Lil Devil I am

@otaystupid-blog

In 2010 (high school for me) I decided to start a dating site, in reality it was just me using my weird "sex" advice blog as a platform for something to keep me un-bored, or maybe it was for attention, who cares. The rules were simple but still complicated (the essence of my teenage spirit), you submitted a list of things you looked for in a boy/girl anonymously to me, I sorted through my submissions and picked one that I thought matched yours. From there, I posted the two lists in one grand *romantic* post, and if the lucky ducks behind the posts liked what they saw, they would reveal their real names to me and I would then reveal them to each other via facebook! So simple! Well, as you might have guessed, or even experienced, it didn't work. The matches were always half hearted, not perfect, and I experienced a lot of fucking self doubt, I"M NOT CUPID WHO DID I THINK I WAS. Now that time has passed it's time to do something with these gifts I was given from trusting, hopelessly romantic strangers, POST THEM FOR ALL TO SEE.

18 posts

Mr. Flesh

I want a girl who isn't afraid to be ugly in front of me. I want a girl who doesn't need me to tell her she looks skinny today. I want a girl who's smart enough to know what the fuck I'm talking about. I want a girl who knows what she's interested in, and pursues her hobbies. I want a girl who hates school. I want a girl that doesn't have alterior motives all the time, who's with me because that's what she wants. I want a girl who's comfortable with her body enough to make sex fun! Not just a formality. I want a girl that will be my everything all the time. A partnership. -Mr. Flesh. Male Cleveland grade 11

#mr. flesh #male

ch3m1$try

name: lets just go with ch3m1$try, you know what that means ;) age: 17 school/grade:Cleveland 12 gender: female I want to find someone who is deeply interested in the world and making it a better place, someone to talk to about issues and current events. Someone who has a sense of humor and wants to laugh all the time. I don't care what their passion is as long as they are passionate about it. I want someone who will not be afraid to show emotion and express how they really feel about things. I really enjoy learning new things from people. I want them to want to teach me things. I'm obsessive about certain things and sometimes awkward in social situations, but I also want someone who would want to spend time with each other in a group. I'm sort of crazy as in like perfectionist but not in a high maintenance way (I hope). To balance that out, maybe my ideal person would be a little bit more chill.

#ch3m1$try #female

whimsical

Name: Whimsical Gender: Female School/Grade: senior, homeschooled About me: I have to have music playing nearly 24/7. As long as its something I can either dance to, sing along to, or jog to then I'll probably like it. Right now I'm obsessed with MGMT, Arcade Fire, Matt & Kim, and Eminem. I'm tall. I love cooking and baking. More than I love eating. Which is alot. I especially love cooking thai food. About the guy: It should be a guy. A really nice guy. Someone who cares about the people around him and stands up for what he believes in. And he should be smart, and can carry conversations. I have an issue with guys that cant carry conversations. He should be really adventurous and into trying new things. Like, skydiving, or crazy spicy thai dishes. Or even going on a roadtrip to Canada. Someone who likes to do more than sit inside all day playing video games. I'm really big on whimsy too. So he should be able to have fun talking about the purpose of life or watching a good foreign film, but should also have fun building a fort out of blankets and chairs. I like funny/playful guys who know when its time to be serious, too.

#whimsical #female

sexmanhot12

sexmanhot12: im a male and am a senior at cleveland I like girls who are not affraid to speak their mind, drinks coffee, has intelligence, is of average height, listens to or can tolerate loud music, and is honest. The usual

#sexmanhot12 #male

penny lane (*clone 2* got two of this name)

things i want in a boy: - has lived in a forest - ability to fashion a robot - natural scent - has seen ghostbusters a minimum of 15 times - is really "into" computers - nudes - pokemon lover - fashions self after Atticus Finch - is willing to re-enact the drawing scene from titanic - not super into "feelings" or "emotions" - no stupid drama! - sarcasm - extremely funny (humor is the only thing that matters in this lonely world) - will be my holden caulfield signed, ~penny lane~ SOPH cleveland!

#penny lane #female

mynameisundecided

i just want to praise you for doing this. VERY intriguing. i'm looking for a boy who: -listens to good music:death cab, neutral milk hotel, avett brothers, bright eyes, jaymay etc... -has hobbies other than playing sports, like:photography, in a band, collections, blogs! -can be perfectly content staying in on a saturday night watching retched romcoms with me. -is not an asshole when around all of this friends -has a good sense of humor. witty, dry, sarcastic -prefers tea over coffee -does not put up a macho, arrogant front to keep people out -knows what is going on in the world, and can talk politics fluidly -does not get caught up in drama bullshit. and can just simply, be. -is willing to put up with my shit, and in return, i will put up with his -is intelligent, and put fourths effort in school -is spontaneous -is a beautiful person, who makes me feel alive. sex:female grade:10 -mynameisundecided

#mynameisundecided #female

Penny Lane (*clone one* got two of this name)

name: penny lane what i want: i want someone i can't quite figure out. who can understand i'm an island. someone who i can drink coffee and sandwiches with. maybe someone who can listen to old music and watch movies that really are great. conversation about everything and nothing. He also has to be pretty attractive. i feel like that is a shallow request but still quite important to me. i feel a little silly doing this.

