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I'm Chloe! she/hers. I'm in the process of gradually moving over to a new blog: yourfriendthehedgehog.tumblr.com. Due to a password mishap, at some point I won't have access to this blog any more!

[toxicmp3]

[angelrecipe-deactivated20180602]

Give me a heartwarming Christmas movie about Satan traveling around the world every Christmas to deliver presents to all the young kids and kids with learning disorders and disabilities who misspell “Santa” on their Christmas letters every year

[eccentricmisseclectic]

And Santa’s all like, “You know, I can handle a few spelling mistakes, I got this,” and Lucifer is like “They’re addressed to me, fuck off, I’m doing it.”

[incurablenecromantic]

Lucifer being protective of his fanmail is ceaselessly entertaining.

[pretentious-git]

Lucifer: hey big guy I need your list because I don’t know what these kids want for christmas and you’ve got all the info. Santa: this isn’t your holiday Lucifer: yeah well james here doesn’t fucking know that so give me the list, he asked for Satan

[wikihow-cats]

[icantholdallthisanime]

[luciadelbray]

im still super fuckin salty that 2 of my instructors for my psych degree specifically mentioned not wearing makeup and feminine clothes as a sign of “deteriorating mental health.” specifically, that if a woman walks into your practice, and you’ve never seen her before, and she’s not wearing makeup or dressing up or shaving, then she’s going to be a “difficult case” and when she starts to do these things it’s a sign that therapy is progressing well.

especially since when i was at Rock Fucking Bottom ™ i was over-performing femininity as a) a way to dissociate from myself, my trauma, and the dysphoria i was experiencing and b) a last-ditch effort to get Approval, Validation, and Attention when i felt like i was unattractive and worthless. don’t let anyone tell you that “psychology used to have a misogyny problem and issues with pathologizing gender nonconformity, but it’s solved now because more women than men are earning psych degrees!!” because the problems are still very much there, they just change forms every couple of decades.

[maggotry-blog]

fun prank: go on dA and look for awful, beginning artists who draw cats/wolves on ms paint and comment on their picture and tell them how great it looks and that they should keep drawing because they’re going to get better and better, and to not be a dick about their drawing skill because they’re still starting out and learning!!!!

[psshaw]

DRAW THEM FANART. DRAW THEM FANAAAAART. I’ll always remember the older people who humored me when I was an 11-year-old drawing cats and Pokemon, and when they drew my “OCs” I didn’t get over it for weeks. I still have some that I printed out and put in the front of my binder.

You don’t have to become a mentor, and you don’t have to tell them anything about their art that isn’t true. But you CAN make them shit their pants with just an hour or two of your time, and some of them won’t ever forget the first time someone acknowledged their creativity.

[punchesco]

every artist has to start somewhere and it’s up to you to create a positive environment for them to grow and prosper in, you fucking idiots

[kyarychan]

May 29, 2016 [3:16 PM] My outfit today. Cherry and shark

[onthechanggang]

Since we’re both single and roughly the same age, it was hard for me not to treat our interview as a sort of date. Surprisingly, Chris did the same, asking all about me, my family, my job, my most recent relationship. And from ten minutes into that first interview, when he reached across the table to punctuate a joke by putting his hand on top of mine, Chris kept up frequent hand holding and lower-back touching, palm kissing and knee squeezing. He’s an attractive movie star, no complaints. I also didn’t know how much I was supposed to respond; when I did, it sometimes felt a little like hitting on the bartender or misconstruing the bartender’s professional fliirting for something more. I wanted to think it was genuine, or that part of it was, because I liked him right away. Is this the part of a celebrity profile where I go into how blue the star’s eyes are? Because they are very blue.

(It was around then that we were spotted by the gossip reporter that I didn’t know was a gossip reporter, or else I wouldn’t have explained to him on the way back from the bathroom that Chris was “soo flirty” and that I had “the biggest crush on him.” Haha. Oops!)

Edith Zimmerman on Chris Evans in his new GQ profile.

This interview is blowing up today, I am definitely not mad at that. (via onthechanggang)

CHRIS EVANS FEVER MAKES ME WANT TO READ THIS CLASSIC AND ICONIC ARTICLE BY EDITH ZIMMERMAN FROM 2K11 - A TRUE GENIUS AND HERO. DO URSELF A FAVOR AND KNOW IT BY HEART. (via rubdown)

I could re-read this article literally every day.

(via sashayed)

Happy (almost) 5 year anniversary, greatest celebrity profile ever published!!!

(via sashayed)

[fauxcheri]

cute gay traffic lights i saw in vienna last summer 🌈

[io-from-mars-blog]

Alexander McQueen Pre-Fall 2013

[hollowedskin]

heavy breathing @ that red velvet

[thewigmonsters-archive]

so who else is in the mood to run off to a series of small, interconnected caves with me, and be cave neighbors for the next ten years,

[thewigmonsters-archive]

cons: we wont know about any new memes pros: we make our own cave neighbor memes about the bugs we see doin weird shit and that one cave that leaks when it rains except we can’t find the hole it’s leaking through

[thewigmonsters-archive]

cave memes i’m submitting for your consideration:

*aiming hunting implements at anything that isn’t a bird* this bird is gonna be delicious

personifying rocks, constnatly,

“my digging skills are delightful, which you would know, if you ever bothered to know me the way you know your beetles”

throw the stone, Maurice.

one of our cave neighbors is a geologist. they know the names of all the kinds of rocks. the rest of us mispronounce them constantly on purpose and correct each other’s pronunciation with even more wrong ones.

making up elaborate insults towards bugs, and saying them, to the bugs

the implications of Ji-won’s moss beds (the joke is nobody can ever agree on the implications)

mushrooms in places they dont belong

yelling “hhchruckkkk!” in a high-pitched voice, several times in a row, whenever

“the best tasting dirt comes from Jamal’s cave”

worm disco

feel free to submit your own cave memes

[queenoftheantz]

A relaxing owl girl after the project was done!

[catsfurever]

get u a girl who cant do either

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

my time to shine

[oomshi]

[theunvanquishedzims]

The police walk in and you’re wearing the one on the left. When they tell you he’s dead you gasp daintily, excuse yourself for a moment, then come back in the one on the right.

[sashayed]

these very important Looks are from BOUDOIR BY D’LISH if you have $400 to lay down 

[jovan]

what’s that anime with the four boys that look exactly alike why is it popular they’re ugly

[camcrox]

teenage mutant ninja turtles

[fairyshirt]

the beatles

[helloimuncoolgirl]

[utenascreenshots]