Jesus Christ of Nazareth

The OFFICIAL page for the real Jesus Christ! Don't believe it? Well let me ask you this, have you ever seen this blog and Jesus in the same room together? Didn't think so. BOOM! Blasphemer. BOOM! Forgiveness. It's what I do. Pronouns he/him

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Ugh “Jesus Christ” is such an old man’s name. You guys can just call me Oily Josh, y’know?

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to celebrate pride month, i will be reading whatever jesus x judas fanfic is at the top of ao3 by the 30th

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i don’t remember making this post

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what do you mean it’s an omegaverse???

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well i was expecting that smutty gay bible fanfiction would already be blasphemous enough, but i’ve been wrong before

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if i had known there were bible fanfiction connoisseurs in the audience i would’ve put a little more effort in

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to celebrate pride month, i will be reading whatever jesus x judas fanfic is at the top of ao3 by the 30th

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i don’t remember making this post

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what do you mean it’s an omegaverse???

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well i was expecting that smutty gay bible fanfiction would already be blasphemous enough, but i’ve been wrong before

[officialjesuschristofnazareth]

to celebrate pride month, i will be reading whatever jesus x judas fanfic is at the top of ao3 by the 30th

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i don’t remember making this post

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what do you mean it’s an omegaverse???

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to celebrate pride month, i will be reading whatever jesus x judas fanfic is at the top of ao3 by the 30th

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i don’t remember making this post

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to celebrate pride month, i will be reading whatever jesus x judas fanfic is at the top of ao3 by the 30th

[meredithsbrain]

idk i just think jesus would love everyone

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can confirm that i love all of you even when you all suck

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Hello Jesus!! I'm not really a religious person, but the canon you seems like a cool guy, some people make a fanon version of you who is a douche, what do you think about that?

devastating 😔

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It’s pronounced “Jod”

[toad-wife]

you wouldn't know

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Light-mode?! What's wrong with you Oily Josh?!

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Genesis 1:3

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Tried to reblog this post:

but Tumblr refused to let me for some reason.

Anyway, I’ll just show you what I tried to write here:

[thatoddboy]

Also, this is not a hypothetical.

This is a real scenario that is happening now

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Which is why people whose brains literally cannot let them lie need a way to hack the meat computer to keep people alive

[paperairplanemob]

Also this helps square the circle of “what would Jesus do in this situation?” Because he sure as hel—HECK wouldn’t sell someone out to the fascists.

You know, for those of us weak-minded simpletons that use things like the idea of God to help accept things we literally cannot control.

[daysleftofsecondterm]

We’re all weak minded simpletons about something friend; glad to have you here

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hey guys, bible update: it’s actually not a sin to lie if it keeps out fascists

[storm-of-feathers]

EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

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everyone reblog with how old they were in 2008 :)

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2008

[puckwanger]

goalie jesus goalie jesus goalie jesus

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i feel like i’m missing something

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cool but why are the tags telling me this in 15 different font sizes

[puckwanger]

goalie jesus goalie jesus goalie jesus

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i feel like i’m missing something

[mommahoney]

WWJD

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my legal team has advised me not to answer this question.

[rivertheartist]

He is risen not clickbait ⁉️

Guys I love Jesus so much it's not even funny I think I have like a weird crush on him

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i’m flattered but i might be too old for you

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today's gregor samsa is: leaving the tomb of jesus

requested by: @sentienceoverload-29

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hey that reminds of something i did a while back

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just got pranked so hard. wake me up in like three days in case my alarm doesn’t go off

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hhhhhggggff