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[oursecretwriter]

I can just picture if 5SOS ever made a Rejects video...

Like they'd be in lunch detention and wearing like black skinny jeans with rips in the knees (basically what pants Luke is like always wearing) and some band t-shirt or a cool graphic t-shirt.Then when they're released from detention, they're walking down the halls and get weird looks from people, but they just continue walking as if there was nothing going on and then they get to class and they're acting up in the back of the class then their teacher sends them home and the next scene their all just laying on their backs in their beds staring at the ceiling and then they get up and meet in Michael's garage and end up having a band practice.Wow. That took a long time to write because I was too busy picturing this and having a fangirl attack and fell off my chair and then I was still picturing this WHY CANT THIS JUST HpPNE AND MESS UP eVENryoNe's moNDS GOHS!

[richharry]

Tbh man take me back

[theboyfriendstagram]

Favorite #worstcarrotmoment posts (You know you’ve been here long enough if you can relate to all of these)

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[oursecretwriter]

I CANT EVEN-----

[likesboys-deactivated20160803]

[sweetlittlelou]

#harrys such an awful actor in every other role#but marcel was A+#bc i am 100% sure harry is actually marcel like his head is always like this#nasally TA DAAAAAs and a preference for fruity alcoholic drinks over hard stuff#yeah marcel = harry (spankingkink)

[oursecretwriter]

this is so accurate i can't function properly

[mr-styles]

[oursecretwriter]

Only him.

[triharrytops]

just to recap real quick

harry barely made the age cutoff

it was the first year they had ireland auditions

liam came back and auditioned again

louis came back and auditioned again too

zayn’s mom literally dragged him out of bed

liam and niall went to the same football game

zayn and louis went for same job

harry and louis went to the same script concert

niall and louis went to the same busted concert

[oursecretwriter]

No but guys what if they made a video for More Than This in the near future, but the focus was solely on Harry Louis and Eleanor and it showed Louis and Eleanor going out and fake loving except GOOD, then Harry and Louis getting into a huge argument about it and Louis is like “”ITS FOR THE PUBLIC”” and Harry has tears in his eyes and looks away ripping his hands from Louis’ and driving around for a while trying to cool down then at the end of the video we’ve got them singing Strong at a concert and then at the very very very end, with the last line of the lyrics ((More Than This)), the two of them drop their microphones and kiss and then there’s an extra three minutes of the video with their arms around each other explaining their story.

[oursecretwriter]

Dear Haters

Let your opinions die because no one could care less. :)

[your-fluffy-prince-blog]

My dad brought home skittles and my friend Sammi came over, and when my friends come over they normally don’t knock, they just walk in. And Sammi walked in and he was quite so I didn’t notice him. When I did notice him, he scared me and I screamed and threw skittles at him, and he was like...

[oursecretwriter]

Holy darn. I say this. All. The. Time. 😍😍😍😭😭😭😭😭😍

[your-fluffy-prince-blog]

Someone teach me the ways of tumbler...

I’m good with Instagram *cough*@prince.of.dorkness*cough* (totally not self promo) But I donno man, tumbler, teach me your ways…

[oursecretwriter]

@your-fluffy-prince , it's tumblr first, second, basically it's a whole website based on fangirling/fanboying/fan-whatever-gender-you-id-asing for books/shows/movies/fictional characters/band members then there's the educational ones and the fanfic ones and the feminist ones and the LGBT ones and basically whatever the frick you want to post, you post. It's like a better Instagram.

[oursecretwriter]

It's scary how much I obsess over 5 guys twice my age that don't know of my existence.

Me

[oursecretwriter]

My brother is the father of an ant. He just said "I am a father my son is beautiful," referring to an ant. o_o

[oursecretwriter]

I'm not ready for the commitment in a friendship where you're recommending fanfictions.

[oursecretwriter]

My priorities in life: 1. One Direction 2. Larry 3. Ship the gay 4. Apple juice

[oursecretwriter]

When Larry comes out everyone at my school will know. ;)

[oursecretwriter]

One direction is so disrespectful half the time. Like I'm trying to have a normal life and then they're over here ruining lives, causing heart attacks, preventing homework from getting done, and I don't need that.

[oursecretwriter]

I just shoved skittles at my brother and said "taste the gay" while my mom looked at me like "wtf happened to my child??"