The Outcasts

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Danny's creator is bored. Danny's creator shall eat. Randomassness is a must. But too lazy to be done.

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*extremely fangirling*

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  Is officially the best person ever! I loves her! Expect some epic ass Random-Assness to be written.

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Thank you madame.

*goes to work on Random-Assness What is work?

KC

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THIS IS A PERFECT SONG FOR THIS

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thats the best post on tumblr

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Somebody please send help to the homestuck fandom. HETALIA HELP YOUR MORAIL!

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KC is enjoying watching homestuck characters twerk

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Random-Assness: So that's why they live

Random-Ass Short: So, that's why they live

Shay-La: *kills Kyno* Kyno: *dying* Larrett: *walks down*shay, did you kill Kyno? Again? Shay-La: *guiltily* Yes.... Larrett: *shakes head* Uou're lucky rafendel is, what's the word? Kyno: *sits up, wounds closing*different, with very few deaths. Or at least Outcast deaths. Shay-La: *glares* I hate you all Kyno:*shrugs* Whater. Wanna watch some glee? Larrett: -_- *grabs donuts and leaves* Shay-La: Hell yeah! Both: *go and watch glee*

Fin~

Death: * in fortess of solitude, looks at list*gods I hate those kids.

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Random-Ass Short: A mans fudge

Random-Ass Short: A man's fudge

*Shay-La walks in, sees Kyno fangirling on the couch, turrns to leave*

Kyno:No! shay! don't leave! Shay-La: Lol what Kyno? Kyno:.Popsicle?*Holds out fudgesicle* Shay-La: O-O Kyno: They yummy Shay-La: *grabby hands like a toddler* Gimme want it want it want it Kyno: *Hands one over* stole em from producers freezer Shay-La: *mid-bite* Wait, what?

*upstairs*

Producer: Hm, I could sure go for a fudgesicle right now. Now where on earth- Shay&Kyno: O_O RUN!!! Producer: *walks down stairs with a look that would kill newborns* WHO TOOK MY FUDGESICLES? Kyno: *hides fudgesicle behind back*I think leon did. *innocent smile* Shay-La: *nods head quickly* yep, hm mm, haven't seen em! *big smile*

*Producer eyes them suspiciously before thundering back up the stairs*

Producer: DAMNIT LEON!!!!! I'm coming for YOU!!!! Leon:.*mid fap, eating a pudding*Wha? Kyno: *high fives shay*Aw yeah!*eats fudgesicle*

The End

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Random-Assness: Chips and Jerky

Random-Assness: Chips and Jerky

Shay-La: *sitting in the bathtub wearing high heels and a raincoat, eating chips out of a cup*

*Kyno enters*

Kyno: Umm, Shay, do I want to know? *opens the medicine cabinet*

Shay-La: *looks up**holds out cup* Chip?

Kyno: Sure*takes chip and bites tentively* Is this poisoned?

Shay-La: *smiles sweetly* Nope.

Kyno: *spits chip out*I don’t want to die! *runs out of the bathroom screaming*

Larret: *walking past* What did you do?

Shay-La: *screeches* EEEE!!!!!!!

Larret: What the fuck?!

Shay-La: *throws cup at Larret* EEP! *yanks shower curtain off rings and throws it at him*

Larret: *jumps out of the way* FUCK THIS! *tosses Shay up in the air, takes a piss and leaves*

Shay-La: *lands back in tub**huddles in corner, chewing on beef jerky*

Some time Later

Leon: *singing* Gotta pee. Release ma fluids into the shiny toilet. Gonna peeeee~ *walks in, starts to pee**in head* Why do I feel like I’m being watched? *slowly turns around*

Shay-La: Jerky? *holds out a piece of jerky*

Leon: *Shocked/scared face* AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!*runs out, dick stuck in zipper*

Shay-La: *watches him go, chewing on jerky* Well. That escalated quickly.

The End

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Random-Ass Short: Glee

Random-Ass Short, Glee

*Kyno and Shay sitting in the living room watching Glee*

ON T.V: *lady taps map* And that is how Germany won World War 2

Kyno: OuO *jumps up, victory pose* Ja! JA! *begins dancing around singing in German* We won! We won! We won! Lalalalala! 

Shay-La: >_< Go some where Kyno.

Kyno: *German accent* You can't tell me what to do! Deutschland won!

Shay-La: No they didn't.

Kyno: *sad face* Oh, damn.

