Stroke my ego, turn me into God...

Nettie. 22. With the best, Never looking back.

[noogrey]

Since I’m miserable, sick, and my skin sucks, here’s a picture of my makeup from my birthday earlier this month. Used @sugarpill shadows and @nyxcosmetics liner in Vivid Halo #meeeee #sugarpill #blah

[noogrey]

Baby kid is ready. 😊😊 #tidusbaby #meeeee

[noogrey]

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Well Mischa is the cutest thing ever. Chris’s new barber. #catsofinstagram #mishmish #meeee

[noogrey]

So I did this awhile ago. It was inspired by the lovely @ivykungu. 😍💕😍💖 Don’t really remember what I used. #meeee #cutcreasemakeup

[noogrey]

Soo am I trying to do this again lol @Sugarpill Kim Chi, Poison Plum, 2AM, Velocity in the crease, Candy Crush, Frostine in the inner corner, Pumpkin Spice on the lid. @Nyxcosmetics Matte Liquid Liner Eyebrows are @coastalscents hotpots with @wetnwild eyebrow gel. #sugarpillcosmetics #sugarpill #nyx #nyxcosmetics #coastalscents #muheyes #meeee

[noogrey]

Here’s half of my face. Did my makeup today 🙂🙂 #meeee

[noogrey]

Went to Linville Caverns, it was pretty awesome and beautiful. #meeee (at Linville Caverns)

[noogrey]

The older she gets, the calmer she is. About time greybear. #catsofinstagram #meeee #oldqueen

[noogrey]

Baby booooy #babytidus #catsofinstagram #cats_of_instagram #meeee

[noogrey]

This sweet girl always wants attention, but hates it at the same time lol. #agnuuuaa

[noogrey]

Happy Fourth ✌🏾#meeee

[noogrey]

So Tidus has a new friend 😬 Aggieeee #cats_of_instagram #catsofinstagram

[noogrey]

That is a boy 💜🖤#tidusbaby #catsofinstagram #cats_of_instagram

[impastabowl]

[j0shdngr-deactivated20151111]

chill it’s cos your rare

[maplesuhtori]

the entire female population of east asia is rare?

[amoying]

homie ur about to be cooked medium rare and sacrificed

[littlechaosgremlin]

Omg

[morethanonepage]

[hillarygayle-deactivated2015021]

It got better

[michellepsychologist]

By: Sow Ay

[dailytwitterposts]

[scenicroutes]

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

[kevinprices-deactivated20130829]

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

[scenicroutes]

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

[wambamsamfam]

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

[yesbitemeharder]

I’m ready to sell it all !!! Where do I sign up ??!