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wowow im obsessed yay

[atuariacolqu]

Glam cute 🥺🥺

[kondorksart]

Who did it better heavy or the three cheerleaders

[irl-glam]

Metal family vacation headcanons because I want to go to a theme park so bad.

• heavy is on one of those child leashes, mainly so they don't lose him but also because he keeps running to the mascot characters and cutting in front of everyone else.

• they tell dee and glam not to wear full faces of makeup which they ignore, of course, and by the end of the day they've both sweat so much their makeup is running

•Vicky is always 5 seconds away from clotheslining everyone who steps on her feet or cuts in front of them (glam tells her it isn't worth getting kicked out)

• pretty much everyone in the family are roller coaster junkies. (Including ches because he's here too)

• You can tell dee enjoys it because the pictures they take on the ride, he's always smiling with his arms up!! Glam makes sure to purchase every picture he can :)!!

• glam stares straight at the camera with his usual smile (it freaks the employees out)

• heavy always get exhausted and has to be carried around for like the last hour of their visit (usually Vicki carries him inbetween rides while Glam sits with him while the others get their last rides in.)

• they lose ches at least 20 times but he ALWAYS ends up back with them in line they have no idea how he does it

• Dee and Vicki give me "I'm pale so I know I should wear sunscreen but I'm not going to" vibes. They always end up terribly sunburnt.

• Dee is a little shit and when him and heavy go on rides by themselves he tries to convince Heavy the ride is scarier than it actually is. It's even worse when it's a ride heavy has been on before.

• they can never get novelty mugs from gift shops bc they never have any of their names (except Vicki's, but those kinds of things aren't really her style, she'd only get one if everyone else did!!)

• Eventually after quest girl is introduced to the family, she starts coming along as well!!

• after getting home they usually crash for atleast the next 2 days, it's a lot of fun but definetly draining!!! Ches, Glam, and Vicki tend to plan for this and tell the school that dee and heavy won't be in school those days either.

[misudrawsshit]

I did something :3c

[overme-moved]

Here's some MF shitposts for the hell of it

[metalfamily-hypehouse]

Just a stupid headcanon of Mystery girl and Dee

[winterroth]

I’m basically just trying to promote this movie to anyone that follows me. Hardly anyone seems to know about it and its a crime. Watch it! It’s about the Argentine serial killer Carlos Puch and his accomplice. They’re gay Bonnie and Clyde

El Angel (2018)

[iconsfinder]

[ohmyrogermay]

him </3

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Hans.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!

We’ll find you Hans.

[skadiyoko]

This post is scandalous.

[malevolentpooka-deactivated2015]

reblogging because hans cant. 

[comeinwiththarain-blog]

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Hans.

[kintrafim-blog]

I couldn’t not reblog…

[jennareneecooper]

3,531,544 non-Han’s

[the-sad-boy-from-nowhere-deacti]

5,943,343 non-Han’s

[supertinytins]

Wait- wasnt this exact post about people who are not ashley??? Whatever, i am neither hans nor am i ashley, soooooo

[faethe13th-deactivated20210123]

This post must have been from the editable posts era

(I’m not Ashley OR Hans sooooo)

[decimateddreams]

huh. i’ve seen an almost exact replica of this but for amanda…

[parolando-deactivated20230401]

I often thought about him during the war; if only 1900 were here, who knows what he’d do, what he’d say. ‘Fuck war’ he’d say. But somehow, coming from me, it wasn’t the same. 

[ohmyrogermay]

this movie is art, please watch it.

[mccartneymadness]

John Lennon, London, April 1963

[postingwhileblack]

not all heroes wear capes

[17mul]

Rest in power.

[6big1booty7hunt3r]

REST IN POWER to the 3 young souls lost smfh

[kissdolans-deactivated20200614]

I have no words

[twinka]

Paul McCartney, a cockblocker extraordinaire.

[twinka]

It kept bothering me what happened between those two shots, so I dug up a couple of other photos of the same occasion and when put in a chronological order it’s even more awkward:

[stand-by-me-john]

Im dying

[mclennonproof]

|This is so cute and funny at once| I want to know what was going through his mind while this was being taken|.

[mclennonproof]

Oh. That time when Paul McCartney made two beetles fucking his album cover. I wonder what it means.

|Paul McCartney| The Ram|

[every-precious-day]

The truth about Borhap:

Gwilym Lee is just Brian May in disguise.

[michonnegrimes]

[cultofbeatles]

beatles links for when you’re feeling sad 

when the interviewer spit on george 

“well, we just sort of wanked :o oops sorry!”

“can we talk about your quotes on lsd?” GASP

the whole ken dodd 1963 interview where they were all smiley and laughing 

george pushing john into oncoming traffic 

random singing in an interview followed by fighting 

oh how the tables have turned 

george smiling while ringo is working out how to play octopus’s garden

“morning paul!” “morning rich!”

i talk about george reacting to this boy a lot but it warms my heart 

something about the announcer telling the audience the beatles are so excited followed by a shot of ringo stoned makes me laugh 

paul waiting for his turn with ringo’s attention so he can show him a random painting 

john the baptist 

i don’t even want to know why george was laying there 

“SHUT UPPP.”

“shut up while he’s talking..” 

ringo’s dance moves 

paul mccartney making mashed potatoes 

the good ‘ol shakespeare skit 

“if we did know we’d form another group and be managers.”

“thanks for the purple heart”

everything about this video 

“where could we go” “argentina?”

the way he screams gets me every time 

the beatles first radio interview 

“hey mister can we have our ball back!”

john throwing a pillow at paul 

eric lennon 

baby beatles

“what have you grown up to?” “29.”

“she looks more like him than i do.”

george speaks his own language i swear to god 

iconic george and ringo interview 

pattie and george interview 

learning about new cameras 

“why are you called the beatles?”

morons 

george dancing “aye i like it, do it again for me.”

george dancing again 

john dancing 

this is the saddest thing ive ever heard john say 

their dumb texas interview that includes the “john’s wife” joke 

george hitting himself in the face 

“you’re the first person from liverpool i’ve met” “great.”

mockers 

george being cute and paul being moody 

john and paul doing impressions 

“we aint written no poetry”

these bloopers 

“they’re entitled not to like us and were entitled not to have anything to do with us.”

“i don’t mind whether i’m remembered or not” and he’s now considered one of the greatest artists ever 

i’m sharing the yoko and john screaming in the studio bc it does make me laugh tbh 

cynthia..you deserved the whole world and i hope you’re happy wherever you are. 

love by john lennon 

hey jude by the beatles 

i’m happy just to dance with you by the beatles 

do you want to know a secret by the beatles 

hello, goodbye by the beatles 

all together now by the beatles (it’s catchy. leave me alone)

the guitar solo in i saw her standing there 

john’s stand by me cover 

here comes the sun by the beatles 

in my life by the beatles 

keith moon’s cover of in my life bc i love it so so so much 

“and in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.” <3