The End

[shubbabang]

au in which the trolls were not dead and were just at a drive thru and got back 3 years later

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This lady makes me want to write Random-Assness. *thinks* Ha we all know I'm too lazy for that.

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Thoughts?

Now that I look back on these, I think I should have made them chats. Would that make more sense? I think it would.

  Too bad I'm too lazy to re-copy and paste them as chats. :D

Do you think I should?

KC

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Random-Assness: Solitary with Kyno 72 hours

Random-Assness: Solitary with Kyno 72 Hours

Kyno: *watches as the guard walks out, leaving behind a tray* You know what, if I do recall correctly when he brought me here, I was promised I would never have to be in an empty white room again. He lied to us. I understand what you’re saying Bonney, honest, I do. But he is the only one who brought me out. Even mother and father didn’t want me. *walks towards tray* Oh look, he trusts me enough to give me plasticware. *looks to ceiling holding a plastic knife* You shouldn’t trust a crazy with anything sharp.

Twelve Hours In

Kyno: *lying in the corner*

Guard: *sets down new tray and takes the old one*

Kyno: *looks up, sniffing the air* Grilled cheese? Soph, is it grilled cheese? Really? How sweet of them, to give me my favorite food. *nibbles on sandwich* You’re really bad at this Producer. I’ve been a bad girl. You shouldn’t give me things that I like. *continues to nibble on sandwich, slight eye twitch* This isn’t all that bad. Do you know that? Give my compliments to the chief.

Twenty-Four Hours In

Kyno: *sitting in the middle of the room* La la la la la sing a happy song. La la la la la la smurf the whole that long. Oh this is simply smurfy. *giggles* I smurfing love this place! Kind of boring though. I could decorate it.

Guard: *switches the trays and quickly leaves*

Kyno: *crawls on all fours in a skittering movement, sniffs bowl* Oatmeal?!?!?!?! I smurfing hate smurfing smurfmeal! *picks up bowl and throws it against the wall. Bowl breaks into an array of broken pieces, oatmeal slowly sliding down the wall* DON’T EVER FEED ME OATMEAL! I SMURFING HATE THAT SMURF SHITZA! *growls and picks up the shards and begins to scratch obscene symbols and words on the wall*

Thirty Hours In

Kyno: *rocking back and forth muttering to self*

Outside Producer’s Office

Security: *watching the screen* is it ok to send anyone in with food for her? She seems kind of…..

Producer: Out there?

Security: Yeah, that.

Producer: It’ll be fine. Trust me.

Security: *shrugs and turns back to screen* *screen goes black*

Back in confinement

Guard: *opens door slowly, door creaks*

Kyno: *looks up and growls low in her throat*

Guard: *freaks out and attempts to leave; is unable to*

Back in Producer’s Office

Security: *screen comes back on, revealing Kyno hunched over the dead guards body, giggling* B-b-boss!

Producer: Yes? *looks up from paperwork*

Security: Come look at this.

Producer: *stands up, walks over and glances at screen* *face pales* No one goes in that room. Do you hear me? *pushes a button*

Back in Confinement

Kyno: I warned you. I freed you. Aren’t you happy? *tilts head* Oh  noes, I couldn’t do that. That isn’t very nice. Really? It is?! Why didn’t you say so? *giggles and claps bloody hands* That was funny! Really really funny! *looks at the guards body and frowns* Come on! Smile! *forces the guards mouth upwards and lets go* SMILE! SMILE DAMNIT! WHY WONT YOU SMILE?! *skitters over to the pile of shards and skitters back to the guards body*

Forty-Eight Hours In (12 A.M)

Kyno: *laughing, face and arms covered in numerous cuts; the dead guards face has cuts from his mouth to his ears in a permanent smile* Isn’t it pretty? Oh so pretty. *lays hands in the guards open stomach, pulls hands out and begins to bang on the wall. Adding more bloody hand prints*I made it pretty! Isn’t it pretty? I do like the color red. I likes it  a lot. *giggles and begins to rock back and forth*

Seventy-One Hours and Fifty-five minutes In

Kyno: *rocking back and forth crying* Why Mama?! Why?! I’m sorry Mama! I didn’t mean to! Can you forgive me Mama? Please Mama! Forgive me! I’ll be  a good girl Mama! I promise!

*Confinement door unlocks and slowly opens*

Producer: *walks in holding a tissue over nose* God it stinks in here.

Security: *looks at the guards  decomposing body* Oh God, Steve. *pukes*

Kyno: *cowers in corner, perks up and runs out*

Security: Shouldn’t you have stopped her?

