k.

fat, black, tired. actually a bottom. 27/nyc.

[butt-berry]

Did someone undercook their Torchic

[homunculus-argument]

The funny thing about generational trauma is that it doesn't really look like trauma. It just looks like "that funny thing that everyone's mom does for no apparent reason."

[byjove]

Cats born after 2000 can’t catch mice. They only know how to lick their asses, eat Churu and lie.

[byjove]

Heavy emphasis on the lying but I think cats have done that throughout all of history.

[pinkmomo888]

[macaroni--penguin]

she would

[davyjoneslockr]

Best thing about the new pokemon game is the utterly baffling daily schedule the protagonist has. Living out of an overnight bag in a hotel like suite life of Zack and Cody. Unclear whether you pay for this hotel room or not. Also unclear how this place even stays open because explicitly no one else stays here. Run around doing bullshit for a few hours and then the purge starts. Sleep for like one hour every few days because you’re busy participating in said purge all night. Come home to 5:00 am bullshit dinner. The only other thing you eat is like five coffees a day. Most of these are in the middle of the night. Rinse and repeat. I assume real life France is like this also

[byjove]

ADHD sucks so bad. You’ll finally do that task you’ve been putting off for weeks or months and then be like “Oh my God, I’ve been laying in bed at night wracked with guilt and disgust at my inability to clean my bathroom sink and it wasn’t even difficult. I’m so stupid.”

[byjove]

Dishes will make me come to the conclusion I am worthless as a human being.

[ne-me-laissant-que-mes-regrets]

[kennico]

olivia and guinevere ✨

[azrielsshadows42]

There are two types of writers:

1. 'It's fiction, it doesn't need to make sense!'

2. 'I didn't account for the rotation of the planet and how that affects the constalations while my characters stargazed at different times of year, I have failed as a writer, and this entire thing is trash'

[hers-deactivated20210629]

Harold Perrineau as MERCUTIO in Romeo and Juliet (1996) dir. Baz Luhrmann

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[wanyaneedanemesis]

Part 2: What were you doing at the devil's sacrament

Part 1, 2, 3

[loulooser]

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

[spinostarz]

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

[loulooser]

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

[jarsjam]

THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???

[cuteness--overload]

He's using all his strength

[princess-rosiebird]

A good game of string.. I see he's played before

[bungcar]

[deareadersmanuscript-deactivate]

This is the cutest and you will not convince me otherwise.

[ruinedchildhood]

Tigers with a frozen milk brick on a hot day