OFFIZ 2 YOU

Hello world | ask / rp blog

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HELLO TROLLGE COMMUNITY this is my very non self indulgent ask/rp blog

NOTE: Offiz will be referred to/speak in blue text

main : @sirfartballs (i'll also be sending asks from this account)

go check out offiz' original incident mue he he

tag guide:

#generaltxt - yk just general ask replies/rp stuff eehhheh

#muehehe - siller posts

#misc - miscellaneous/announcements etc etc

i also tend to put notes in the tags ya （╹◡╹）

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hii offiz

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What would happen if you met this lil goober? (My oc)

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OFFIZ? MORE LIKE WOKEFFIZ GAY 🫵

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Well, he's dead no blog 😞

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Shortly, Eye Eater then heard a soft whirring sound, followed by a sharp SMACK! to his hand,

"Not yet."

(credits to @the-janitor-incident for giving me the idea of adding short descriptions of what's happening 🙏 :-3)

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HERE. HAVE THIS FOR NO REASON AT ALL.

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So, is the only movable thing on your face your own eyebrows? Or can you change expressions?

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So if an anti virus ever got to ya, do you just die?

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whatd i miss. whatd i mis

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"Watch movie with me?" :D

//no one else wanted to watch it with her lol

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*squeak squeak* (Haiii hello haii)

@squeakygigglesandpartyhats

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HELLO INTERNET

so due to ,,circumstances,, this blog is gonna be really. really inactive until I somehow find a way out of these circumstances 🙏

uhhh uhhh

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Why are you named Offiz? How many offices have you been in?

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gasp. i hear a song coming on! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO, OFFIZ! mango mango mango mango

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Well, fair enough that ya ain't showing you're own power, so... Any trollge ya like?

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