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@ chase

orphanged:

Thank you.

At least then you’ll be using my real name.

Last time I checked, your name wasn’t “man with apron.”

No, it absolutely is. Look again.

@ chase

orphanged:

This is the first time you’ve addressed me as “Mr. Matthews” and I’ve known you for years.

Are you playing house or something? Some sort of pretend?

Ah, yes. I forgot formalities are not your style, Chase.

Next time, I won’t even use your name. Just a “hey, you, man with the apron.”

Thank you.

At least then you’ll be using my real name.

@ chase

orphanged replied to your post: Gill.

…Wait, are you serious with that?

Why would I not be?

This is the first time you’ve addressed me as “Mr. Matthews” and I’ve known you for years.

Are you playing house or something? Some sort of pretend?

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