The Ministry of Silly Walks

Ailis. 27. Back to the slop trough after a long hiatus. Sorry, this is a heated rivalry and rwrb blog now, I’m just as annoying as when I was a teenager but now with unlimited screen time Sometimes I post real hockey just to confuse people who’ve followed me since I was a teenager Header source jayroeder.com

[alysmond]

OFF CAMPUS | Season 1, Episode 2, "The Practice"

[twominutesforembellishment]

Could you do one of team giving Arthur his head pats for a job well done

You've done so well.

29.04.2026

[sidsrockingchair]

THEY’RE LIKE FAMILY

[sidgenochronicles]

beautiful hazel eyed boy

[robindrake13]

🐧🐧

[omgshesblowinbubbles]

What Ilya saw through that peephole 😭

[icedbatik]

Love thy goalie

[dilftanger]

present and future pens @ isles | 3.30.26

[cecoeur]

Sidney Crosby | Pittsburgh Penguins Championship Reunion Ceremony | January 31, 2026

[witchy-worm]

Don't worry, Yuna, Shane is wearing his Reeboks in the streets & in the sheets ❤️

[birdnormal]

cats are small and you can pick them up

[robindrake13]

🐧🐧

[ohmalley-thealliecat]

Sid said they all had to wear navy and apparently all EK65 had was a private school blazer

[beauvilliers]

Colorado Avalanche @ Pittsburgh Penguins | March 24, 2026

[powerplaypressure]

someone who can read lips tell me what he's saying // pens vs avs

update: "oh stop moaning in your fuckin' goalie pads. eh bud? you're tough? you're tough?"

[stuckinnet]

“not in the house” assigned married by tim hortons and team canada

[biblionerd07]

Imagine how it feels to be Sidney Crosby. There are like 10 fictional characters based on you. They’re all calling you autistic and gay. Right now the very popular one is getting fucked within an inch of his life for 40 minutes every week. They’re making fun of your weird diet. They put your fortress of solitude McMansion “cottage” and TV spot about it in the episode. And they used your tax dollars to do it.

[malkwin]

mouthguard! | winnipeg @ pens 21/3/26