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Cutie patootie Vulpes Inculta came to say "nya kawaii ave caesar" and play the lottery with you. As you can see, he's already said it.

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I can't believe this Siegfried art hasn't been posted since OCTOBER. It was drawn for Witchertober, and I have no idea how I forgot to post it on Tumblr…

Good boy reading a bestiarium. May the Eternal Fire protect him from archespores, mutants and cocks, oh, I mean, cockatrices.

[kaifarikus]

For peace of mind

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The operation is complete, you are now a pony.

Ironically, Caranthir would actually be a unicorn... And Siegfried — well, he's Siegfried in any guise🌹❄

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Why I definitely have a type, or find ten differences: Caranthir from The Witcher vs. Henry from Stranger Things

— Blonde with a gorgeous hairstyle✅ — Funny ears✅ — Travels between worlds✅ — Controls demonic dogs and other creatures✅ — Has self-importance issues✅ — Likes it cold✅ — Pretends to be a monster with a creepy voice (obviously to hide his femboy face)✅ — Grew up in a lab✅ — Has a complicated relationship with his creator✅ — Possesses special abilities even among other super-gifted individuals✅ — His younger sister, born naturally, is still stronger than him✅ — Is involved in child abduction✅ — Smashes opponents of any size and strength, and then simply loses to the main character in the end because the plot demands it✅ — Seems like an adult, but sometimes acts like a child✅ — Finds happiness in a relationship with a completely ordinary human✅ (deeply subjective, buuuut my headcanons are mine)

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Holly the Heroic for my Stranger Things Witcher!AU. Daughter of the Temerian merchant Ted Wheeler, a source, given by the Law of Surprise... To whom? And what does Vecna ​​and Brenner have to do with it?

1/3. Who do you think is next?

[henrysglock]

getting brenner+henry edits on my fyp like WAIT I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE IN MY FEELINGS ABOUT THEM

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I'll reserve my opinion on the play for now, but this edit makes me cry😭❤ Darlings

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El can't beat Henry

Will can't beat Henry

Max can't beat Henry

Calling in the big guns then.

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Okay, something weird happened today: I hate Disco Elysium, I don't like Gary's character from there, BUT today I got banned for supporting Gary's character (or rather, the artists who draw art based on him).

Go on, girls, пусть блядей корëжит.

@gary-basement @arvoquixote @a-fan-of-gary-the-cryptofascist

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Translation: Go ahead, tell me how you sent the mirror merchant to hell.

Someone gave me an idea in a role-play and I've long wanted to imagine what a fem!Caranthir would look like. The answer was: like Lara Dorren.

Actually, he hasn't changed that much-

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Well, or at least an open visor in at least a couple of scenes would have been enough. +10 to charm, -1000 to menacing appearance.

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Is this the Temeria you choose? (yes)

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Dans les grands fonds, elle m'espérait Pique la baleine, joli baleinier

𝓘𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓰𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝓭𝓮𝓹𝓽𝓱𝓼 𝓼𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓪𝓼 𝔀𝓪𝓲𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓶𝓮 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓵𝓮, 𝓳𝓸𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓪𝓷

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My favorite deer comes with my favorite lion.

It's always nice to reminisce about your previous fandoms.

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Politics is not unlike a tryst. I absolutely adore the first Witcher (and not just because of Siegfried...) And Adda is a delightful girl, even though I really, really want to cover her curves just a little bit...

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One day, Imlerith asked Weavess if she would do anything for him. Weavess said yes… And regretted it. From baby eater to babysitter? Translation: Caranthir: Auntie Weavess, why can't you sew yourself some normal clothes? Weavess: Imlerith will owe me at least two children for this little monster. Weavess: Ruin my yarn and I eat you.