Producer: No, get this mess cleaned up. *casts one last glance around the padded room and the mess, shakes head and leaves* What have I gotten myself into?

Moral: Never lock Kyno in a pure white padded room. Ever, bad things will happen.

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Random-Assness:Let's make cupcakes

Random-Assness: Let's make cupcakes!

Kyno: Mmmm, shay flesh Shay-La: Eh? Kyno: *Holds up shays kidney* Shay flesh. :D Shay-La: O_O B- b- but... *looks down at red blood blossoming on shirt* *clutches side through wet T-Shirt* *looks up at Kyno* Y- You.... *eyes roll up* *collapses*

(*up in Danny's room*)

Danny: *stops mid-rape of Asian bitch* O_O What is this I sense? o-O Kyno: *shrugs* Doll: I guess she wants none. Producer: o_O, Whys it so quiet? Its 9:05 and Shay hasn't destroyed Kyno yet........ Danny: *bursts into Producer's officer, dragging Asian bitch behind her* Gregory! Something is wrong with my Twin-La, I can feel it! *Asian bitch gagged and blindfolded, struggling against chains on the floor* Producer: *looks up* Its probably nothing Danny.*Looks at asian bitch*danniella, what have I told you about dragging your asian bitches? That's inhumane. We could be sued. Danny: *opens mouth to reply* Producer: *cuts her off* And NO, just because YOU don't understand the language- Danny: *finishes* does nott mean her babble consent, blah blah blah, I know I know. That isn't the point. I really think something Terrible has happened to my twin-la. She wasn't at dinner. My twin NEVER misses a meal. And Kyno had all of her limbs tonight!! *asian bitch squeals*  Danny: *kicks her quiet* Producer: Kyno tends to have her limbs by dinner. Sometimes*taps chin* Danny, be nice. Leon: *walks in* uh guys, i can't find Larrett. We're supposed to co-op on skyrim like ten minutes ago!

*Nitsu enters*

Nitsu: Where the fuck is Kyno? I can't find that little Nazi-bitch anywhere. We had mvie hour planned right after dinner, and this hoe dissapeared. -_- Producer: alright, so, we're missing three cast members. Shay, *points to Danny* Larrett *points to Leon* and Kyno. *points to Nitsu* What happened last time an Outcast went missing? Leon: Some government agency had her. She went big and crushed their base into pieces and came home. Producer: thats probably what happened. Those two can take care of themselves and Kyno.

*scream echoes through outcast mansion*

All: O_O Danny: Twin!!!! *takes off* Leon: Bro!! *follows* Nitsu: Sandusky? *follows curiously*

*In the sacrificial chamber part of the basement*

Kyno: *in german* They won't stop moving! *in russian* stop moving *slaps shay* I want to make some cupcakes! *cuts down larretts hairy stomach**in german*why the hell is he so fucking hairy?! Producer: guys? *runs after* *pulls out walkie talkie* security, we might need back up. Prepare the white room, just in case. Security: *frightened* but boss- Producer: Now. Security: *gulps* Yes, sir.

