Thoughts on the year 2024
1) situationships are harder to get over than real relationships.
2) just because you like them, doesn't mean they're right for you.
3) never ignore the gut feeling telling you there is something wrong. there really is, you just don't understand it yet.
4) the ones with the sidecut and wavy/curly hair are the most likely to break your heart.
5) do not waste any more time writing long paragraphs to mediocre men. they won't understand you anyway.
6) an ajar door is worse than a closed one.
7) do not take another plane only to realise they're wrong for you.
8) he's not your boyfriend, so stop playing house and kitchen with him.
9) if they give you the ick, you probably don't like them enough.
10) it's not that you don't want to have a relationship right now, you just don't want it with them.
11) be the bigger person and communicate when you don't want to see them anymore.
12) sometimes soft blocking is the best way out.
13) remember that: Lucy Gray caught him in one lie and dipped. we should learn from her.
14) do not cry at work again in front of your colleagues. they were terrified to see you like that.
15) don't believe them when they tell you they want to put a ring on your finger. you don't even want that.
16) if they have a problem with the music you like to listen to, they're not worth the trouble.
17) do not put yourself again on setting two dates at the same time and day. you'll have to bail on one of them and that's not a nice thing.
18) if you write a list of things you don't like about them, it'll be easier to let go of them.
19) write more poetry about how you perceived them. it'll be good for your heart.
20) do not buy them another mug. seriously. stop with the mugs.