#penny lane #female

immabadbitch,bitch

name=immabadbitch,bitch gender= girl school= cleveland, grade 12 What Im looking for= A simple guy, but not simple minded. Isnt oppsessed with his image, but also doesnt look like a homeless man. Easy going. Funny in a quick way. Doesnt party too much. Drives. Family orriented. Likes good music and will go to shows with me, and dance in my car with me. Has a talent. Tall. Attractive. Doesnt have a bad temper. Nice to everyone. Not an embarrassment to humanity. Some one who likes to talk and listen. Likes bubble tea. Takes naps. Doesnt need to be where everyone else is. Me= cool. very cool.

#immabadbitchbitch #female

No name

i'm a g1rl in the 11th gr4de and i g0 to sch0ol h3re in portland! i want someone that i can hold for hours/have sex with constantly/walk around with/talk about movies and music with/go for chai lattes with/that i can take molly with and have a wonderful time with/that i can make food for/that makes me laugh and squirm/that likes to lie on the floor and think about beauty/and it would be sweet if this person liked me a lot.

No name

I'm a girl, grade 12. I'm looking for someone who appreciates being with a very laid back, open-minded, indecisive and sometimes spontaneous person. I appreciate someone who's into art/making art, listening to music (records are a bonus), is loyal, and is appreciative of cooking and dining on fine cuisine. It is a really big plus if you have a sense of humor.. And can tolerate mild sarcasm.

Satine

im a female, grade 12, and my alias... "Satine" i go to school to get it done. i work hard and play equally as hard. im shy at first, but really i warm up quite nicely. im just interesting in meeting someone real. even if we end up being just friends thats a win also :) i just want someone easy going, and laid back. i need DRAMA FREE. im not really an "out doors" type of person, but i can adjust easily. i like typical things, watching movies, hanging out with friends, and listening to music. i dont like guys who are too full of themselves, but i like some self confidence. im very stubborn at times. and im opinionated. i want someone who is willing to fight me for their opinions though =]

#satine #female

No name

I'm a female, looking for someone who: Is into art, shares my love for music, likes good cuisine/cooking, does art, is compatible with mellow people, will watch movies and old cartoons with me, is not a creep.

Koala

Well, a guy would be nice. And if your doing physical, tall is the only thing that really matters (I'm tall and finding tall guys that I like is hard). More specific stuff, a guy that is really into trying new and exotic foods. Like, ethiopian or indonesian. Someone who is also really into movies would be great. I'm a total movie person. All types of movies, too. A guy you could bring home to mom and not worry about the death penalty. That would be awesome (Not saying I'd bring him home or anything, but I usually like guys that can charm parents).

*submitted later*

I just submitted my likes for a matchmaker with no info to it (there was stuff about being tall and liking exotic foods...). My fake name will be: Koala. I'm 17 almost 18. I'm homeschooled and spend half time in Portland, half time in Seattle. And...there was something else? Um, I'm a senior in highschool?

#koala #female #male?

Kaptin Kronik

So, I cracked up when I saw this and decided it would prolly be supah fun. I want someone who values fun and joy over anything. Kaptin Kronik, male, Cleveland, Senior

#Kaptin Kronik #male

Ultimate Gay friend (but really is straight)

pretty and is a sensitive guy. Wants a girl thats likes that. virgin Ultimate Gay friend (but really is straight) Male Cleveland Senior

#Ultimate Gay friend (but really is straight)#male

Emily Noah

For your Match Maker Mixer: I'd love someone who isn't into drugs, and who is charismatic. Bonus points if they are cute. Emily Noah, Female, Cleveland, Senior

#emily noah #female

rainydayzz

name: rainydayzz sex:female school: cleveland grade:11 things I love: rainy days winter/spring/summer/fall hiking swimming the ocean/beach/sand/water farmersmarkets! miley cyrus rap music traveling thunderstorms cuddling boating! snorkeling art museums art!! jumping off waterfalls cartoons/movies cozy beds messy bedrooms driving though the countryside sunshine parks sweatshirts collages visiting small cafe's on rainy days. stuffed animals the colombia gorge listening to people speak different languages being alone being with people babies HORSES cigars champagne italy vineyards paint/clay im obsessed with finding someone who really relates to me i love boyzz whoo... surf (and who are willing to teach me) listen to alllll sorts of good music, rap and reggae mainly a boy who will sit with me and be happy doing nothing but being in my presence. BOYS WHO LIKE GOOD FOOD. (and will cook with me) tall boyz are always good. BOYS WHO LIKE TO EXPERIENCE NEW THINGS WITH ME (adventurezzz) THERE IS SO MUCH MORE. ..but yes. that is it for now. im sorry I wrote so much, probably so annoying for you. and I might add in some more things I love later.. <3

#raintdayzz #female

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