Tater Tot!

Ribbons of wishes and dreams, A dark moon as a student of Sellene. Of feather flight forever it seems. With wings of ice to carry her heights unseen.

[memewhore]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

bud this isn't from 10 years ago this is from almost 20 years ago

[gluecookie]

happy 19th anniversary to freecupholder.exe

[resplendentri]

HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY TO FREECUPHOLDER.EXE

[knifepadme]

what day is it

[knifepadme]

always fucking some day or another around here

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[triviallytrue]

in retrospect it's pretty funny that the most used computer port for many years just completely sucked shit to the point of there being normie memes about it

[triviallytrue]

we as a society lived like this for years and years

[phaeton-flier]

I mean when your biggest tech issue is "takes an extra 10 seconds (at most) to plug in if you're not paying attention" that's pretty good! Imagine if you had a printer and the printer's biggest problem was that the paper took a few tries to insert into the tray. You'd want to fuck that printer.

[triviallytrue]

I'd want to fuck that printer.

[crunchbuttsteak]

[imnotrevealingmyname]

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

[kaijuno]

[tsunderebird]

[whywishesarehorses]

happy birthday to all the tbs in the southern hemisphere!

[randomencounters]

Special Event: All Horses’ Birthday (Southern Hemisphere only)

[bill-nye-official-blog]

Special Event: All Horses' Birthday (Northern Hemisphere only)

[beatlesweatles]

[thanook]

i did not notice it was orteil posting jesus christ this makes it a thosand times funnier

[carnival-phantasm]

[maximillian-meen]

Our two year-old daughter recognizes Columbo and she just saw him and yelled BUPPO 🥺🥺🥺💕

[anonprotagging]

[orpheusilver]

HOW TO HUG LONG DISTANCE

[orpheusilver]

HOW TO EMAIL HUGS

[orpheusilver]

10000 KILOMETER HUG TECHNIQUES

[orpheusilver]

HOW TO HUG LONG DISTANCE

[orpheusilver]

HOW TO EMAIL HUGS

[orpheusilver]

10000 KILOMETER HUG TECHNIQUES

[rand0m-tea-d3str0y3r]

Since today is new years Eve for most.. Allow me to make a reference.

[63million-deactivated20190415]

the group chat is so fucking funny

[geologyingeneral]

[frank-bennedetto]

Ok I looked this up and the discription is half true but not in the way you would think. The fossil is a real example of a Stupendemys geographicus, a pre historical turtle species that could grow to the size size of a small car. The man however is misidentified. "Carlos" is actually Dr. Rodolfo Sánchez, Director of the Paleontological Institute and Museum at the University of Zurich in Sweden, who was the team leader of the paleontologists that found the fossil.

[x]

[harocat]

Rodolfo for scale

[todaysbird]

The standard unit of measurement: one Dr. Rodolfo Sánchez.

[inthefallofasparrow]

Actually, 'Zelda' is the name of the princess. The guy who runs around smashing everyone's pots is just called 'Zelda's monster'.

[gayvampyr]

apartment. i’m at my apartment

[catgirl-kittywife]

Happy Halloween everynyan :3