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🇧🇷 she/her

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Intro post!

Used to be petathecheetah/peetaforciteh

Footyblr's dykest member (iirc)

❣️she/her and lesbian

❣️I post mostly in English, but every once in a while you might catch me posting in Portuguese (native) or German (non native)

❣️I created this tumblr about a million years ago, but recently I decided to actually use it more

❣️Messages and inboxes are always open. I'm a bit shy, and sometimes I might take some time to answer, but I love meeting new people and talking about my interests!

❣️This is mainly a footy blog, but dw I will also talk about literally everything else

- Teams (men's football):

Manchester City, Bayern München, Palmeiras, Fortaleza, Brasil Nt, England Nt, Germany Nt, many others.

I am the n⁰ 1 Real Madrid hater AND lover btw

Casual corinthians supporter (ask me if ur curious, it's a minimally interesting story)

I usually use the tag [#.football rambles] to talk about - you guessed it! - football rambles

I've been meaning to get more into Women's Football as well, and I'd love to have moots that know about it! :)

- Language learning and Linguistics!

- Once in a blue moon I vaguely allude to my writings, and I'm keeping it that way for now

❣️Other tags:

#.song recs 🎧 -> it's in the name lol

#.the boys 💙 -> Manchester City players

#.my wife <3 -> usually a he/him male 😭😭😭

#.academic rambles -> the epic highs and lows of the academic paper I'm currently writing

#.rambles -> could be anything. As you may have already noticed, I'm a bit of a yapper

❣️Idk what else to put here, so enjoy this ig

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I am so obsessed with the story of the 37 yrs old woman who pretended to be a 12 yrs old for an entire year, I literally have not stopped thinking about it. THIRTY SEVEN YEARS OLD. She looks like this btw

AND SHE TRICKED A FAMILY FOR 14 MONTHS?!?!?!?!?! HOWWDJSISKAKANK

Under the cut rapid-fire random things:

She told a shit ton of lies to a family, including but not limited to: she's autistic, she ran away from her home in Pará, her father forced her to take hormones to appear older, she suffered child abuse, she couldn't go to school bc her dad would find her, etc.

She got a 12 years old birthday party. Btw

And she got the family to put her on Mounjaro (the same as Ozempic 💀). A (allegedly) 12 years old child on weight loss pens?!!?!?!?!?!?×?×

AND and she also has done this many times in the past, in many different brazilian states: (Off the top of my head) Minas, São Paulo, Rio de Janeiro and Paraná. Her national tour slay

People are comparing this to that case in the usa were the woman also pretended to be a kid but. BUT that woman actually did look young. This woman is, with all due respect, a fooking marmanja 😭

I need to talk even more about this actually. 9 in 10 conversations I've had this week were about this fkng woman. Jfc

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Norway, if you can hear me, break H*kimi's legs today. Norway can you hear me

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Martinelli going straight for a Salah hug 😭 bbgirl said let's use this opportunity

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Endrick goal... Endrick giving us back the lead... Endrick being the solution... Endrick...

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ENDRICK

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NOOOO IT WAS ZICO WHO SCORED 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Oh Alisson is washed as hell 😑

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Brazil men and women playing at tje same time and I'm so fucking confused trying to keep up 😭

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Oh Fortaleza 💔

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Okaaaay Germany

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igual ya quedó el precedente de lo mal que organizaron la Copa América, así que no quiero que nadie venga y se queje que no les avisaron que esta gente no está capacitada como para organizar un evento de esta magnitud, cuando ni pudieron con la Copa. Cuando el césped esté hecho pija, cuando los manden a viajar de costa a costa dentro del país, lo mal que manejaron la final. Voy a estar de la mano con Bielsa diciendo al unísono: les dijimos les dijimos les dijimos

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empezando esta lista for no particular reason

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Watching the Germany usa match and I'm fully convinced that Jamal Musiala is my lady gaga

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i think the jimmy fallon stan twitter meme is less funny when you’re a tumblr user because that’s just a common archetype of person on here

like this would just be somebody’s jimmy fallon moot on here. no eyes would be batted

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I'm dying my hair black rn and I can feel this happening to me irl

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Update: the colour didn't pop off as much as I was expecting. I'm still cunty af though

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I'm dying my hair black rn and I can feel this happening to me irl

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