What do?
Well, it's all rather simple.
First, if you're below 18, get outta' here. You can't and shouldn't be smashing anything you see on this blog, you should be doing your homework.
Otherwise, send in up to four pictures, via either the ask box or the submission box—no difference to me—of your character. Don't use DMs though, or I'll crush your bones.
Name your character, tell us what property they come from, their gender identity, and give us a description of your character, their backstory, their personality, and any details you feel may be to the audience's interest.
To lay down some ground rules:
Both entirely original characters and fan-characters are encouraged to apply. Anonymous submissions are permitted; you can't send images anonymously, but you can just say you wish to be anonymous and I'll not tag you in the post. Upon your first submission, please specify if you'd like to be assigned a sequential tag such as anonyous1 (so that people can see all of the OCs that belong to you, even as you remain anonymous), or if you'd like each post to remain individual and generic.
You can send in multiple submissions of your OCs, but if you send more than 2, I will probably spread them out between future submissions instead of putting them directly into the queue.
In general, the blog's tone can be somewhat horny, but please don't push it. You can only use SFW images, but reasonably suggestive images are fine and a tasteful amount of discussion on NSFW topics in your character's description is acceptable.
In the interest of maximum variability, I won't be accepting OCs made with Picrew and similar tools. However, pictures made using resources such as Heroforge or video game character creators with more extensive options will be accepted. If you're not sure, just send in an ask! Oh, and obviously, no A.I. garbage.
In terms of interacting with the posts, just be cool. Don't be too creepy, weird or rude. You can be openly horny for a character without making it creepy, and if you don't like a character's design or art, you don't need to say anything.
Finally, ideally, vote on the basis of your interest in the character themselves, rather than externalities such as the property they come from or the quality of their art. That's the spirit of the exercise!
Here is an example submission, so that you can get a basic idea of what to send in:
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JOHN SMITH
Imagine there's a poll right here with the options 'SMASH' or 'PASS'.
John Smith is a character from my original setting, called Earth. He hails from a distant federation of smaller states known as the United States of America, and specifically from the state of Illinois. There, he works hard in his honorable profession as a sort of 'common mage', called into homes to inspect and repair the arcane bindings that channel magic into technology such as 'light bulbs' and 'ovens'.
He is 49 years old, lives modestly with his wife and son in a two-bedroom home in a small town, and regularly enjoys barbecuing, going to the beach, and watching contemporary sports such as "Foot Ball". Some call him short tempered, but really he's just a little loud and excitable. He is happy with the relatively humble life he has settled into, and wonders what more one could want.
Submitted by anonymous.
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Hopefully the basic idea is clear! Get to sending me those little guys... NOW!