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Me @ my google docs
Hubris check! *gets killed by greek gods*
why must a writer write, is it not enough to daydream wildly about our characters?
found out the "on all levels except physical, i am a wolf" person came out as a trans woman and she now has not just one but TWO girlfriends and a dog and they all go out into the woods just to howl sometimes. i'm happy for her and her gfs.
*TAKES OFF MY PLAGUE DOCTOR MASK TO REVEAL A SLIGHTLY SMALLER PLAGUE DOCTOR MASK*
If you liked dandelions as a kid you're gay now
if you got upset when adults told you dandelions were weeds as a kid you’re gay now
So apparently Tumblr ate my original post about this but:
A couple weeks ago I’m going to get lunch and as I open the fridge, my mother attempts to communicate to me that any chicken currently in the fridge is ok for people to eat, because the chicken that was intended for the dog to eat has been used up.
What she actually says is, “That’s human chicken.”
After taking a minute to process all horrible implications of the phrase “human chicken”, I decide to go a different route and hold the tupperware of chicken out to my sister, saying, “Behold, a man!”
This was evidently the wrong choice, as it meant I had to explain to my parents who Diogenes was, thereby cementing the incident in their minds and leading to me, just now, opening the fridge to see the following incredibly cursed image:
This is the funniest post I have ever read on Tumblr for so many…many reasons.
I love that Diogenes has become a meme.
this may be the deepest meme I’ve ever seen
I’m beautiful, sexy, and powerful because I haven’t seen that video of celebrities singing Imagine
i have never seen “…fair enough.” so eloquently stated, and he did it with only his face.
Mandy Patinkin is a goddamned genius.
I’m actually going to go and watch this. Haven’t seen this film in years! ;)
do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.
Can you imagine Pirate King Elizabeth killing people on the high seas and her final words to them are ‘Say hello to my husband’
#the pirate queen kills you and you meet davy jones and he’s eagerly like ‘did elizabeth have a message for me?!’ #you flash back to your bewildered last moment #’…she said jack is teaching your son to shoot’ #‘oh god no’ says davy jones
creepypasta nah call that fettuccine afraido
Me putting on makeup even though I haven’t left the house in weeks
She's right and I'm scared
This implies a liquid form of bread