Nym Does Sex

The best things in life are free...but you can keep them for the birds and the bees - I want your money ~asexual sex worker~ fssw, sugar baby, total noob send me a message!

[lemonsbot]

I need that reddit post where it's like "what's the weirdest thing that happened to you as a sex worker?" And the girl is like "I had one guy who took me to a motel and we didn't have sex but he told me to watch him run around the room" and then someone asks "was he fast?" And she's like "scary fast haha"

[nymdoessex]

lskdjf ok so i haven't posted to this tumblr in 100000 years but i saw this and had FLASHBACKS to the guy with all the watches and leather gloves and the fuckign pAPER FACE MASK OF HIS GIRLFRIEND AND MAKESHIFT TSHIRT HIJAB.

It was an experience, let me tell you

[soft-sugar-buns-blog]

I’m half a sex addict with daddy issues so being a sugar baby is kind of my calling

[secretsblife-blog]

One more time for the people in the back.

[faxyourself]

This is an ugly, scathing read. No lies to be found

[iwannabeadored]

sex work is just a long conversation where you’re thinking I can’t believe I have to be nice to this fucking weirdo and pretend this is a pleasant interaction for the both of us cause I gotta eat

[bexyfights]

a long, sweaty conversation filled with lies to make the other person feel like their special

[iwannabeadored]

AIN’T THAT THE TRUTH

[cashmerewifey]

Got drunk with ‘luxury courtesans’ last night, (booze and loose lips….) and this is what I learned:

-Dont believe all the stuff you see, the 1k girls on twitter who thanks ‘Mr.X’ for dinner and new manolos are picking up their own checks and sponsoring themselves.

-Multiple personas is a real thing…. 1k+/hr girls at 300/hr, and it’s the 300/hr that’s paying the rent and saks bill…..

-Escorting used to be a lot easier (the glory days)— a time where dinner dates were the norm, 1 or 2 hr bookings wasn’t a thing. Now you really have to work for the dinners, trips, etc, you mold these dudes into giving you what you want… paid trips to Paris aren’t going to just fly into your hands, no matter how pretty your pictures are.

-At first I thought 10k a month was the ultimate money goal, then 20k, then 30-40k. But there are chicks out there doing 100k per fucking month. High end and steady volume is a thing. Just have to build your base. It takes time

-Don’t get caught up in this life… at the end of the day it’s a fake persona that has minimal long term value. Don’t let it pollute your day to day. Don’t get into shit, don’t get thrown into any hooker dramas. Before you speak, just think: will this bitchy comment make me any money? Bottom line, we’re doing this for $$$$ and leveling ourselves up in real life. Focus on that.

[bbwclementine]

source: robot-hugs

has anyone posted this yet? I love it! 

[black-creole-queen-deactivated2]

I learned a lot from this.

[the-goddamazon-deactivingsoon-d]

Y’all. READ THE WHOLE THING. START TO FUCKING FINISH.

It doesn’t go into detail about how Black sex workers are usually at higher risk for violence done against them, but the gist of the comic is very, very informative about sex work and HOW it works.

[hashtag-stripper-problems]

But that’s the problem 😂😂

[thehappyhooker-deactivated20190]

I will never understand why men complain about paying sex workers. “I can get pussy for free” they say….then? Go? Do? It???? I am not stoping you! Go!

It’s like going to McDonald’s and saying “I can make burgers at home” nobody cares sir

[oppai-obsessed-deactivated20181]

Good comparison because the quality must suck

[thehappyhooker-deactivated20190]

Nobody cares sir

[petrichorals]

