…Wait. Seriously? Bad for my health like how? Like death? I could die without eating doughnuts? You get abs from eating Del Taco? When I eat Del Taco all it does is give me the trots.
It’s like, quittin’ cigarettes cold turkey, man; it’ll like, hurt your body or somethin’. Coach’ll blow a gasket if you can’t play cos you were bein’ stingy on the junk food. I eat Del Taco like 6 times a week, at least, and I’ve got some pretty rad abs.
...maybe your stomach is broken. Naaah, just kidding. It gives everybody the trots, dude. You gotta push through it till your body is immune.


















