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20s, in my horrid horrid 20s

[soup-mother]

I asked your boyfriend what her pronouns are and she looked away nervously and shrugged and said "i don't really care. anything is fine" so I called her "she" and she blushed a bit and said "thank you" and now she looks distressed and helpless whenever you call her "he" so I'm taking her home with me :)

[sailatina3]

The symbiotes from spider man have infinite lesbian porn potential and yet fuckers only make heterosexual doggy style or gay male muscle worship at best. Zero imagination. What a disservice!

[eshasunrise]

It boggles the mind how a concept like "alien tendrils that cover your skin and give you a new identity and make you feel like you're on extacy and give you shapeshifting and superpowers and make you eant to eat people and can transfer thoughts and emotions between hosts" ends up with such basic ass porn. Like, you don't have to be creative? The hard work is already done? Just indulge in the madness!

[sheogayrath]

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[funkle420]

hey ralsei this darkworld seems kinda dangerous

[sicknastyjr]

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head

[sicknastyjr]

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head

[sicknastyjr]

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head

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[draconym]

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

[draconym]

[insomniac-arrest]

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

[insomniac-arrest]

Our age of plastics is collapsing

[insomniac-arrest]

Our age of information is collapsing! *remembers generative AI, nods to self* our age of information is collapsing.

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

it's kinda scary how you can just be tired all the time forever

[anthology-of-the-saeb]

Go, my marcie bb slop!!!!

[kosmogrl]

[aplpaca]

Stupid thing restaurant workers do (that people with allergies and other sensitivities def get as well) is when I ask if they have a list of gluten free menu items they look at me and go "Well, you know what you cant have"

Like bitch what I know is I can't have gluten. I know I can't have your fucking bread. What I don't know is which stuff you've put the Invisible Gluten in (soups, gravy, mashed potatoes, dressings, sauces, spice combos, what stuff has breadcrumbs you didnt disclose on the menu, did you add a bit of flour to make things crispier even if it doesn't look like it? Etc) or which stuff doesn't have gluten on its own but is fried in the same oil or cooked on the same unwashed pan as your Gluten Stuff and therefore actually does in fact have gluten. So maybe you could stop being dismissive and presumptive and instead try to be helpful for once in your life.

[thatdamnokie]

[toushindai]

they don't tell you this but when an event is advertised as "for all ages" they mean kids. they mean kids. if you, a grown-up, show up expecting to do the arts'n'crafts, you're the weirdo. even though they said "all ages."

[m3nt4llyr4v3d]

Yknow that people against transfem ralsei don’t actually care about “feminine men” representation because we literally got Blue in this chapter but because he’s black no one gives a shit like oh! Oh!!!