No Context Terry Pratchett Quotes

Do you like to receive sporadic context-less quotes from the Discworld, Good Omens, Johnny Maxwell et al? Then this is your lucky day! If you correctly recall the context in the comments then you win ... well, not a prize, but definitely my delighted admiration.

[betterthanapokeintheeye]

The year 2024 will be known as the Year of the Moribund Aardvark!

The official Terry Pratchett twitter account announced itg earlier today.

Artwork thrown together by me (not my best by any stretch but i have been designing rollercoaster logos all day)

[nocontextterrypratchett]

"Mind you, the Elizabethans had so many words for the female genitals that it is quite hard to speak a sentence of modern English without inadvertently mentioning at least three of them."

[nocontextterrypratchett]

"You've got a lot of time for abstract thought when you've got your hand stuck up a dead badger."

[nocontextterrypratchett]

"He married that Palliard girl, remember? The one with the air-cooled teeth?"