What are your Hutch headcanons?
ok in my head he’s from the south. im from georgia and i say so.
he had a long time girlfriend in high school and college and everyone was convinced they would get married, but they broke up on good terms when he joined the marines. her name was aaliyah and she was a cheerleader in high school. they were both super popular but they were popular because they were actually just super nice and fun.
he likes stardew valley. he’s a gamer, sure, but stardew is his guilty pleasure. he romances shane to fix him. he is a straight man.
he’s TOUCHY. not in a creepy way, but in the sense that he’s just a jolly dude and if he’s excited he’ll give someone a big ol bear hug. he’s a great hugger too.
he’s like the most extraverted person ever. he even manages to get könig talking.
he and fender are two peas in a pod. big, burly intimidating guys who are actually just boisterous and goofy. they’re gym buddies.
he’s a ladies man. a lot of times people will talk about characters and be like “hes the most respectful man alive” but theyre military guys, they’re gonna be a little sleazy. even soap has whistled at a girl once or twice. but hutch?? NEVER. never in his life. women love him and he loves women but he is a consent KING. aka the bare minimum but whatever.
he has undiagnosed adhd which will never be diagnosed but he does unironically have a fidget cube
random hc but he hates sandals. like with a passion. if someone has their nasty ass toes out he’s stepping on them.
he’s a big foodie. i worry this one sounds stereotypical but he’s a big guy ok 😔 he’s tall and thick and he EATS ok?? he loves big sub sandwiches idk he just seems like a big sandwich guy.
he’s a cat man ‼️‼️‼️ his voice is deep but the moment he’s faced with a cat it pitches up like 20 octaves and he’s basically squealing. he likes dogs too but something about cats just always get him.
hes an anime guy 😔 idk anything about anime but he just seems like he would like anime
he snores so loud when he sleeps. anyone who sleeps next to him on missions will have the urge to smother him at least once. it’s awful.