*worried group enters the.chamber*

Danny: TWIN-LA! Leon: Bro! Nitsu: *begins laughing* Making cupcakes Kyno? Kyno: Ja.*nods head, mixing cupcake batter with blood* Danny: *glances at Shay-La, unconscious and pale, tied down to work table* *warily* Kyno... hey, whatcha doin.... Hachi? *takes nervous step forward, eyes on Kyno* Kyno: *glares* I'm making cupcakes. Would you like one? They have special surprises in them! *pulls a tray of cupcakes out of the oven* Danny: o-o Nitsu: 030 I do! Shay-La: *groans weakly* Larrett: *semi-concious and shaved, in wolf form, begins howling and whimpering* Security: oh dear God. *pukes* Producer: What is going on Kyno? Kyno: I decided to make cupcakes. Do try one Producer. Producer: I.... I'd rather not. Kyno: I SAID TRY ONE! *shoves cupcake down Producers throat* Producer: *chokes on Shay's pinky* Danny: Is that my twins pinky?! Nitsu: Oh hell yes. *begins noming on one* Leon: Yes! *takes one, bites in eagerly* Danny: *shock* What the fuck is wrong with you guys!? Leon: *face freezes* Wha-?  Dude... is this-? *reaches into mouth and pulls out a big wad of matted, bloody hair* *glances eerily at Larrett* Oh God. *faints* Nitsu: *around a mouthful of Shay's liver* Ha! Kyno: *sad face* whatever is wrong Leon? *bends down and pokes with scalpel* Do you want to be a cupcake too? Producer: *all color drains from face* *whispers* Security. Security: *move into action* *pin Kyno down * Kyno: *Thrashing and screaming bloody murder, face contorted into sadistic rage* Security 1: She bit me!!!! *clutches bloody arm* Producer: Take her to the white room!! Now! Danny: *screams* Somebody get the fucking scalpel away from her!! Kyno: *whips Security 4 across face with scalpel* *breaks free and darts to corner* *hisses* Nitsu: I got this you jiggaboo bastards. *walks up, slaps Kyno, takes away scalpel and throws her over her shoulder* shut up Hachi. Kyno: *resignedly* Yes, Momma. Nitsu: Now before we go up, say you're sorry to all these nice People. Kyno: Awwww Momma, do I got to? Doll: Yeah Momma, do we got to? Nitsu: You hush Doll, because you are the cause of all of this. Doll: *crosses arms and pouts* Nitsu: Kyno.... Kyno: *sighs* *mumbles* M'Sorry. Nitsu: Like you mean it! Kyno: But Momma-! Nitsu: Do we need to visit the white room, Hachikato!? Kyno: *mumbles* I fucking hate the white room. Nitsu: Now apologize. Kyno: I'm sorry. *struggling to not roll eyes* Nitsu: Good. Security 3: *injects Kyno with syrine* Night night freak. Doll: DIRTY BASTARDS! *passes out* Security 2: *carries Kyno to the white room while the others work on fixing up Larrett and Shay-La.*

The End

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Random-Assness: Outcasts Twerk Team

Random-Assness: Outcasts Twerk Team

Danny: Ok bitches, I'm gonna teach you how to twerk. Kyno/Shay: O-o Ummm Lia: Tehehehe Twerk twerk twerk. *begins twerking awesomely* Leon: O-o Um....., no. Larret: I aint got time for this shit, so... Danny: BEND THE FUCK OVER! All: *drop hands to floor, except Shay-La, who can't reach* Danny: Good. Now, TWERK! *turns on twerk music*

*Outcasts begin trying to Twerk*

  Larret: This... is.... so..*twerk twerk* GAY!

  Leon: I feel like less of a man. *twerk twerk**pants*

Kyno: Haha, "less". *tries to twerk, falls over*

  Lia: *still twerking, begins adding in pro moves*

  All: *stop twerking to watch Lia as she twerks like a pro, except Shay, who is still stuck in her postion*

  Leon: Oh dear God. *in awe*

  Danny: Uh, Lia? Care to share where you learned that?

  Lia: *still twerking* I have a very.... colorful..... past. *drops into split, twerks* Hey, weed don't pay for itself.

  Kyno: I'm ashamed.

  Larret: *still in awe* That shouldn't be possible.

  *Lia, hanging from ceiling fan by feet, still twerking, doing a strip tease and blowing on a blunt simultaneously*

  Shay-La: I think I broke something...

  Kyno: Mommy, I'm afraid.

  Danny: DON'T BE AFRAID! LEARN! Come on, everyone follow Lia! I want 4 more members for the Outcast Twerk Team!! *restarts song*

  ♫♫ Don't stop, pop that, don't stop, pop that pop that pussy bitch! Don't stop! Pop that, don't stop, whatcha twerkin wit? ♫♫

  Producer: Um, Danny, you know that we can't air this right? *glances at horribly twerking Outcasts*

  Danny: Shut the hell up, and get out there and twerk! My money ain't making itself! *Lia twerking on wall with a turtle*

  Producer: But----

  Danny: Bitch! *rasies hand, producer flinches* I ain't ask for no "buts", I said TWERK!

  Producer: *begins crying, joins the Outcast twerking in bowls of pudding lie Lia*

  Danny: Hell yeah! Twerk that bitches! Make mama proud! *licks pudding from Larrets bowl* Mmm... Larret twerk pudding is pretty good. *steps back as Larret begins twerking ass in bowl again*

  Shay: *falls face first into bowl*

  Kyno: Mommie!

  Danny: Shut up! I love you Kyno, but shut up. *begins walking out of room, calls behind her* AND SOMEONE PLEASE GET SHAY UP, HER FACE LANDED IN THE PUDDING!

  Shay-La: *face in bowl* urgghhhhhh...

