Overheard at Samwell

[on hiatus] Look, it's a long webcomic that covers two and a half years so far. Who's to say these weren't said at some point?

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and that’s all folks

see ya around again someday soon I hope

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Chad F: [about SML] All of the boys' snacks are organic.

Bitty: [about SMH] That's cool. My kids eat candy off the floor.

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Tango: How do you take your coffee?

Chowder: I like my coffee as dark and bitter as my soul.

Tango: Okay, so white chocolate mocha.

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Lardo: You’ll be okay, marshmallow.

Bitty: Lards, do you call me “marshmallow” because I’m soft and easily flattened?

Lardo: Well, yeah...but, if it makes you feel any better, it’s also because you’re very white.

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Chowder: [writing in his diary] Dear diary, how are you? I'm fine.

Chowder:

Chowder:

Chowder: [groaning and continuing] Okay, I'm not fine. You got me. God, you're good.

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Bitty: You're smiling, did something good happen?

Dex: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?

Chowder: Nursey tripped and fell in the parking lot.

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Chowder: What does BDSM mean?

Bitty: [loudly] BIBLE DISCUSSION AND STUDY MEETING.

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Bitty: What's your blood type?

Jack: How would I know?

Bitty: How would you not?!

Jack: Who am I, Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?

Bitty: You don't know your OWN blood type, BUT YOU KNOW WHO DISCOVERED THEM?!

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Nursey: I just got a new notebook. What should I put in it?

Dex: Put spaghetti in it.

Nursey: I'm taking suggestions from literally anyone else.

Chowder: Put spaghetti in it.

Nursey: I'm taking suggestions from anyone except you two.

Bitty: Put spaghetti in it.

Nursey: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

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Georgia: Do you trust this...Shitty?

Jack: I absolutely trust him.

Georgia: He's not some kind of madman, then?

Jack: ...

Jack: I absolutely trust him.

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Nursey: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Lardo: Why?

Nursey: To get to the idiot's house. Knock knock.

Lardo: Who's there?

Nursey: The chicken.

Lardo:

Nursey:

Lardo:

Nursey:

Lardo: I won't punch you in the face on one condition.

Nursey: ...Yeah?

Lardo: Go tell that joke to Dex.

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Lardo: Have you tried yelling?

Bitty: I have no idea what you’re referring to, but of course I’ve tried yelling.

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Tango: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.

Chowder: What?

Tango: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

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[house phone rings]

Ransom: [picks up phone] Samwell Men's Hockey Haus, hot one speaking.

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Lardo: If I die, my funeral’s going to be the biggest fucking party and you’re all invited.

Bitty: If?

Chowder: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and she might not even die.

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How do people not swear? Like where does their anger go? How do they show their enthusiasm? What if they stub their toe? Like, saying golly gosh really isn’t gonna cut it, Chowder.

Dex (via overheard-at-samwell)

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Jack: You need to start worrying about your own body. When's the last time you had a carrot?

Bitty: Well, it's my least favorite type of cake, so rarely. If I absolutely have to I'll just eat the frosting.