I fucking love you for that

Madison. 23. I love television.

[masonsgooding]

[lipstickstainedlove-deactivated]

Ooooomg

[meowmeow-beenz-deactivated20160]

Does anyone else with anxiety get that thing where you just want everything to be quiet and when it’s not, you just get really agitated, and people’s voices just start driving you insane?

[bellahadidsnosejob]

YES IT’S CALLED SENSORY OVERLOAD

[joshsbackflip-deactivated201606]

sensory overload isn’t just from being in a loud environment, it can also come from being touched or any other senses being over-stimulated. i have it sometimes when i’m around a lot of people and if someone even just brushes against me i’ll go completely crazy, even if it’s someone i’m comfortable around because i can’t deal with someone else invading my personal space. it can even get to the point where just the feeling of your clothing against your skin will make you extremely uncomfortable. you can also get sensory overload from looking at bright lights or even smelling something strong if you’re extremely sensitive and it’s commonly associated with anxiety disorders.

[awwww-cute]

This little guy needed a break mid-walk

[opaldreamcave]

I want to punch whoever came up with the phrase “the customer is always right” because the customer is wrong, like really fucking wrong, 97% of the time.

[trashedtroubadour]

“I want the tacos with the hard shells” Me:“ ma'am we don’t serve hard shell tacos. We have a soft flour tortilla or soft corn tortilla” “Oh. Then I want the corn. Those are the hard shell ones right?” Me:“no, ma'am, we don’t serve hard shell tacos. We have flour or corn tortillas” “Flour or corn? So…which ones are the hard ones?” -.-.-.- “Hey the lettuce from the salad bar doesn’t taste right.” “Uh sir we don’t have a salad bar. That’s the decorative kale for our salsa bar. It’s not meant to be eaten” “Well if it’s not meant to be eaten why are you serving it?!” “Sir, it’s decorative. We aren’t serving it.” -.-.-.- “What’s this extra charge on my receipt? Why are you charging me extra? I demand to talk to a manager!!” “Sir that’s the tax, it’s 5% in our state.” “No you’re trying to steal from me, I’ll have you fired!” “Sir, it says right there that it’s the tax.” -.-.-.-

[a-beauty-so-frightening]

Good god the list could go on forever

[loptrcoptr]

“Why aren’t you scanning my coupon?” “Because it’s expired, Ma'am.” “Well, can’t you just run it anyway and just… Not tell anyone?” “No ma'am, the cash register knows all the coupons and it will detect that this one’s expired.” “That’s not fair! You can’t just send people coupons and not let them use them when they’re only a day late!” “Ma'am, I-” “Can’t you just run it??” “No, ma'am. I can’t. It’s imposs-” “THEN FIND ME SOMEONE WHO CAN!!”

[noonecanresistmyschweddyballs]

"This dress has a stain on it. Can you give me a discount on it?" "Sure. I can take 10% off." "How much would that make it?" "Well the dress is $30 so if i take 10% off that'll take $3 off" "No, that's not 10%. That doesnt sound right." "Ma'm I promise you that 10% of $30 is $3." "Are you sure? I dont think so"

[chronofett]

[zaynsmk-deactivated20170523]

“I weep at everything. I love things so much - I just never want to dilute that.”

[urbanclictionary]

why dont people have pizza parties anymore like hell yeah invite me over to your house to eat pizza and then i’ll leave that’s the shit i do like

[adrianivashkov]

[noonecanresistmyschweddyballs]

#cinematic masterpiece of our time

[particlemilk-unlockable-gender]

[kanjabeto-deactivated20180421]

[noonecanresistmyschweddyballs]

Chris Pratt for Prestige Hong Kong

[timeanddisregard]

How to parallel park: 1) Park somewhere else

[whitneyzombie]

seriously though

[noonecanresistmyschweddyballs]

me: everyone does not actually hate you. your anxiety is manipulating your thoughts to make you feel that way. in reality, you are a very well-liked individual with many friends who love and care for you.

also me: okay....that sounds fake but okay

[nonbinary-totty-blog]

I dare you to reblog with your bra size.

[kidpxv]

[noonecanresistmyschweddyballs]

Man I'm bad at keeping up with this

Im gonna try to get back into the swing of things. And by "things" I mean tumblr. What I'm trying to say is I'm back bitches.

[noonecanresistmyschweddyballs]

Dude I just noticed that the tumblr app icon changed and that's why I'm here. Also, it's been like a year since I've been on here. I'm truly sorry.

[newfluffytown]

[noonecanresistmyschweddyballs]

#that’s disgusting and wrong I don’t even get… why would I… it’s none of your… #you have THE NERVE the audacity #and how do I know frankly that you are not a drug dealer? #maybe you are #maybe you are trying to throw me off #HMMMM CHECK AND MATE #this is an outrage! #WHO DO I CALL?!

[lolagrenadine]