『No one is here』

[daminwayne]

I have two moods:

constant panic and worrying about every little detail

yolo

[kibibarel]

we were playing a “guess the silhouette” game in one of my classes but the students all collectively forgot the English word for “train” somehow so they just started shouting with increasing desperation “IT’S THOMAS”

[y2k-gay]

i’m calling bs bc the natural thing to say after thomas in reference to that title is “thomas the train” it’s literally part of the title. where is that post busters meme

[smallllsnaomi-deactivated201712]

actually it’s “thomas the tank engine”. where is that post buster busters meme

[kibibarel]

both of you are wrong because i work in Japan and in Japan everyone just calls the character Thomas……………..it’s generally not necessary to specify “the Tank Engine.” and even if you did specify what Thomas you were referring to, it would be きかんしゃトーマス (Kikansha Thomas), “kikansha” meaning “locomotive”

please stop making fun of my students for not being up to date on their Thomas the Tank Engine lore. they were trying their best

[romanimp]

fencing coach: how are your legs feeling after that workout?

me: sore

fencing coach: [[suddenly in a Russian accent]] Good. Make your thighs big as mother Russia. You know what they say about women with big thighs, yes?

me: [[also in a Russian accent]] Can crush head between legs like watermelon.

fencing coach:

fencing coach: [[still in a Russian accent]] You and I…we have very different fantasies

[reddit-tales]

What started off as a small lie, but snowballed into “this is my life now”?

My freshman year of college I was walking around campus when a very friendly looking girl waved at me. I’m awkward, so of course I waved back. The next week, the same thing.

This began the weirdest saga of my life.

For the next two years, we greeted each other as old friends every time we came across the other. She knew my name (somehow?), I never could figure hers out and it was WAY too late to ask. I just pretended I knew who she was and why she knew me.

Finally, I joined the honors program and entered my classes for my thesis. Who should be in this class but mystery girl! I was horrified. I wouldn’t be able to pass it off anymore.

First day of class we are all sitting there chatting and she greets me by name, again. I had finally learned her name from attendance, thank God. Someone asks, finally, “oh, so do you two know each other? Where’d you meet?”

Silence.

I stare at her. She stares at me. Finally she breaks down wailing. “I don’t know! I don’t know, okay, we’ve just been waving at each other for two years and it was too late to ask!”

Shes standing in my wedding next spring as one of my bridesmaids and very best friends.

[eori-namo]

YUE

[control-issues-deactivated20211]

vampireapologist:

@ adults who grew up in the age of “don’t even give out your first name online” what was ur fake name growing up online

I went by Snowfall on neopets for six years.

[buni-nie]

That’s not what you thought it was, Sev. 😂

[eori-namo]

I fianlly got the postcards….!!!! waiting for me a little more 🙌💕💕

[eori-namo]

[sosyebae-deactivated20180218]

What you got made fun of in school for?

[slaughterjew]

i went into american public school for 6th grade and i pierced someone’s scrotum with a fencing foil that was missing the little rubber safety tip on the end by accident in gym and it was middle school so i was promptly nicknamed “The Nut Slayer” and i cried until my parents let me move back to europe and live with my grandparents 

[genghis-khanye]

nutslayer is a powerful title

[jazzsucks-deactivated20171223]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Mr. Lovenstein

[bogleech]

I’ve repeatedly seen British people make fun of American food for apparently always being either “too sweet or too salty” but our cuisine is still pretty mild compared to a lot of other countries, and having repeatedly tried British food, I’m pretty sure the term you’re looking for is “having any flavor at all.”

[durpacerangerrogjro]

Britain invaded over half the world for spices and then decided they didn’t like any of them

[aresmarked]

you’re half-joking but that is legitimately what happened

[biscuitpotato]

getting trained at a new job

vs

having worked there for years

[yaoi-blcd]

Update from Tan Jiu, translated by Yaoi-BLCD.yaoi-blcd general chatroom / Their Story fan chatroom.Their Story Character Guide

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[evermore-fashion]

Tony Ward Spring 2018 Ready-to-Wear Collection

[tenshieffect]

Otome Sales

US PSN Collar X Malice – PS+ $23.99 (Regular $27.99)

Amazon Collar X Malice - $29.99

Bundle Stars Hakuoki: Kyoto Winds - $11.99

[lilmoth95]

““Die mad about it” is my favorite shade ever. Now stop making women justify wanting birth control coverage because of all the other health care benefits the Pill has.”

[rouge-heichou]

But what if I legit take it in order to get my period? Cuz I didn’t have sex in years but I was still on BC because I felt like I MUST have my period. lol.