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*!TMI TUESDAY!* :33 < do you maspurrbate?
of course
evven i wwant a piece of me
==> emerge from seclusion
Eridan smirks. “Wwell I obwiously hawen’t taken off enough clothes if that’s stoppin’ you.”
“Ampora, you are the most beautiful thing in the room and you know it, and your voice is making my chest fluttery, but you smell like Hades’ own boxer shorts right now, go shower.” he presses a hand over his heart and grins a shit eating smile, but his eyes are glued to Eridan.
Eridan clicks his tongue against the roof of his mouth. "I was accentin' wasn't I. Eh." He tosses his shirt in the general direction of the bag and goes upstairs, starting up the shower so it'll heat up while he grabs his stuff.
==> emerge from seclusion
“I knoww.” Eridan says, deciding to fuck the rules and preemptively pull off his shirt. “I take my rewenge in small but effectiwe wways.”
Sol has the can halfway to his mouth and hes paused, now hes just staring at his boyfriend quietly. ..what finally comes out of his mouth is “..if you didn’t smell like the inside of a locker room right now I would jump you.”
Eridan smirks. "Wwell I obwiously hawen't taken off enough clothes if that's stoppin' you."
==> emerge from seclusion
Dirk rolled his eyes. “Ass. And I’m glad it went well without aforementioned butt ogling, even though Sollux is probably crying inside because of the missed opportunity of staring at your plush rump.”
"I knoww." Eridan says, deciding to fuck the rules and preemptively pull off his shirt. "I take my rewenge in small but effectiwe wways."
==> emerge from seclusion
Dirk cocked an eyebrow at Sollux. “Oh, so I’m a poser then?” He offered a casual wave to Eridan, taking another sip of tea. “Welcome back Ampora. How was the gym?”
"Sol wwasn't there to stare at my butt so I ran forewer." Eridan says, tossing his bag aside. "And noww I'm gross. Showwer. Yeah."
==> emerge from seclusion
Dirk chuckled softly. “I am always an asshole, yet you seem to put up with it. In retrospect, putting up with you isn’t all that hard. You know, providing you actually eat and sleep for once.” He rolled his eyes and took another bite of the sandwich.
The front door opens and Eridan almost bounces in, hair clipped back off his face and grinning the face of the endorphin-high. “Hello! Did he come-oh hi Sol, you did then.”
Hey Sollux. Looks like your Dads aren’t the only ones with a flair for cake writing :B
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