Onism anxiety

I like Harry Styles 💁

[kreiderrider]

01.10.23 | nyr vs. min | alexander skårsgard literally showing some love to henrik

[kreiderrider]

update: ryan reynolds got some action too

[chimpukampu]

Me seeing some old yet familiar usernames showing up on my feed

[suxelee]

Spoiler: it absolutely does workout for you, and even better than you anticipated.

[interlagostrack]

the fact that it's completely made of chocolate and still works 🤌🤌🤌

on a side note, even the chocolate guy is on a World Cup vibe

[francis-ford-kofola]

[tippenfunkaport]

there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter

tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on

truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that

[jb-blunk]

I can always change my mind (a threat and a consolation, comforts both)

[glowcowboy]

me preparing myself for the beautiful manifestations of change & growth in my life: fuck yeah!!!!!!!!! :D hell yeah!!!!!!!! yessss!!!! yippee!!!!!!!!!

me experiencing the grief & loss that comes with significant change: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

[onceiwashere]

you criticize her, but before taylor swift had her private jet she used to ride a horse everywhere and when she reached her destination one of her personal assistants would shoot the horse point blank in the head. she did this hundreds of times, if not thousands

[loserdudes]

What a moment for 37. 👏

[bagofbonesmp3]

[mioxenoblade]

Do every retail employee a favor this Thanksgiving/black friday: stay home.

[nonasuch]

Or find a friendly local owner-operated small business, if you really want to go out and shop. We don’t mind, because if we did mind we’d just close for the day.

[detachment2011]

the tote bag falling off shoulder when wearing a coat to suicide pipeline

[librarycard]

some of you are soooo serious. brother its tumblr.com/dashboard

[depsidase]

[dailyflicks]

VEEP  ⏤ 3.02, “The Choice”

[yrbeecharmer]

very specific tag game: if you are from the US and can drive, pls reblog and say where you’re from and what you call it when someone sorta pauses at a stop sign without fully stopping all the way