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Finally some relevant advertising

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My back hurts I need doggy to fix it

[noturdadcrush]

Fuck you so hard I fix your posture

[grlstlker]

i need to be the only one you look at

[pmamtraveller]

“La Glorification de la Musique” by Jean-Joseph Benjamin-Constant, 1899

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When Lauryn Hill sings Zionnnnn in To Zion that’s exactly how I feel about Zion Suzuki

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Did you know that if you’re out with your friend and you’re different heights then every male twosome will self-assign to their more height-aligned partner when approaching you

[obsequist]

I never posted from my trip !!! So I will now

1. Self-explanatory

2. Sabrina with the Playboy bunny autograph at the steakhouse

3. My favorite pair of cowboy boots

4. Worshipping the ball!! We were crossfaded at that point lol

5. Celebrating our Longhorn stamps at the rodeo after two British 70 year olds tried to pick us up (and got close to succeeding, I dare say!)

6. High and drunk at the stockyards in our tiny outfits god bless

7. Me in my hat!!!!

8. Bunners v CornDog

9. ZION!!!! 🙏🏽

10. Old Japanese men trying not to pass away in our presence and my cleavage out before fucking BILL and his goon squad rolled up to ask me whose prostitute I was

[obsequist]

On top of everything that my body has been doing this week, it is 90 degrees outside and my car ac is broken, AND the power in my house just shut off and won’t be back till 10 🤠

[obsequist]

Unfortunately I have dacryphilia so I get involuntarily hard when I see pretty girl tears. Although it’s certainly complimentary when a girl likes a little beating.

I was scream crying in the bathroom at my job today and at one point I looked in the mirror and for a second I was like🫦🫦 I’m beautiful ? Why am I crying

[hex-yearning]

Your first thought should be wanting to take care of her, not fuck her. You Idiot

[obsequist]

You’re very beautiful. I’d love to see you cry.

I’ve been told my entire life that I am most beautiful when crying 😭 my ex-boyfriend used to get extremely hard when we fought and I cried

[obsequist]

Is this why you like gay porn

🥴🥰🫦🙂‍↕️

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I take it you're enjoying watching france getting battered right now

I’m highly entertained, I’m not anti-France but I love watching men destroy other men

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Mike’s getting fiiiiired

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WOW

[obsequist]

Feel hella bad for all the tradwives I am following on Instagram for sewing content with my 10,000 horny followers