Me.

Just some stuff I found and like. Btw: I'm 21, German and... weird.

[maplechild-deactivated20160417]

not dating me? sad. tragic. for you at least

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It makes sense that the target audience for fidget toys lost interest in fidget toys so quickly

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2016, 2017, and 2018 are like a movie trilogy that just gets weirder with each installment

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You’re a different person to everyone. You’re the hero, the villain, the sidekick, the unrequited love, and and an “extra” in other people’s life story

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Telling children that you won’t get mad if they tell the truth and then getting mad about it will turn them into massive liars in the future

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The “b” in “subtle” is subtle

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The whole anti-vax rise is really just natural selection in action

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One day there is going to be a reboot of the Harry Potter movies, and an entire generation of us is going to hate everything about it

[mypsychology]

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[edgyusername666]

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If there is truly an infinite number of universes, then there’s a universe where all dice rolls ever have landed on four and scientists keep trying to discover why but can’t figure it out.

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Each time you kill a spider the spider gene pool becomes sneakier and deadlier.

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If semen glows under UV light, a penis ejaculating under a blacklight would look like a laser cannon.

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Solar energy is just Nuclear Energy from a safe distance.

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Setting the bar really low in a game of limbo is actually setting the bar really high.

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People with schizophrenia may just be living partially in the 4th dimension, interacting with people from the past and future.

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If you aren’t confident about your looks, just remember that you look like your ancestors and they all got laid.

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Martin Luther King Jr and Anne Frank were born the same year but are always perceived as two completely different ages.