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@nymphandhobbit

not to mention tomfoolery and smartassery. we are ned and bert and this is where we post pretty things, fangirl things, but mostly a lot of nerdiness. we've also been known to sabotage each other with pictures of attractive men. but that's okay, we're all mad here. dftba. I ♥ THE IMPALA { HOME SWEET HOME } PIGFARTS { Team StarKid } SHERLOCK'S SCARF { wear }

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ARIES: find a patch of sweet smelling grass to lay down in. breathe. you are what you love not who loves you. TAURUS: eat ice cream and make bad puns. try to taste the clouds, you can do everything if you just put some effort into it. GEMINI: create and don’t be afraid. you are a technological virtuoso. make yourself laugh more. CANCER: there is comfort at the bottom of the swimming pool. swim away from everything that makes you feel like you are drowning. LEO: take care of yourself. eat fruits and sleep with stuffed animals. dream of flying, because you’re almost there. VIRGO: wear flowers in your hair and let strangers compliment you. you are beautiful. do what makes you feel alive. LIBRA: stay hydrated and buy things that lighten the burden on your shoulders. expel the feeling of anger from your system. SCORPIO: kiss yourself cause you’re so pretty. go to a party and try not to get drunk. give the world a chance. SAGITTARIUS: look at the ink stains on your hands and know that you have worked yourself to where you are now. be proud. fall asleep to new music. everything is only going to get better from here. CAPRICORN: stay as bright as you are. you are a comet child. let your heart sing your favorite song, don’t be afraid of singing the words wrong. AQUARIUS: write out every bad thing of everyday. it won’t change anything but find solace in crumpled up paper and coffee stains. you must learn to move on. but it will be for the better. remember that. PISCES: count the candles on your birthday cake and know you are brighter and more brilliant than every single one of them. surround yourself with warm coffee and soft voices saying “i love you.” hold on to my hand, you are not lost.

MARCH ADVICE FOR THE SIGNS // (x.v)

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How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

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by walking

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WIZARDING SCHOOLS AROUND THE WORLD: THE CARIBBEAN

The magic folk of the Caribbean are nothing if not ambitious. Raising an unplottable island out of the ocean, they retreated to their paradisiacal land whereupon they built a school of magic to pass on their knowledge. Over time, the island grew crowded, and the magical community moved away, but the school remained in operation. Surrounded by a vast blue stretch of water, students must travel via large sentient sailing ships that have been magicked to operate independently (an extremely useful enchantment during the era of piracy as the ships knew to avoid danger). In the waters surrounding the school swims an unnaturally large barracuda with magical scales that can be used as wand cores, but only when it is given willingly. There are many classes dedicated to spice magic, and foreign visitors often say the school carries a distinct aroma akin to a legion of chefs who never stop cooking. Cinnamon for friendship, ginger root for courage and strength, red chillies can fight evil or cause destruction… it becomes the unofficial anthem of the students over time because the chant aids greatly during the multitude of spice-reading exams conducted throughout the school year.