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RANDOM-ASSNESS: Therapy with Kyno and Shay..... Part One

RANDOM-ASSNESS: Therapy with Kyno and Shay..... Part One

*Kyno and Shay-La sitting awkwardly on a long couch in a therapists office*

Ms. T: *clears throat, looks around uncomfortably*

Shay-La: Ok, is there a reason we’re having our therapy together this week? Aren’t we supposed to have, like, confidentiality or something?

Kyno: yeah, this goes against our right! I don’t want to be here with*in Russian* with the thing. *points to Shay*

Ms. T: Kyno, we talked about this. Stick to one language. And the reason the two of you are here is because you complain about each other a lot. The whole rights thing, I believe I have told you before. The Outcasts do not have rights. Not here at least.

Kyno: You told Doll. Not me.

Shay-La: Wait! I wanna know what that bitch said.

Kyno: Oh nothing. *in German* Stupid bitch. *smiles*

Ms. T: Kyno-

Shay-La: No! Let this hoe finish! *in Spanish* we can do this shit all day, fucking monkey-sucking whore!

Ms. T: Shay-La! I really don’t appreciate-

Kyno: you speak Spanish? O_o well, *in French* your lips are fatter then a carps and your twice as wrinkly as an old man that’s been in the ocean for two days.

Shay-La: *glaring* I speak French. *stands up, ready to fight*

Ms. T: Well I don’t! So can someone-

Shay-La: *demonic voice* Shut the Fuck Up.

Ms. T: *shuts the fuck up*

Kyno: *whimpers* BONNFRA SAID IT! BONNEFRA SAID IT! Don’t kill me! *hides behind Ms. T* Save me! Stop her!

Ms. T: Don’t hide behind me!

Kyno: *begins praying to Lord Doitsu in Cantonese*

Ms. T: Shannon, calm down. Deep breaths, the same way we practiced before.

Shay-La: *takes a deep breath, then uses it to blow Ms. T to the moon**laughs* Now, it’s just you and me.*cracks knuckles*

Larret: *pops in* Hey! You can’t send people to the moon! That’s my thing! Producer: Larret! Get off the set!

Larret: No way! SHE CAN NOT SEND PEOPLE TO THE MOON!

Kyno: -.- Larret, get off the set.

Larret: Shut the fuck up KYNO! *changes into wolf form, pounces on Kyno*

Kyno: *screams* MOMMIE!

Shay-La: Hey! That’s my bitch Larret!*jumps into chaos*

Danny: *comes running in dressed in a bathrobe, Leon still attached to vagina by mouth* Who is hurting my Kyno-chan?!?!

Kyno: *being mauled* MOMMA!!

*Fighting stops and screen goes black, three white dots appear before showing the set once again*

All: O-O ummm

Kyno: *pulls out mallet, whimpering*

Larret: *butes Shay-La’s leg*

Shay-La: *pulls Kyno’s hair*

Kyno: *smacks Larret on head with mallet*

Lia: *20x her size**STOMPS In with blunt glued to hand* WHO DID THIS?

All: O_O

Larret: RUN!!

*everyone begins running as Lia begins to destroy things*

Producer* SHE'S DESTROYING MY SET!

Lia:*picks up Producer and throws him to Amsterdam*

Danny: WHO THE FUCK DID THIS?

*All pause to look at Kyno.*

Kyno: Ahm... um... you see.... funny story.

Shay-La: Dumbass. *smacks her to Paris* I GOT THIS! *goes Shay-Hulk, begins fighting Lia*

Danny: My BABIES!

Leon: *still attached* *muffled* Get her Shay!

*In Paris*

Kyno: *sulky* I thought she would like it. Never have to worry about losing her blunt.

Frenchies: *start gathering around Kyno*

Kyno: No! NO! Not a prostitute! Not any more! NO! *screams*

*Back in Rafendel *

*Shay-Hulk fighting Lia(with no weed)*

Larret: Hmm.. *watching the fight eating popcorn* They're pretty evenly matched, I'd say.

Shay-La: *in the fight* Dammit Lia! *crash* Let me get it off your fucking hand!

Lia: *roars*

Danny: *passed out on a chair, Leon still attached, Devin fanning her*

*In Paris*

Kyno: *running from French men* Leave me alone!

Bonnefra: *laughing*

Doll: Kick their asses!

Sven: *Russian guy in head* *starts laughing* Kill them! Kill them all! Let their blood flow free! *laughs evilly*

Producer: *in dark alley in Amsterdam, rocking and crying* My poor set... I could've been a dentist...

