No One

Nothing to see here

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[writhe]

“you all are great people, and what you’re doing is art, but it’s also a crime punishable by 28 days in prison” is a real sentence that got said to me tonight by a security officer i think i’m living my best life

[writhe]

this is what was happening if anyone was wondering 

[queerleigh]

[mommy-mortis]

wait

[mommy-mortis]

yea that's funny

[homunculus-argument]

Hey, if you have no choice but to infodump, always use characters, never the narrator to tell things to the reader.

This way, if you got something wrong and someone points it out later, you can argue that this character in particular was lying/misremembering/was ignorant of the exact details. You, the author, obviously knew what the real facts were all along.

[thaylepo]

*shoves plothole inside other less noticeable plothole* *throws a rug over it* My characters are dumb but i in fact am god

[homunculus-argument]

You. You get it.

[filmnoirsbian]

Is there rly any softer scene than when o'malley sees duchess and falls in love with her at first sight in the aristocats, complimenting her at every turn and climbing into a cherry blossom tree to make the flower petals snow gracefully down on her? How dreamy 🥀💕

[filmnoirsbian]

This Is Love 😍😍

[phantoms-lair]

Not to mention when he found she had kids, he was thrown for a second, then proceeded to not only still help her, but dote on them too.

[pitviperofdoom]

“Not all men” you’re right, Abraham DeLacey Giuseppe Casey Thomas O’Malley would never.

[spokenitalics]

jurassic park but it's tiny elephants and nothing goes wrong 🥺

[cipheramnesia]

same score but played entirely on kazoos

[illufinch]

on a lazy afternoon, the little sheep met the big sheep (commission)

patreon | twitter

[firebendinglemur]

Me: -so after it became apparent that ‘retarded’ had become a term of abuse, educators and psychiatrists switched to other terms like ‘handicapped’ or ‘special needs’ in an attempt to -

George Orwell, whom I’ve dragged forward in time with my arcane powers because I’m lonely and want someone to talk to: You have a telephone in your pocket?  It listens to you all the time?

Me: Never mind about that, the point is, young people now mock each other by sending the wheelchair emoji - that’s a type of electronic heiroglyph - to suggest mental deficiency and shout SPESHUL!!!! while doing offensive imitations of disabled facial expressions and posture.  So any attempt to lexographically make crimethink impossible is pretty much doomed because the meaning of words in everyday conversation can’t be controlled by a dictionary entry, no matter how many Ministry of Truth employees-

Orwell: It reports your location to the telephone company at all times?

[witharsenicsauce]

[havartia]

[rednines]

I literally cannot stop thinking about this

[coochicabra-deactivated20210905]

As a dude nurse I’m with her on this

[rednines]

Really? Can you describe why? in detail

[guerrillatech]

[brunhiddensmusings]

this should be bare minimum standard nationwide

[zagreus]

one tectonic plate approaching another

“so are you a top or a bottom?”

[zagreus]

two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO

[zagreus]

i don’t know anything about geology

[zagreus]

[asymbina]

Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?

[zagreus]

I had to google that and i swear to fuck I will kill you

[khmoii]

alright this is fine

[the-quiet-fire-of-defiance]

Image 1: ciceronian replied “they could still call the app grindr”

Image 2: a Google search for the chemical formula above. The first result is “Cummingtonite - Wikipedia”

[oniongarlic]

[onepersonfriendgroup]

[ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru]

For clarification ^-^

[thyrell]

[gaycism]

[child-of-flame-and-sky]

[girlactionfigure]

Link / Link

[lemonsharks]

“How would a chicken wear pants?”

- Richard Beale, 1784

[vbartilucci]

Thank you, Richard Beale, for making our opinion of the past slightly more ridiculous.

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re the town’s superhero. Your greatest enemy is the town’s supervillian. However, secretly, your both brothers. This isn’t anything tragic, as your whole destructive rivalry is actually just a massive prank on your third brother, the mayor.

[loserfreakweirdo]

finally, a realistic sibling relationship in the media

[prolifeproliberty]

Better: the hero and villain are twins, the mayor is the older brother

[girlysword]

And the hero and villain switch roles randomly

[gaycism]

narcissus at the pond

[wombatlovesyou-moving]

WAIT THE REFLECTION LOOKED BACK AT THE END

[gaycism]

the what

[strangewomanwithanefariousagenda]

WHAT

[randomslasher]

HTAT ENDING GYUITFRTSEAEEWRSRTTDFGHJ

[thebootydiaries]

Your vicious, violent, vulgar evisceration of the modern English language in an attempt to cause vexation in those whose eloquently stated opinions differ from yours is a despicable sight. Sorry, I'll dumb that down for you: ur a maroon nd the ppl who find u funnie r stoopid

how much time do u think this person spent on thesaurus.com just to send me this message