Ms. Pauling @notevenclosetoamandateddayoff - Tumblr Blog

Hello there, I'm Ms. Pauling and I work for Mann Co. Apparently, this is supposed to help with easier communication.

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I'll be using #Paulings inquiries for asks and #Paulings retrievals for submissions! Please no explicitly explicit NSFW!

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running-in-blind

Hmmm, a BLU Scout well that’s new, I’ve never seen one of you up close before, what are you doing around here?

— @notevenclosetoamandateddayoff

Scott paused as he looked at the honestly exhausted assistant. He seemed surprised he was being talked to.

"Huh? Waddaya mean? Are BLU Scouts dat friggin rare?! Oh crap am I an endangered species?!?!" He looked genuinely distressed over this fact as he shifted his weight on his robotic feet. What an idiot.

Upon closer inspection, he bared a striking and uncanny resemblance to a certain asshole RED Scout that had many a complaint against him, brothers... twins even.

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The tired woman circles the somewhat distressed cyborg? of a man, before getting in his face, after pushing up her glasses

"It's not that your an 'Endangered Species', because that's impossible, your a human, if humans were an endangered species we'd know by now, because there are billions of people in this world" she takes a step back, putting her hands on her hips,

"It's just that—" she pauses for a moment, collecting her thoughts "I've never seen a member of BLU up close and personal before, I usually watch through the screens, or work closely with the RED team, but, never a BLU before." Her gaze moves over him, as she circles him once more, treating him more like a specimen rather than a person, before she stops, and offers him a hand "You may call me Ms. Pauling, and you are?"

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What is your actual job title anyway? Assistant?

First of all, I'm not an assistant, I'm a second in command to The Administrator, and I'm also a mediator between the teams, although I mostly work with RED.

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You have to pick one team, red or blu?

If you want my honest opinion, out of the two I'd probably pick Red. Despite the fact it's my job to essentially meditate, and that I'm not supposed to pick sides, I work with those red idiots all the time, and I'm rather fond of them. Why do you ask?

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mmphmmphmrf

Pyro, do you mind telling me why the toaster was on fire when I went into the kitchen to go and see where the others were?

— @notevenclosetoamandateddayoff

Uhhh 😬 hrrr wmm ⚾️!!

🙏🙏🔥🔥

notevenclosetoamandateddayoff

No, I don't care that the toaster is flammable! We can't afford a new one, that new toaster is coming out of your paycheck! And what do you mean Scout was involved with this?! What did he do??

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Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment?

Thank you for your co-operation.

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Oh, hello there. I've been expecting an inquiry from you. I would rate my current employment as a 4.5/10, it's not the best, I only have off one day a year, and I just barely get paid more than the mercenaries do, which, considering what I'm doing constantly, isn't a lot, but, the team I look after aren't the best, but they mean well, and I quite like them. So it could always be worse.

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