Drooling Hobo: *sitting weirdly close to him, smiling* Hey, I was almost a dentist once! Why I remember the days...

Producer: *groans and puts head on knees*

*In Paris*

Kyno: *wielding a trashcan lid, beating back French men*STOP! STOP IT!!!!!

Sven: It'll be easy. You already have the weapon.

Frenchie: *makes a kissing face*

Kyno: *eyes flash black**starts to beat french man*

Bonnefra: *whimpers*

Doll: Why'd you let him out?

Bonnefra: I DIDN'T! HONEST!

Sven: *makes hissing noise*

Doll: STOP HIM!

Bonnefra: I CAN'T!

Kyno: *continues to beat mean, sirens heard in the distance*

*Back at the Mansion*

*Shay-La and Lia, lying exhausted in a corner, blunt finally unglued from hand**Lia puffs on blunt*

Leon: Well, I must say, I wasn't sure there for a minute, but well done Shay. *claps proudly*

Shay-La: *tiredly* Encore.*piano falls on Leon*

*Back in Paris*

Kyno: *running covered in blood*

*On T.v. back at the mansion*

Reporter: Breaking news. Mass murderer on the loose in Paris. Seems to be heading towards Rafendel.

Producer: *back from Amsterdam**groans* Should have been a dentist.*begins counting hobo's money*

Danny: *chuckles* *Leon no longer attached* You stole a hobo's money?

Producer: No. *solemnly* I had to do things for it. *leaves*

The End?

*on the moon*

Ms. T: *crying* I could've been a teacher.

The REAL End??

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Random-Ass Exposure: A Love Note from an Exiled Outcast to a Guest Star?!

Random-Ass Exposure: A Love Note from an Exiled Outcast to a Guest Star?!

Kyno: You read the title right. I know we have yet to post that we Exiled an Outcast. *gives a sad face* Sadly it still lives in the mansion, feeding in the basement like the bottom dweller that it is. Shay-La: Get on with it Kyno! *growls* Kyno: *rolls eyes* So, this little love note was given to my Ex boyfriend and guest star Devin. *clears throat*  

NN2: *Clears throat, paper is hear being unfolded* Okay, so, I guess I don’t have to tell you that I like you, you already know that. I’ve liked you for a while now, and I’ve tried to get over it but I can’t. I like you for lots of reasons. You’re funny, cool and real. You get me like nobody else gets me. You make me feel better when I’m upset, and you’re the only one I want to talk to when something is wrong. And I love that you listen to me. You also speak your mind, and that’s one of the main things that I like about you. We also have lots in common if you haven’t noticed. We were a good couple the last time, and I’m hoping for another chance with you. We get along great and you’re just an amazing guy. So, please give me another chance? J Get back to me J  Lia

Kyno: *begins laughing* Lots in common? Shouldn't it be a lot in common?

Shay-La: Could she have said the word You any more? Hitler that was a lot of you.

NN2:*chuckling* You got that right. *makes a gagging noise*

Kyno: And the best part is, she slips a new note under his door each day.

NN2: But, aren't you the dick for dating him after her?

Kyno: *shrugs* She told me to go ahead. And I LIKED HIM FIRST! NOT HER SHORT FLOATING DUMB ASSED SELF! *INK begins swirling around*

Shay-La: Calm the fucking encore down bitch,

Kyno:*weakly from underneath* Rate and Review?*passes out*

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Random-Assness: Hey Outcastastic Monday: Candles

Hey Outcastastic Monday: Candles (Guest Starring Nitsu)

(*Danny and Kyno kicked out on the living room couch reading Cosmo, with Larret and Leon playing Halo at the TV*)

Shay-La: (*Derps into room and jumps onto coffee table*) Hi, guys!

Danny:  Hey, Twin. What’s-

Shay-La:  Shush yo’ face and listen. (*takes a deep breath*)(*begins singing "Candles" by Hey Monday*) The powerlines went down... and I am all alone. But I don't even care at all, not answering my phone...

Danny: (*whispers to Kyno*) What the hell is she doing?

Kyno: (*whispers back*) No clue.

Shay-La: (*still singing*) All the games you played... The promises you made. Couldn't finish what you started, only darkness still remains...

(*Nitsu walks into room and joins Shay on the coffee table*)

Nitsu: (*sings*)Lost sight, couldn't see. When it was you and me...

Nitsu and Shay-La: (*together*) Blow the candles out. Looks like a solo tonight... I'm beginning to see the light. (*Danny begins humming background vocals with Kyno and swaying back and forth on the couch*) Blow the candles out. Looks like a solo tonight... But I think I'll be alright.

