[literalshit]

[interrogationspecialist]

[25thpresident-deactivated201611]

when ur iphone charger breaks but ur sibling has one that works

[thekwikemart]

[promotional-kitten-baskets]

My desired aesthetic

[saiasus]

Heathers (1988)

[garyandlinda-blog]

Me trying to escape Despacito

[tastefullyoffensive]

[susiephone]

someone: wow i can’t believe kesha’s actually good now!

me, externally: haha, yeah, her new stuff is incredible

me, internally: her stuff has ALWAYS been incredible. just because her old stuff was more party and dance music and used autotune and was marketed towards teenage girls doesn’t change the fact that her lyrics have always been clever, heartwarming, and just plain fun. even if her old music wasn’t personally your cup of tea, you can’t pretend that she hasn’t always been a talented musician with a great voice – y’all talk like she didn’t release stripped-down versions of her old music with no autotune years ago, PROVING her voice is amazing. animal, cannibal and warrior had so many bops on them, so many uplifting party songs, and from the very beginning, she has been subverting and satirizing the drunken party girl image her label built up for her. and let’s not even get into the fact that she has a genius level iq, and is an all-around great person and has always been outspoken about human rights, and is an inspiration for abuse survivors everywhere, and,

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[dailyjackiechan]

cashiers don’t actually care what you buy you could buy a fork a toaster and a bath plug and i wouldnt notice all i’m thinking abt is “in five min it will be one hour until two hours before i can go home”

[leightum]

[polyantha-deactivated20160112]

[hechodeoro-deactivated20180924]

me

[twitterlols]

[softcore-revolutionary]

[ashe-cloud-phoenix]

This is why my generation is angry about the minimum wage.

[bugfucko-deactivated20181003]

“Back in my day…” yeah, without added inflation and before the recession

[meladoodle]

I was doing face painting for kids and this 5 year old boy wanted the comedy and tragedy masks, one on each cheek. I was like “that’s different but ok!” and did them. Then later I saw he had smudged one of them and I was like “oh no your comedy mask is all smudged!” and he said “that’s because everything is a tragedy” and i am still stressed out about this kid who knows far too much

[offthe2chainz]

me: wakes up

me: continues 2 chill for another 3 hrs in bed for good measure

[amporeon-deactivated20140524]

[amoyed]

I wanna fuck so many of you

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

Nice nice but I wanna eat this turkey bacon BLT

[amoyed]

what the fuck is a blt

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

Do you not have Bacon Lettuce Tomato sandwiches in the UK….

[amoyed]

if we did we’d just call it a “bacon lettuce tomato sandwich”

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

So you guys don’t have abbreviations either? Laugh Out Loud…..