1) Uniform dressing: You can buy nondescript LBDs, cream-colored knits and dark wash jeans from anywhere. Having a handful of classic pieces in your closet allows for an array of looks that scream money. 2) Polished looks pricey: Messy will never equal “wealthy” at first glance, so keep things sophisticated with clean lines, polished accessories and neat hair and makeup. 3) The basics: If nothing else, invest in your shoes and bag. If you can’t afford to, carry a minimalist leather tote and wear simple ballet flats or loafers. 4) Keep it real: Do not wear fake leather. Ever. You’re fooling no one. 5) Logo is a no-go: Avoid putting brands on display. A purse covered in logos is nothing you want to be seen carrying. 6) Sweater weather: Drape your cardigan over your shoulders like our favorite ‘80s prepsters. 7) Tip-top shape: If you’re going to wear something, make sure it’s still in good condition. Nicks and scratches on shoes, bags, or anything else you’re wearing are a no-no. 8) When it comes to sunglasses, listen to Jackie O: Wear tortoiseshell eyewear à la Jackie Kennedy. 9) Simply cinched: Cinching an oversized coat or classic button-down adds instant polish to any outfit. 10) Nail it: Keep eccentric nails to a minimum—just say no to neon polish and anything acrylic. 11) Dark denim: The darker the wash, the more sleek your denim looks. 12) Like a lady: Ladylike dresses that make you look like you just stepped out of a Kennedy family portrait give off an old money, new clothes feel. 13) Your scent can be just as wealthy as your look. 14) Draped in jewels: Don’t be afraid to put your jewelry front and center. From simple diamond studs to that borderline-gaudy statement necklace, this kind of jewelry ups the ante. 15) The “I have money” combo: Own a navy blazer. Own a turtleneck. Wear them together. 16) Status staples: Embrace conservative status symbols like Belgian Shoes and Gucci loafers. 17) If you don’t know, now you know: Two words: Camel. Coat. 18) Make sure it fits: Clothing is instantly downgraded when it doesn’t fit correctly. Stay away from items that swallow you whole or cut off circulation/create imprints in your skin. 19) It’s okay to be square: Gentlemen, always wear a pocket square. It’s a simple way to completely change the look of an ensemble. 20) Wear your pearls, girls: When in doubt, a classic strand of pearls adds elegance (and dollar signs) to your style. 21) Head to toe: Monochrome (read: all black everything) is the perfect way to give off that “everything I’m wearing is chic and cost a fortune” vibe. 22) Timing is everything: A nice watch is the ultimate power-play accessory, even if it can’t be a Rolex or Cartier Tank. 23) Into the wild: Tread carefully when it comes to animal print. There’s a fine line between a leopard-print heel and a zebra-print jumpsuit. 24) Hair apparent: Make sure your hair is clean and well-cut, and if you have the time, get a blow out.

How To Dress Like You’re A Millionaire (via petrichorals)

[nymdoessex]

What setting boundaries in sex work feels like:

Me: For the next four months, I am only available in the evenings and early mornings.

Client: Great! Can you meet me at one pm next Wednesday?

Me: what did I just say?

Client: but it's an a EMERGENCY!

Client: A BONEREMERGENCY!

Client: I MIGHT BONERDIE!

[anarchapella]

I don’t understand how so many white collar office dudes can’t fucking wrap their heads around the concept of an appointment and showing up to things or texting when you can’t

[nymdoessex]

seriously, this. It's the same in my day job - I mainly work with teenagers but there's the occasional alleged adult, and the ones who are 1) always late and 2) never inform you first or apologise are the 20s/30s/40s guys...

[nymdoessex]

Guy on SA: hey I'm really interested in meeting you. Please check out my profile and tell me what you think, feel free to ask me any questions :)

Me: hey :) okay sure, I'm looking for something monthly, what's your budget for that?

Guy on SA: I don't feel comfortable answering that

[misscherrylikesthediscourse]

stanleyivy started following you

Wow, being a tumblr dom with a suit avatar and no boundaries is bad, but Stanley? That’s the name you’re gonna go with? Come on. 

Also def block him cause he puts embarassing captions on everything. EVERYTHING. 

[illkim]

*throws $20 bill at stripper* hey can I have the change

[rosietheamazon]

Nope

[gothicstripper]

Can’t tell if joke or true stripper story

[youknowwobbles]

[hostileharpy-blog]

Do any sex workers esp fssws or in person sex workers wanna be my fitness buddy or something? Like is anyone else about to embark on this awful journey of trying to lose weight to make themselves more profitable at work???

I fucking hate exercise and I’m a fat sex worker and while I had got to the point of loving my body pre sex work I am now dealing with the terribleness of the industry constantly and it gets to you. Plus I really want to increase my earning potential while I am still young and before the industry tanks any more.

[nymdoessex]

Really tempted by this - I'm not curvy enough to market myself as a fat sex worker, I'm just an out of shape "standard" fssw. I have zero self-discipline though so I might not be the best choice!

[sharkamongfish-blog]

I don’t take shit from men.. but I do take money.

[cinensis-deactivated20171126]

Sassy Ace!Reigen is my air and blood 

aka : I asked @paperficwriter for good Ace puns and I was so far from disappointed. Pun master right there.

( I also need to make these shirts somehow…)