Danny and Kyno: Ooohh....

Shay-La: Been black and blue before-

Larret: (*rips off earphones*) CAN YOU GUYS SHUT THE HELL UP?

Leon: (*Mutters under breath*) Yes, please.

Shay-La: (*Glares*) Encore, motherfucker.

(*Jazz ensemble drops from the sky onto the boys*)

Shay-La: As I was saying. (*resumes singing, with Danny and Kyno harmonizing in the background*) Been black and blue before, there's no need to explain. I am not the jaded kind. Playback's such a waste.

Nitsu and Danny: You're invisible... invisible to me. My wish is coming true, erase the memory of your face...

Shay-La and Danny: Lost sight, couldn't see, when it was you and me...

All 4: Blow the candles out. Looks like a solo tonight... I'm beginning to see the light. Blow the candles out. Looks like a solo tonight... But I think I'll be alright...

Danny: One day you will wake up, with nothing but, “you’re sorry’s"

Kyno and Nitsu: And someday you will get back, everything you gave me...

All 4: (*link hands*) Blow the candles out. Looks like a solo tonight... I'm beginning to see the light. Blow the candles out. Looks like a solo tonight... But I think I'll be alright.

Shay-La: Blow the candles out... looks like a solo tonight...

(*All 4 grin at each other and begin giggling like little girls*)

Producer: (*walks in clapping*) Bravo ladies! Bravo! Really, that was great!

Leon: (*from beneath jazz ensemble*) Producer, wait!

Larret: (*also beneath jazz ensemble*) You cant say-!

Producer: (*claps harder*) Encore! Encore!

Shay-La: (*raises eyebrow*)(*Smirks*) I think we can manage that.

(*screen goes black*)(* A loud crash and multiple instrumental disasters are heard falling*)

Producer: (*moans*) I could've been a dentist.

*******************************************

DISCLAIMER: *The song was Candles, by Hey Monday*

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Random-Assness with Shay-La

Random-Assness with Shay-la

3:30 a.m.

( While the rest of the house is "asleep")

Shay-la: (*crouched on island, noming on a peach*)

Leon: (*enters*) Hey Shay!

Shay-la: (*jumps to light fixture*)ME PEACH! O_O (*hangs there*)

Leon:Ummmm... okay?

Shay-la: (*eyes fixed on Leon, resumes noming*)

Leon: Anyway... (* opens fridge, pulls out egg nog*) Awesome! Egg nog! My favorite!!!

Danny: (* walks through, removing eggnog from Leon's hand in passing.*) Mine bitch. (* rummages through cabinet*)

Leon: o.0 But... you don't even like eggnog...

Danny: (* smirks, shoving Oreo into mouth, while carrying an empty glass an suspicious looking brown paper bag.*) Exactly. (* leaves*)

Leon: (* sighs*) Man, I'm hungry. (* glances at Shay*)

Shay-la: (*hisses, clutches peach protectively*)

Leon: (* sighs again. Opens freezer*) Holy Shit!!! SNICKERS!!!! WHOO!!!

Lia: (* floats in*) Look. Lia like weed. Weed gives Lia munchies. You eat Lia's snickers,(*whispers*) Lia kills you. (* takes snickers, floats away*) Tehehehe XD

Shay-la: (* raises eyebrow, still noming*)

Leon: I... I don't believe I've ever heard her use that many words at one time... or at all.

Shay-la: (* shakes head*)

Leon: (*shrugs*) Mehh... Leon... So... HUNGRY! (* opens pantry*)

(*Kyno raping Devin with Vienna sausages*)

Devin: Leon... Please...(*eyes wide with pain*)

Kyno: (*looks up*) Hey guys! What's-

Leon: (* slams door*) Gross...

Shay-la: (* giggles quietly*)

Leon: (* glares at Shay-la*)

Shay-la: (* growls low in throat. resumes noming*)

Leon: GAHHH! I'm so FUCKING HUNGRY!!!(* walks sulkily to cabinet. Sighs, opens it.*)

 Leon: YES!!!(* pulls out box of doughnuts in classic *see pic* Success Stance*)

Larret: (* over intercom*) You eat my doughnuts, you're going to the moon.

Danny: (* voice heard in the background with Larret's*) Oooh I've been there! It was awesome!!!

Larret: (* still on intercom*) What? The fuck? How the hell did you get in here?! Stop it Dammit Danny! AHHHHH! No! What IS that?!?!?!?!

