OMtriloG

WARNING: This blog contains sarcasm, stories, advice, ice cream appreciation, metaphorical and literal monsters, rants, pictures of unicorns, pop culture and tales of victory. It's also run by three lovely human specimens. Use caution if you are allergic to fun or overly sensitive to milk. Business Contact: [email protected]

[grav3yardgirl]

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WATCH THIS VIDEO TO SEE RULES/PRIZES! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRWA5HbNebk

[lareinitadeotono]

Potentially unpopular opinion:

Most soul food, the way black people cook it, is bland, dry, poorly cooked, and uninteresting.

Also, don’t really like the way most black people cook cause they seem to think that smothering foid in seasoning is the same thing as being skilled at cooking.

[gingerfacekillah]

[dope-kulture]

[fulltimeplaya]

How could u not reblog this playa ass shit

[0raccoonwitch]

WHEN ITS THE 14TH CENTURY BUT U TURNT AF

[gilkenansmonsterhouse2006-deact]

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

[shencomix]

Nobody wants it all.

image / twitter / facebook / patreon

[omtrilog]

When you're sad so you listen to a happy song but it just makes you sadder because they're so happy like GTFOH WITH YOUR SUNSHINE IN YOUR POCKET AND YOUR POCKET FULL OF SUNSHINE ITS NOT EVEN REALISTIC YOU WOULD DISINTEGRATE YOU HAPPY PIECE OF SHIT wait is sunshine another word for drugs?

[verticulars]

If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 

[richist-deactivated20150511]

I’m trying to get back to my original weight of 6 pounds and 11 ounces

[shencomix]

We have arrived.

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[relatableornot]

“We’re having guests over come downstairs”

[xanderverse]

are you a paperback book or hardcover book person? library or bookstore person? writing in your books sort of person, or flawlessly clean pages sort of person?

[dicksplit]

[sarahseeandersen]

[sixpenceee]

This fake brain actually has the same consistency as the real deal. So now you know how concussions happen! 

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

All my datafiles…contained in jelly…

[s-u-p-e-r-m-4-n]

[sofapizza]

[illinicoise]

Who is she?

[omtrilog]

He married a centaur...Mazel tov!