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[existentialqueer]

The best photo I took at Dashcon 2

[muppetshow2026]

> be my chemical romance > play song from decade plus old unreleased/unfinished album that nearly destroyed the band from the inside out > refuse to elaborate > play im not okay

[strange-aeons]

why did you do it? why did you send the croaker to super hell?????

I only killed him god sent him to super hell

[jccatstudios]

Six of Crows: A Comic Adaptation

Part 1, Chapter 4 (Color Edition)

Pages 13–16

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[the-muppet-joker]

"You're impossibly fast, and strong. Your skin is pale white and ice cold... I know what you are..."

"SAY IT."

"A Joker..."

[the-muppet-joker]

Ugh Kermit... he guzzles my toes so Tenderly ♡

[the-muppet-joker]

why does your foot look like a hand? not even like you flexed your hand to make it look like a foot for the picture but as in your foot looks like someone took an adult hand and twisted it into an abomination

NO. I HAVE NORMAL FEET. I HAVE THE STRONG FEET OF A JOKER AND THE KICKS OF A WARRIOR. SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE YOU FACE MY WRATH

[the-muppet-joker]

For those of you claiming that I lied about being elected Pope- I'm obviously the Shadow Pope. Fucking idiots. Leo may be the face of Catholicism but I am the true Puppetmaster. New Bible (Yaoi edition) coming in like a month and a half

[the-muppet-joker]

Ugh Kermit... he guzzles my toes so Tenderly ♡

[hymen-restoration-project]

What will happen when Omegaverse men start getting mpreg and making babies instead of working?!?!???

OMEGAVERSE IS FICTIONAL

[caats]

[frogmoisturethief-deactivated20]

THEY’RE ING THE CAT!!!!!

[the-muppet-joker]

Here's a P S A :

Never trust your Landlord! I just showed my landlord Kermit x Joker erotica that I wrote myself, thinking that I could trust her to give me her thoughts in a calm and mature manner. After all, I have shown her a few poems in the past about what an absolute cunt I think she is, and she received these fairly well as they remind her of her dead husband who wrote her love poems or whatever. A lady who appreciates artistic writing, right? WRONG! Turns out, her stupid dead husband never wrote any Kermit x Joker erotica so she is unable to see any creative merit to it. After reading it, she told me to follow her and that she had to show me something. I trusted her, (LIKE AN IDIOT!), and followed her into the Asbestos Basement. 'What is it, Marsha?' I asked her. She had no answer for me as she was already booking it up the stairs away from me, basement keys in hand. This bitch locked me in the Asbestos Basement. Sad what America is coming to!

[thatonerandomlady]

[belovedsamber]

Kaz: delivers the “i would come for you”monologue

Inej: nods solemnly

Inej inside her mind: AGSBSJDBSHSBSBHSJD WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE HELL WHAT DID HE JUST SAY YOU CAN’T JUST SAY THINGS LIKE THAT AND EXPECT DHDBSJSJJAS I CAN’T-

[siriuslyobsessedwithfiction]

Kaz Brekker is such an anomaly. Is he a well-written, well-rounded character? Yes. Did he learn his lesson in the end? No. Did he become either better or worse? No. Did he grow as a person? You could say that. Do we have even a remote understanding what he will do next? Absolutely not.

[insignificant457]

thinking about this moment again:

particularly in regards to this conversation:

thinking about inej, who is actively dying, asking kaz for an apology. inej, whose native tongue leaves no room for triviality here. this isn’t “you were mean to me and you need to make nice,” it’s so much deeper.

this is “promise me you won’t treat me like a piece in your chess game again. promise me you won’t keep acting like i’m replaceable. promise me i’m not just another one of your investments.”

this is the first time we see inej holding kaz accountable, the first time we see her ask him to be more, to do better. this is the precursor to the “without armor” conversation. and i think it’s fitting that we never hear whether or not kaz did apologize. because at this point, i don’t think he’s ready to give inej what she’s really asking for here, and in a way, it’s best that she doesn’t hear him say the words. he’s not ready to mean them yet.

[danrifics]

i keep seeing the whole “they hard launched already why are you all hyped” thing going on for some people and i have to say they like kinda haven’t tho?? like they have but they also like haven’t. there’s a lot of vagueness around they way they both talk and while it’s painfully obvious to literally anyone with eyes everything they’ve said so far can still be explained away if you really try hard enough.

a proper hard launch is literally them going “hey we’re dating” but all we have is that they’re 1000 year old turtles or whatever shit dan feels like saying

​anyway life’s too short to not go feral over random emojis and the word gay on the youtube community tab