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-------------------- she/they -------------------- ---- nobody gets victor frankenstein like I do ----

[sillyfr3nchb1tch]

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[tekunoraizu]

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

[prokopetz]

Okay, so this is one of those good news/bad news scenarios.

The good news: the final boss fight's battle anthem is a symphonic metal remix of your own theme song.

The bad news: its tenor is sinister rather than triumphant.

Is there something we need to talk about?

[thecolossalennui]

#it just recapitulated your leitmotif transposed to a minor key#what did you DO

[scoes]

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

[scoes]

That and the monkey barrrsssss

[sm64mario]

can we'a skip the impeachment and just shoot him in the head

[ri5k]

i’m giving up personhood to become a full-time abstract concept

[ceruleanheaven]

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[akashicrecord]

Broken beer bottle is an underrated weapon in terms of maneuverability and potential bleeding damage

[akashicrecord]

Sorry I've just been living for this new Animal Crossing update

[herpsandbirds]

[rneliflua]

IDGAF if the women in my fiction are empowering or aspirational, I'm an adult, I don't need role models, I want the women in my fiction to be interesting, and if that involves being pathetic, hypocritical, amoral, or trapped in a delightfully dysfunctional relationship so be it

[eccebitch]

#'this is so illegal/toxic/unhealthy'#yeah bestie thats why im reading about it instead of doing it

[pokeballvictimized]

the most annoying and misogynistic men are sooooo offended when you don't want men in your life because they're annoying and misogynistic

[weaselknievel]

I wonder when the first instance of a gasmask as a fetish object is. you have to imagine that at least one tommy in the trenches heard the gas alarm and put on his gasmask, felt the confining rubber squeezing his face and his breaths becoming that much harder to draw and got so hard he looked like he was packing a spare bayonet

[mas-o-kissed]

“This kink is problematic when you think about it” ohhhhhh shit ok lemme head on over to the kink store and trade these kinks in for one that make my jackoff fantasies morally superior

[gnome-liker]

Weed strain called I love you and miss you

[boycritter]

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are