Frank-N-Furter

Your favorite transvestite 🖤 ‼️Blog owner is a minor‼️

[one-and-only-frankie]

This fella is Edward scissorhands, you two need to be friends

Ooh, he is quite handsome. I would love to meet him.

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sniles politely

What are you sniling about?

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throws the trap really far

You’re evil! *Sprints after it*

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starts spinning the mouse trap as quick as possible

Wha- stop that immediately!

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puts butter in a really large mouse trap

NO! You fiend!

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theres now buttermom and peanutbutter

Oh wow! I hope to meet them soon!

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the butter family expands

Oh?? Exciting!

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Opinions on frank zappa?

I think his music is quite interesting. If I have to share a name with anyone, I’m not mad that it’s him.

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Two questions, first off do you need to use the bathroom or do transvestites not need to do that, and if you do use the bathroom do you wipe?

I do, in fact, use the bathroom. And of course I wipe! What kind of a person do you think I am?!

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Columbia or Janet?

Oh, I hate to choose… but considering Columbia has been loyal to me for a long time, I’ll choose her.

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gives you wine

-butter

Thank you, dear, you’re so sweet!

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Would you like a chip?

Why yes, thank you

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Do you like ice tea?

No, too sweet for me. I prefer wine or blood.

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would this make them butter siblings or is it like a species

Species, I would think. You can’t just assume every sentient piece of butter is related!

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unleashes an army of different butters

-the anon making a farm

Wow!! That’s a lot of butter!

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Who is butter annon?

They are my dearest companion who happens to be made out of butter.

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curls up so sleepily

-butter anon

Aww… *Lays next to you*