ㅤnot kimi being the first one to like this 🤣
⤷ username4ㅤbro is desperate!!!
kimi.antonelliㅤ italy suits you well ㅤ𖹭 by the author
⤷ yourusernameㅤoh do u think?? ☺️
⤷ kimi.antonelliㅤ yes miss raikkonen 🤍
⤷ username5ㅤthis is flirting??? are they flirting???
⤷ username6ㅤoooh i see 🤭🤭 kimi is getting bold!!
username7ㅤ she's so pretty ㅤ𖹭 by the author and kimi.antonelli
⤷ username7ㅤ KIMI WHY DID U LIKED??????
kimi.antonelli
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kimi.antonelli 🇮🇹☀️🌊
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username1ㅤwait didn't ﹫yourusername post the same photo on her dump???
⤷ username2ㅤwhat photo??
⤷ username1ㅤthe one on the second slide!!
⤷ username2ㅤOMG it's literally the same photo
username3ㅤi will pretend i didn't notice 🙈
mercedesamgmotorsportㅤ🇮🇹🤍
georgerussell63ㅤlooking good, mate!ㅤ𖹭 by the author
username4ㅤgrande kimi 💪🏽
yourusernameㅤoh wowㅤ𖹭 by the author
⤷ kimi.antonelliㅤ🤍
⤷ username5ㅤ👀👀
⤷ username6ㅤi don't know if they're doing it on purpose or if they just don't care about hiding it......
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f1gossipㅤ Kimi Antonelli has interacted several times with Y/N Raikkonen (Kimi Raikkonen's daughter) since joking about commenters getting his surname wrong when he won the 2026 Chinese Grand Prix. Fans are speculating that the two may be in a relationship, as they posted the same photo on their recent posts!
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username1ㅤwhy did george and lando like a post on a gossip page?
⤷ username2ㅤ i have a feeling they know something!!!
username3ㅤi think we'll all have to pretend to be surprise when they make their relationship public 😔
username4ㅤthey kind of look good together
⤷ username5ㅤ RIGHT??? they're so cute
username6ㅤi'll never get over kimi calling her miss raikkonen 💔
username7ㅤbwoah
username8ㅤkimi and y/n being in italy and posting the same photo... it really doesn't seem like much of a coincidence to me
⤷ username9ㅤbro... it's destiny
username10ㅤ to think it all started because they got kimi's name wrong
username11ㅤ and y/n saying that being in Italy made her feel like she was in a 2000s romantic comedy.......
kimi.antonelli
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kimi.antonelli date night with ﹫yourusername 🍝🤍
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yourusernameㅤuuh i thought we had an agreement not to post that picture of me 🤨
⤷ kimi.antonelliㅤbut u look so cute 🥰
⤷ yourusernameㅤyou're lucky you're cute and that i like you 🙄
⤷ username1ㅤSHE LIKES HIM??!!?!!?
username2ㅤGUYS GUYS PRETEND TO BE SURPRISED 😱😱
⤷ username3ㅤOMG 😱😱
⤷ username4ㅤOH WOOOW I CAN'T BELIEVE IN WHAT I'M SEEING 😱😱😱😱
kimimatiasraikkonenㅤ👏👏
⤷ yourusernameㅤdad???
⤷ kimi.antonelliㅤthis means you approve of me???
⤷ kimimatiasraikkonenㅤ👍ㅤ𖹭 by the author
⤷ yourusernameㅤdad— 😭😭
maxverstappen1 congrats on your date, mate 💪ㅤ𖹭 by the author
olliebearmanㅤyou didn't even invite me to the date 😔 i thought we had something 💔💔
⤷ yourusernameㅤoh hi ollie!!!
⤷ olliebearmanㅤoh HI Y/N 👋🏻👋🏻
⤷ username5ㅤguys wtf is this 😭😭
⤷ username6ㅤbearnellikonen 💕
username7ㅤnever thought i'd be alive to see kimi antonelli dating kimi raikkonen's daughter
⤷ username8ㅤas madonna once said "life is a mystery"
⤷ username9ㅤomg madonna mentioned ‼️
username10ㅤ they look so cute togetherㅤ𖹭 by the author
yourusernameㅤbest date night!!!ㅤ𖹭 by the author
⤷ kimi.antonelliㅤonly because it was with you bella
⤷ yourusernameㅤ🤍🤍
⤷ username11ㅤomg 😭😭
⤷ username12ㅤwhe he calls her bella >>>>>
𝒂𝒎𝒚'𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒔 hii everyone! hru?? this is the first smau i have ever written, so please forgive me if there are any mistakes! i hope you enjoyed it! <3