I think your car needs to be cleaned.
You’re probably right about that. But then I have to wait for a warm day, put my bikini on, and run the risk of men whistling at me.
Or you could just, yknow, clean it.
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I think your car needs to be cleaned.
You’re probably right about that. But then I have to wait for a warm day, put my bikini on, and run the risk of men whistling at me.
Or you could just, yknow, clean it.
Having fun?
Not really, but I’m making do with what I have.
I think your car needs cleaned.
*sitting on the hood of her car, drawing in the dust*
Having fun?
I’d murder you first.
*looks at the baby, then at him* Noted.
Good.
Oh you’d be dead if you tried to kidnap her.
*nods* Your brother would murder me.
I'd murder you first.
She loves strangers far too much.
At least I’m not trying to kidnap her. I just like baby cuddles.
Oh you'd be dead if you tried to kidnap her.
*closes his eyes, doing so*
*smiles, rubbing her back* I should probably give you back, even if I don’t want to.
She loves strangers far too much.
She wasn’t really in the picture to begin with.
*grumbles and scowls, plucking a loose eyelash off of KC’s cheek and holding it up to Oliver* Make a wish, daddy.
*closes his eyes, doing so*
*shrugs* She was a looker. But kind of trashy.
Is she not in the picture anymore?
She wasn't really in the picture to begin with.
*chuckles* Congratulations.
*chuckles quietly, smoothing KC’s hair down* Her mother must be gorgeous.
*shrugs* She was a looker. But kind of trashy.
What a coincidence!
*grins, throwing his free arm up* I’m a momma!
*chuckles* Congratulations.
You might be!
I’ve always wanted a baby!
What a coincidence!
*chuckles* I wonder if she’ll be a string bean like me.
*bunces KC, making her giggle* She probably will be. But she looks like she might end up short like me. *looks up at him* Maybe I’m the baby’s mother!
You might be!
*bites his lip before nodding* Sure.
*smiles and gently takes her* Oh, you’re a little peanut. Petite and not heavy at all.
*chuckles* I wonder if she'll be a string bean like me.
Oh. I dunno. She kinda looks like my brother.
*nods, glancing up at him* Can I hold her?
*bites his lip before nodding* Sure.
I don’t know who else it’d be.
My cousin Sebastian looks like my mom more than he does his mom. I didn’t know if she looked like a relative or not.
Oh. I dunno. She kinda looks like my brother.
Mmhm. That would be me.
She looks just like you. With a hint of her mother, I’m assuming.
I don't know who else it'd be.