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…Wait. Seriously? Bad for my health like how? Like death? I could die without eating doughnuts? You get abs from eating Del Taco? When I eat Del Taco all it does is give me the trots.

[nopuckerman-blog]

It’s like, quittin’ cigarettes cold turkey, man; it’ll like, hurt your body or somethin’. Coach’ll blow a gasket if you can’t play cos you were bein’ stingy on the junk food. I eat Del Taco like 6 times a week, at least, and I’ve got some pretty rad abs.

...maybe your stomach is broken. Naaah, just kidding. It gives everybody the trots, dude. You gotta push through it till your body is immune.

[nancewheelr-arc]

… That’s by far some of the more idiotic things I’ve ever heard/read you say.  Coaches, no matter what team, cut players who don’t pass their classes.  How do you not know that?

[nopuckerman-blog]

Just cos I don’t do it, don’t mean it don’t get done.

The whole “passing” thing is pretty much the only reason I show up at all, ‘cos I read the rules, honey-- there’s like, an attendance thing too. Gotta show up a certain number’a days or you get the boot, no matter how fine your ass is on the field.

[theotherhudson-blog1]

I’ve had to give up doughnuts and a lot of other junk ever since I became QB 1. Is there a such thing as a sugar withdrawal? Because I really miss eating them. Like I can’t focus in class because I’d rather be eating junk food I miss. But I guess giving it up is all worth it, right? Since I get to be out on the field now.

[nopuckerman-blog]

Pretty sure I saw somethin’ that said givin’ up donuts was bad for your health, so like, you should definitely eat more of em. Besides, you’re gonna need the carbs if we wanna keep rock hard abs for the season. I’m already working on mine by drinkin’ milkshakes galore and Del Taco.

[hudsonpsu]

Alright, so after working on it all weekend, I’m finally confident with my essay for English class. At least I think I’m confident. Maybe I am.

I guess it could use a little more work. Guess I’m not getting much sleep before class tomorrow. Thank god it’s a Monday at least, if it was a Friday I’d really be screwed. Maybe I can sneak in a nap between classes.

[nopuckerman-blog]

The fact that you even did that garbage at all means you’re way ahead of me. Homework is for nerds and losers. I say put it down and stop wastin’ your time on school.

The nap is A-okay though, ‘cos I take like 4 a day. Don’t think I could get through a day of school (aka: hell) without taking one at least every other class.

[dallasjweston]

So my cousin is coming to stay with us next weekend, and I need suggestions of things to do around here. Any guidance? And before it’s thrown out there… no football games, please. Anything but.

[nopuckerman-blog]

First of all, Is this “cousin” of yours a dude or a chick?

Second, ruling out football is dumb because football is great. If they don’t like watchin’ dudes beat the crap out of each other and throw the pig skin around, they’re borin’ anyway.

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