Today's Document

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art blog(derogatory)

if i look back, i am lost
I'd rather be in outer space đž
hello vonnie

Love Begins

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
YOU ARE THE REASON
The Bowery Presents
Not today Justin

titsay
taylor price
The Stonewall Inn
noise dept.
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Doug Jones
macklin celebrini has autism
EXPECTATIONS

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âWhich one is it tonight? Princess and the popstar or Swan lake? That shit gets me in tears.â
 "Shit. That's too hard to choose from! Crap. CRAP. Uh... Popstar...! Princess and the Popstar we gotta just start somewhere!"Â
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 "Do NOT. Ever do that again. And I will refrain from shoving your face in the public toilet tonight, deal?"Â
âPlease be gentle with me I bruise easily!
They wonât, man. The ladies love me! Iâm your new good luck charm!â
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{ â§ };;Â âYou whore, this shit is MY kitchen. I hope you didnât pee on the counter again.â
 "--And if I did?"
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 "Well c'mon then you poor bastard! Get that ass in gear! My bet's that you won't even make it past the front door!"
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 "If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen, sweetheart!"
âBitch please, iâm on pull-ups now!
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 "Yeaaahhh-- You better stick to apple juice, milk sop! Oji-san OUT!"