[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

Me: I love this person…so much….they’re such an important part of my life…I wouldn’t be the same without them….how can I convey that to them?

Me:

Me:

Me: *sends them a meme out of nowhere at 2am* perfect

[swordmlm]

jonathan van ness is braver than the us marines

[bonamorrissey-deactivated201901]

my favorite morrissey story is this one that some record producer told about how they all went out to a restaurant and morrissey left the table during the conversation and they assumed he went to the bathroom but he didnt come back for like 30 mins so they searched around for him and someone looked out the window and saw him across the street at some sweet shop eating cake. he just. left all of them there to go eat cake

[ruinedchildhood]

[ostolero]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[tranarchist]

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

Deported to where?

[therealsmokingleather]

[rottenbrainstuff]

Hey folks, just a reminder that this is a *fascist* government

[threehoursfromtroy]

last year: There is literally an old Trump tweet for every awful thing he does! this year: There is literally a direct nazi parallel for every awful thing he does!

[karnalesbian]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Screw it

[thebatfaminsta]

One time my five year old sister and I went in a hike in the woods and I told her “now if we come across a bear in here, I will throw myself in front of it and you run away!” And she looked me dead in the eye and said “No sorry I called it.” I was like, “what? You want to die? You’re five!” She just looked into the abyss and said, “I have been here too long.” And honestly? Big Mood.

[candiikismet]

“I have been here too long.” I’m through

[thepookah]

Damn

[evakosmosart]

Away from the flock

[yofukit]

[friendsterfriday]

[bobo-tucci]

[obsoletetrillion]

[bobo-tucci]

[obsoletetrillion]

[magiashley]

[octolinglesbian-deactivated2019]

[wanderingredleaves]

Sigrun Binder

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, wtf??? And one of them caught my eye and said, “Oh, we’re trying to scare them out of there,” and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the house whimpering and shit.

[elliewilliams]

please sign your posts with your url i refuse to be continuously terrified of humanity by them

[somedaythiswillbeclever]

[lets-talk-about-sects]

Every time I send my advisor an edited draft of my thesis proposal I’ve started adding a different plague meme at the bottom for incentive

[lets-talk-about-sects]

[lets-talk-about-sects]

[lets-talk-about-sects]

[lets-talk-about-sects]

[5835737535847575-deactivated201]

[bardstardish]

my mama got home today and she was so excited. she said she got me a present, so then i was excited too. i had no idea what she got me. she said ‘close your eyes and put your hands out’, so i did. and then i felt her put something in my hands. i opened my eyes and

“i saw it and it was chubby and you called a frog ‘big boy’ last night and i had to get it! it’s big boy!”

[bardstardish]

mama loves that you all think she’s very sweet and she got inspired and went back today and got 2 more to show you all!!

she said “tell the ones that liked big boy thank you and that he has 2 friends now thanks to them!”

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

quality post

[animationsource]

Princess Mononoke (1997)

[with-practice]

wilddd

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

Shut the fuck……

[fandomshateblackpeople]

[parrot-grass-deactivated2019012]

Today we eat Dr. Pepper and Corona

[officerhaughts-bulletproofvest]

20gayteen

[pochowek]

straights can have corona :/