[rosewarmth-deactivated20201202]

wow come for my neck like that

[obi-juan-keno-bri]

I think my favorite thing about being engaged is when I ask my fiancé “Who’s my future husband” kind of in the same way you’d ask a dog who’s a good boy and he gets really excited and goes “ITS ME, I AM FUTURE HUSBAND”

[obi-juan-keno-bri]

News update we’ve been married for almost 6 months now (6 months in three days) and he still gets excited when I come home and say “Where is husband?” He’ll pop up from wherever he is or whatever he’s doing and say “HELLO ITS ME I AM HERE”

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

what y’all thinking about fellas

[atavisticem]

So garlic is a natural anticoagulant, but then why would vampires be allergic to it?

Hear me out:

What if vampires made up all the stuff about them being allergic to garlic so that their victims would eat it, thinking it would ward off vamps, but instead it makes their blood easier to drink!

Because it doesn’t clot!

This has really been getting to me recently. Have I uncovered their master conspiracy or am I going insane?

[nyanbinyuri]

you know too much

[zezepurple]

[icarus-in-fl1ght-deactivated202]

This is exactly how big cats take down larger prey animals - jump on the back and sever the spinal cord. Had it not been for their anti-cat armor, this child would have been lunch.

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

yes. fuck that baby up!

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

when your anxiety is constant but you do a really good job of pretending it’s not there

[only1600kids]

“Some mistakes just have greater consequences than others. But you don’t have to let the result of one mistake be the thing that defines you.”

— “Me Before You” by Jojo Moyes (via suspend)

[loloftheday]

Fucking dropped him…

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

[greatwhiteprivilege]

[firefoxed]

why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match

[balkanbruiser]

also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he’s the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her alive

[greatwhiteprivilege]

im here for this analysis

[teenscoolest]

[h0odrich]

[onlyblackgirl]

I can’t believe this is happening. It’s like we’re living in Real Husbands of the White House

[love-personal]

[deactivated-102479239856294-dea]

[k-leori]

[awwww-cute]

[hotvampireadjacent]

someone isn’t happy

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

when your clothes order arrives and everything looks great and you don’t have to return anything 

[boygirlish-deactivated20200602]

first art of 2020 :-)

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