Danny: (* giggles*) Hold still silly!!!

Larret: (* screams. Intercom clicks off*)

Leon: (*throws hands up in exasperation*) Fuck it. Imma just go watch Nemo...(*sighs*)  again

(*sulks away*)

Shay-la; (*watches with big eyes. Opens mouth to nom peach finding it gone*) O~o (* eye twitches*) ME FUCKING PEACH!!!(* drops to island, starts to go Shay-Hulk. Peach drops from hatch in ceiling into Shay's lap.*) Peeachhh... (*noms peach*) peeeachh...XD

Kyno: (* in pantry. Devin collapsed hog-tied  across her lap*) YAY!!!(* claps hands together softly. Strokes Devin's hair like a creeper. Whispers*) Until next time my sweet...

THE END

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Random-Assness: Movie Time

Random-Assness: Movie Time

Danny: *sitting. Licking a lollypop on producers lap*

Producer: *sitting rigidly tears in eyes. Forcibly watching movie*

Shay-La: *strolls in, flops down on couch* Wassup bitches?

Danny:*grunts in response. Engrossed in the movie*

Producer: Oh Dear God! Thank you Shay-La, can you get her off of me?

Shay-La: Hey! Is that a lollipop?

Danny:*nods silently*

Shay-La: Can I get one?

Danny: *still engrossed in movie, pulls lollipop out of pocket and hands it to Shay-La*

Shay-La: Awesome! *climbs up on Producers lap, begins sucking on lollipop contentedly*

Larret: *enters room*what the fuck’s going on here?

Danny: *looks up innocently* Lollypops. You want one? *holds out lollypop to Larret*

Producer: Larret! Help me!

Larret: I don’t eat lollypops.

Danny: I also have German chocolate.

Larret: *serious face* Give it. *climbs on producers lap and watches movie*

Kyno: *enters arguing with self, switching back and forth from French to german*

Producer: *begging* Kyno… *weakly* Please… help-

Larret: Shut the hell up Kyno! We’re watching a movie.

Kyno: *sadly* Okay Papa. *notices candy, perks up* Ooh! German chocolate! Doll says those are good! Can I have one Momma? Can I? Can I?

Danny: *growls and throws chocolate at Kyno*

Kyno: Yay! *sits on Danny’s lap*

Producer: Dear God…. What the hell is wrong with you?! *suffocating due to lack of oxygen* I can’t even see the movie anymore!

Danny: *reaches back, wrenches Producer’s head through a tiny hole between Larret and Shay-La* There ya go. *pulls out another lollipop and returns to movie*

Leon: *enters room with a toaster and bottle of lotion* *shrugs. Lays across Kyno, Shay and Larret with penis facing T.V.. Grabs chocolate* Alright! This movie always makes me jizz!

All: O~o *begin screaming but can’t move*

Kyno: Get him off me MOMMA!

Shay-La: GAAAAAHHHH!!!

Producer: God! Why have you forsaken me and sent me to this earthly limbo?! *begins praying to Mary*

Danny: You make me sick

Larret: Man- *looks around* FUCK THIS! *throws everyone to ground* I’m not gay! *leaves angrily* Kyno: Mommaaaaaaaaaa! *crying*

Producer: *on couch, grabbing chest* Oh.. thank God. *gasps for air*

Shay-La: *crawls to corner and begins rocking and muttering to self* Can never unsee it. Never unsee it. Never unsee it. Ponies. Ponies. Ponies…….

Danny: Good job dude! Now I dropped my goddamn lollipop! >_<

Kyno: Chocolateeeeeee!!! *cries harder*

Leon: *undisturbed on floor, still eating chocolate* Ohh! This is my part. *sits up* O0O

*Nemo touches boat*

Leon: *jizzes everywhere * YES!

All: *trying to avoid spray* Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kyno: MOMMAAAAAAA!!!!!! *splattered with jizz*

Shay-La: *also splattered**moans to self  * Nooooooo!

Danny: *wipes some off of face, puts finger in mouth considering* Hmmm…

Kyno: *crying, runs from room*

Shay-La: *still moaning in corner* Oh God! Oh dear baby Jesus…. *begins to cry* I just wanted a lollipop!!!!

Producer: *holding hands to jizz covered face, stumbling blindly out of the room*

Danny: *begins licking jizz from the wall * Mmmmmmm…..

Lia:*floats in, looks around, floats out* Nope.

The End