Gumshoe, not gymshoe!

Independent semi-selective roleplay blog for Dick Gumshoe from the Ace Attorney series. 18+ only, please read rules (A button). var sc_project=11379215; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="dab870f8"; var scJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://secure." : "http://www."); document.write("");

[notgymshoe-blog]

Damien: Today at the bake sale, it's pasty week!

Joseph: No Damien, it's pastry week

Damien: Oh... I was looking forward to pasty week, being a Goth and all.

[honkxhonk]

Hi. I’m a Brazilian artist and one of the things I do is Wedding Cake Toppers in Funko POP style.

In November I’m going to visit my boyfriend in England, so if you live in the UK or in a nearby country, here’s your chance to buy an exclusive sculpture of the character of your choice. It can be you, your OC, your friend… everything is valid.

They have the exact same size as a Funko POP figure so you can display it in your collection. 

The price for each is 20 pounds plus shipping. The payment will be via paypal and the time for the manufacture of each doll is 15 working days. 

Please let me know if you are interested in ordering one because I intend to start making them here in Brazil before traveling. =)

[notgymshoe-blog]

// Can anyone tell me what the pokemon roleplay scene is like?

I kind of want to make an OC based on the fangame Pokemon Uranium

[fidcliitas-a-deactivated2019012]

“The witness’ statement contradicts this piece of evidence, Your Honor!”

Indie, selective & private Ace Attorney Multimuse.

Crossover/Multiship friendly.

Please read the rules before interacting!

Penned by Athena!

Promo made by me on canva.

Law | Muses | Verses

[notgymshoe-blog]

@daddycryptid asdffhjkk oh my goodness shush don't shush

Thank you so much 

[truethievery]

7 MINUTES IN HEAVEN MEME

My muse and your muse have been chosen to be locked in a closet for 7 minutes in heaven. Send “SEVEN MINUTES” for my muse to generate a number 1-25 of what happens between our muses

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[notgymshoe-blog]

Sneak peek of my beard for my Brian Harding cosplay from DDADDS

[roleplayaskmemes]

Send me a ★and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours.

SEXUAL TENSION VERSION (can be nsfw, better used with ships)

1-20

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[notgymshoe-blog]

[[MY REACTION SEEING SOMEONE FOLLOWING ME WHO RPS MY AA HUSBANDO: [HEAVY BREATHING]]

“Aw jeez pal, you pick me? Over my boss? Well aren't you a ray of sunshine!”

[beachingstpeter-blog]

[ text ] or I could just come over and suck your dick

Joseph’s face flushed at the text. This was from an unknown number, and while completely unexpected he couldn’t deny that he was tempted to go along with whoever this was.

The part of him trying to be a good man won out though…for now.

[txt] I’m sorry but I think you have the wrong number, who is this?

[notgymshoe-blog]

Dick was sure he had typed in the number correctly. His eyebrows furrowed as he looked at the response - his boss was never so nice to him

[text]: Sir, it’s me, Dick. [text]: Dick Gumshoe

[trickyhearts]

pre-established relationship hearts!

❤️send to have a romantic ship with my muse 🖤send to have a toxic ship with my muse 💛send to have a platonic ship with my muse 💚send to have a friends with benefits ship with my muse 💙send to have a partnership with my muse 💜send to have a love/hate relationship with my muse 💖send to have a past romance with my muse 💔send for a slow burn romance with my muse 💕send to have a family type relationship with my muse

[bunniesmemes-deactivated2020063]

NSFW TEXTS

[ text ] I got some new dresses I want you to fuck me in [ text ] I’ll fuck you as hard as you want baby girl [ text ] moan it in my mouth while I finger you. tell me who you belong to [ text ] my favorite thing to look at is you going down on me [ text ] I think of some really naughty shit when I think of you [ text ] if you’re gonna be a brat I’m going to have to spank you when you get home [ text ] that cute little giggle of yours is going to get you fucked so hard [ text ] treat you like a princess. fuck you like a whore. I think I got it [ text ] I’ll buy you pretty clothes as long as I’m the one who gets to take them off [ text ] or I could just come over and suck your dick [ text ] I want to see how hard you can get for me [ text ] can you finger me under the table at dinner tonight? [ text ] I can be your naughty baby girl [ text ] this dress is so short. can’t wait to bend over in it for you [ text ] I want cuddles but I also want you to call me a good little slut

[mewchonne]

⛴ shiptrash ⛴

send me a ⛴ for a shippy starter based on a randomized number (1-10) from the following list. (some could become NSFW, please specify if you only want SFW.)

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[muddyguts]

commission for a mr. & mrs. smith style franny and maya!

[alinamaximoffrogers-archive-blog]

Send a 👫and I’ll write four headcanons I have about our muse’s relationship

[notgymshoe-blog]

“I actually really like pineapple on pizza, pal.”

[notgymshoe-blog]

Dip in activity

Sorry, I've not been that active recently and I want to offer some explanation. 

My dad and brother have gone on holiday, so I'm the only one at home at the moment.

Genuinely not having them around us exhausting. 

I usually don't do all that much housework because I work 9-5 while Dad only does seasonal work from home, so he does most of it. 

So instead of waking up at 7:30 and being home by 5:30 I'm now up at 6 and home by 6:45

Plus I'm having to cook, tidy, do the washing up, grocery shopping, feeding the cats, putting the trash out etc and it's so tiring. My feet are killing me.

By the time I'm done with everything it's about time to go to bed too

Also I really miss them